The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest LooseCannon]

God's a bit of a sore loser.

He's slow at paying off his gambling debts too.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

LooseCannon post is on invisoray. Cool.

 

EDIT: Why did his post have to become visible again right after I posted this? Bastard post board...

 

And CWM... it's a legitimate request. The bathroom was supposed to be cleaned this weekend but the lights burned out.

[Guest Sassquatch]

At least no one is dumb enough to entrust CWM with the task of cleaning up a bathroom.

 

I guarantee the bath drapes would smell like reefer after he would be done cleaning up.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, that'd be pretty bad. I mean the rest of the house does already.

 

...not from me, of course. I've always been more of a coke man myself. Unfortunately, I'm running out of creative excuses for bloody noses now that I live at sea level.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I take it you used the old:

 

My girlfriend kicked me in the face while I was doing her from behind?

 

Works like a charm.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's a pretty good one, unfortunately doesn't work out too well with me being single and all. I usually end up mentioning that urban legend about the pencil up the nose suicide and then how much trouble I'm having keeping up in my classes. Works like a charm... although the suicide watch IS rather annoying.

 

::waves out window. Look guys, still no gun!::

[Guest Sassquatch]

What about saying you walked into an opening door?

 

Or does that sound *too* far-feteched?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hey it wouldn't smell like Reefer! I always make sure to spray the house down after i'm done.

 

Cops can't bust you that way.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Hey!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Sorry, I thought a saw someone eating curly fries over here. Carry on.

[Guest Sassquatch]

That still doesn't stop you from smelling like a bong filter CWM.

 

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

*looks around* O...kay.

[Guest Sassquatch]

CWM:

 

You have not given me the Admins password to the Underground Smarks.

 

PM me with it.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Sends*

 

I don't smell like a Bong Filter! Right now I smell like Beer...Canadian Of Course.

 

oh and...

 

BIG~!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

UGS is dead. We shoulda merged with Smarktalk when we had the chance. It would've been the merger of the century. Forget AOL and Time/Warner and that other big merger that happened sometime back, this would've made history.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude. UGS is alive and thriving.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Bah! No one's posting there. I've been there. It's a wasteland. A teenage wasteland.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I (yes me, the man you neither know, nor care about) shall revive UGS singlehanded.

[Guest SP-1]

Except for the parts that I revive.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Bullshit! No one is allowed revive UGS but...Agnes! Or me! Or CWM! Or AustinHHH4Life if ever comes back!

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

The old guard is dead, and a new generation is upon you. Come before me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod!

[Guest SP-1]

<--- Admin. I'm so allowed!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Bullshit! No one is allowed revive UGS but...Agnes! Or me! Or CWM! Or AustinHHH4Life if ever comes back!

God Big Your Funny.

 

The forum gained TEN new members in the space of two hours yesterday. We've had more posts in one hour than we did in the last two months.

 

 

SpiderPoet is Now an Admin With You, Me, and Alf (and austinhhhlife). IDRM and BDUB mod Flaming(StepTotheMic) KanadianKrusy mods General Wrestling

 

that's most of the changes...and the new look of the board.

[Guest SP-1]

And the SWANK~! logo banner.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and the swank logo banner

[Guest SP-1]

Hells yeah

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

WTF JUST HAPPENED~!

 

and I'm talking to Austinhhh4life AS I TYPE~!

[Guest Sassquatch]

The password you gave me CWM is not working.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It isn't?!? mother fucker.

 

I'm on it.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

the password is case sensitive... I had the same problem.