The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Original Six = 10

Inducted Four = 9.9

Everyone After That = 9

 

DJ Jeff = -10

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

This is getting out of hand. It must be stopped. But I'm busy eating pringles.

[Guest treble charged]

Well, I accept the fact that I will never be QUITE as established as the original 6, however, I will always be the least gay member of this little group.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm a 10, definitely. But I wasn't around to push other posters into voting for me. No, that had to wait a couple of days.

[Guest Incandenza]

Well, I accept the fact that I will never be QUITE as established as the original 6, however, I will always be the least gay member of this little group.

Shouldn't your custom title read "Established Closeted Homosexual"?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

ESTABLISHED BURN~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

::shares Established high five with Kotz; demands to know WHO DA MAN::

[Guest MrRant]

I am the man for I have...

 

 

DANCING GIR!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Rant has a point, his avatar is our mascot after all.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[EL DANDY~! 0]

So what must one do to be "Established?" Don't make me pull the whole Owen Hart "No one respects me" shit...

[Guest Kinetic]

Actually, if you prefaced every post with "Enough is enough and it's time for a change!" that'd be pretty cool. You'd need the SWANK~! entrance music Owen had at that point, though. To actually become established, you'd need to not surpass 1000 posts without me knowing who you are again.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If you READ THE REST OF THE BLOODY THREAD, you would have seen that we'll vote people we consider established into the Establishment.

 

(smacks EL DANDY~! because Established posters can do stuff like that)

 

We rule.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So what must one do to be "Established?" Don't make me pull the whole Owen Hart "No one respects me" shit...

I dunnno. Hope that helped.

 

Seriously though, Kotz or somebody made a list of rules or something in the "Established Thread" in General Chat. It was all a bunch of bullshit, but basically you have to recognizeable by the masses and be a mainstay of the forum.

 

Pretty stupid if you ask me. And you should, after all, I'm ESTABLISHED.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Since Anglesault was the one to make the original gaffe to give an idea like this life, then he should make the rules.

 

Or BLMH could, since he came up with the idea and pretty much summed it up in his "recognizable mainstay" definition.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest treble charged]

Well, I accept the fact that I will never be QUITE as established as the original 6, however, I will always be the least gay member of this little group.

Shouldn't your custom title read "Established Closeted Homosexual"?

Now, now. We don't need to go starting any ESTABLISHED DRAMA~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think the only guy left to make an Established subtitle is Rant. Everyone bombard him with demands to be The Established Reverend or something.

 

And DRAMA = RATINGS!!

 

As long as it doesn't involve Anglesault wandering into a funeral home.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

It's hardly an original idea...

 

I'm not criticizing, I'm just saying that this has been done before and with unpleasant results. The end result was the old Smarks/Rantsylvania forum in as close to a state of riot as a message board can get.

 

//Harbinger

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I'd say no more than 1 per week.

 

<-- notes that he isn't included in the so-called rankings, because his honorary nature creates a nebulous unknown about his true nature. Is he a 10? or a 9? One thing is for sure, BPP will always be higher than Angle-Plex, his personal jobber and errand-boy.

 

Congrats on being Established now Big, although I do think your title should be

 

"Established Whiner"

 

Anyways, I too would like a hug after that atrocious RAW, and I am no longer going to watch RAW on monday nights.

 

I pray to every deity that exists that Smackdown wont suck

 

Especially to Bundy...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(invites everyone to the Altar of Kylie and Sophie to pray for the avoidance of WWE's death)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's hardly an original idea...

 

I'm not criticizing, I'm just saying that this has been done before and with unpleasant results. The end result was the old Smarks/Rantsylvania forum in as close to a state of riot as a message board can get.

 

//Harbinger

Dutch, I know. I wasn't posting then but I was reading then so I saw all that. So hopefully we can avoid some of the mistakes they made.

 

Plus we're much cooler.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Indeed.

 

ESTABLISHED WHORING GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

Gimme a spot, NOW~

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Gonna have to wait until next Monday, Fletch. Sorry, rules are rules.

 

And the Established rules are what you WILL follow.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude We vote next week and I promise you've got at least one vote.

[Guest Banky]

Promise me a spot? or else, a secondary movement may begin.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So Fletch, what exactly is it that you bring to The Establishment?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude, don't worry, you'll probably be one of the first five we vote in.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

I bring unpredictability~~!

 

Hmm, voting Monday?? Thats frickin week away. I dunno if I can waith *that* long. Remember, i was the one who started all this jibber jabber about this "establishment"

 

Break the rules baby, lemme in.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Definetly put me on the poll. If you all hate my user name and it must be changed, so be it. I WILL BE ESTABLISHED.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Here's what I see the ballot looking like for the first week:

 

CallMeDanWHAT?ISaidCallMeDan

EvenflowDDT

The Superstar

MarvinIsALunatic

 

and....

 

 

 

 

 

 

DJ Jeff.

 

Nah, it'll probably be Fletch or Leena.

 

Start speculating on what the final ballot will be and the potential results!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge