The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I can't say if SB's telling us the truth, as we're good buds, but not THAT good.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Snakebyte]

And no matter what you want Spoon, we never will be.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Now that was just below the belt.

 

(wonders if he should ask SB's girlfriend if he's telling the truth)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Oh, TAG~! (for SB....and then the follow up of Kotz)

 

 

EDIT: And don't bring AS into this conversation...he'll probably call his a "baton"

[Guest Snakebyte]

Kotz, go ahead and ask her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(will ask her when she returns from Idle state on AIM)

 

In the meantime, I'm going to make HOT CHOCOLATE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Snakebyte]

That's pretty funny, since she hasnt been idle in a while. Muhahahaha.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Err, huh?

 

Whatever, Millimeter Peeter.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

okay...

[Guest Snakebyte]

Silence, you lopcocked needlepoint.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

at least you didn't say he was hung like a 10 cent stack of dimes...

[Guest Snakebyte]

okay. that was just lame.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

that's why I said I was glad nobody said it...

[Guest Snakebyte]

::hands Rando a pack of rubber bands:: here, go amuse yourself in the corner with these.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

oh come on now...that was just low...

[Guest Snakebyte]

run along now... look, they streeeetch.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

this is absolutely hilarious...considering I'm older than you...

 

......and LIKE raves...

 

 

::hands SB a pack of glow sticks:: look...they GLOOOOWWWW....Ooooooo...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(gets nailed in the eye with a rubber band and cries like a little girl)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

hey! Picking on Ravers is low!

 

They can't help what they are! Pity them!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

just thought i'd post this for everyone's enjoyment...

 

 

Stop And Look Around

 

Once upon a time

On a dark dark day

One man stopped

And was taken away

The man saw promise

Above the rest

Till reality set in

The ultimate test

As he was pulled away

He began to shout

Stop and look around

You’ll find the way out!

 

Reality

Is a twisted game

You start to win

Then the rules change

 

On a street corner

In the middle of hype

Another man stopped

As so did his life

The truth was stolen

And hidden again

No matter who tries

They can not win

As the man was buried

His tombstone read

Stop and look around

Before you wind up dead!

 

Reality

Can blur your thoughts

You think you know

But you do not

Reality

That twisted game

Stop and look around

You’ll never be the same…

 

You’ll…Never…Be…….The……Same…

[Guest Snakebyte]

::knocks the glowsticks out of Rando's hands:: I'm an AGGRESSIVE RAVER~! dammit. These glowsticks aren't blue! Now go get some blue ones, then make me a sammitch.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

bahahahaha... I say "sammitch" all the time...

 

that's just wierd

 

 

::gives the man a bunch of blue ones::

[Guest Snakebyte]

That's a good Rando, now give CWM a black eye for badmouthing ravers

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

he might badmouth ravers....but I don't need gnomes showing up on MY front lawn...

 

 

he just needs to learn that ravers R00L~!...strobe STYLE~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

As AGGRESSIVE RAVERS~!, we try to distance ourselves from such terms as "Strobe Style" and "ravers r00l."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

<-- will never be an agressive raver......

 

...but i can always try and fail...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh yeah, we also kick people's asses who talk shit about us.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I don't talk shit about you...but I'm sure you were just talking about cwm...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

he don't want Gnomes on his lawn either

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck the gnomes. If I were your neighbor, I'd have already come over to your house and beaten the everloving shit out of you.

 

But because your neighbors are total morons, that'll never happen.

 

Rest assured though, I wouldn't be afraid of gnomes.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge