The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Incandenza]

Kinetic has every right to be proud of the bukkake thread. It belongs in the archives.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic.

So am I Kinetic too?

I know I'm not. I AM however, Angle-plex and Angle is God. I am not Anglesault though. I also share minds with Mr. Rant, Flyboy, Evenflow and Assdroid.

[Guest MrRant]

Well I for one know I'm not Kinetic. My town has stuff in it.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I only share opinions with people...

[Guest MrRant]

At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic.

So am I Kinetic too?

I know I'm not. I AM however, Angle-plex and Angle is God. I am not Anglesault though. I also share minds with Mr. Rant, Flyboy, Evenflow and Assdroid.

Assdroid just seems to fit somehow.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I thought they were more like "Anyone want to join me in jerking off on an underaged Asian girl's face?"

so THAT'S how DJ Jeff joined this forum...

 

Edit: that was harsh...i know alot of Asian girls and they wouldn't let someone like Jeff near them...

I thought Jeff WAS the Asian girl.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

At some point we should probably let Inc know that he's the only one of us that isn't Kinetic.

So am I Kinetic too?

I know I'm not. I AM however, Angle-plex and Angle is God. I am not Anglesault though. I also share minds with Mr. Rant, Flyboy, Evenflow and Assdroid.

Oh yeah? Well I'm Angleolympic slam.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm pretty sure I'm not Kinetic.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I thought Jeff WAS the Asian girl.

well that MIGHT just explain a few things......

 

but then again...it would open up alot of questions...

[Guest MrRant]

If anyone is Kinetic you are Spoon.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bah, no way. Kinetic has said that he isn't very fond of almost all of my tastes.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

You see my point. You would be perfect as his alter ego.

[Guest Kinetic]

Kotz is not a Kinetic creation. That would require me to know more about dance music than I could handle. Any poster with a personality isn't me. Most of them are nondescript and inoffensive, posting only to talk about the new Will Smith movie or ask for love advice in General Chat.

[Guest MrRant]

So YOU are OJ Hart!

[Guest Kinetic]

You see my point. You would be perfect as his alter ego.

My perfect alter ego would be DJ Jeff. I've said somewhere before that I've always wanted to gain access to his account for a few days, just to fuck with people.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'm...umm...the alter ego of

 

M Nyland...the Godfather of the SmartMarksGang...

 

EDIT: I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that fun 2 weeks...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

You know who I hated? Smarky3 back at the old EZboard. What an assdick that guy was...right? Where do you think you're going? phone call? have to go to work? at this hour?...don't leave me here alone!

 

so, yeah, that Smarky3 ass was a huge ass, no?

[Guest LooseCannon]

Fuck you Big.

 

Smarky 3 ruled your lame ass.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

The Amazing Rando > M Nyland

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Fuck you? Ruled me? Lame ass? A space between Smarky and 3? What drug are you on there piss boy?

 

I'm God as far as you and that know nothing son of a bastard is concerned.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

touchy touchy

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

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[Guest The Amazing Rando]

^ now that's a nice quote...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So anyone here who has a discernable personality about them isn't Kinetic. Okay, that should narrow it down a LOT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

so if you don't know who you are....then you are probably Kinetic.....

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

So anyone here who has a discernable personality about them isn't Kinetic. Okay, that should narrow it down a LOT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'm not feelin' this post. Here's what I see: Kotz starts the post, but then I interrupt and kick the living shit out of him for a solid 30 minutes. Then, you'll like this, 10, no 30 guys, no, the entire locker room - face or heel - come out and I fight off every one of them until Kotz, Rando, CWM, and Inc run me over with an 18 wheeler. I'll come back mere minutes later and start a thread about how I'm God and everyone should worship me.

 

Yeah, let's go with that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well I'm NOT Kinetic. I most definetly have my own personality

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

So anyone here who has a discernable personality about them isn't Kinetic. Okay, that should narrow it down a LOT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I'm not feelin' this post. Here's what I see: Kotz starts the post, but then I interrupt and kick the living shit out of him for a solid 30 minutes. Then, you'll like this, 10, no 30 guys, no, the entire locker room - face or heel - come out and I fight off every one of them until Kotz, Rando, CWM, and Inc run me over with an 18 wheeler. I'll come back mere minutes later and start a thread about how I'm God and everyone should worship me.

 

Yeah, let's go with that.

And then me and Big can have an epic battle where the Canadians worship us~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Speaking for All Canadians:

 

I Pick Big.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Hells yee-ah!