The mix of e-wrestlers and shooting on the WWE

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

my guy, Leon Sharpe, in his fed, is a bit mad, since the fed is in the crapper and like 10 guys are showing up. Plus, he is mad over other things. Enjoy this exclusive Sharpe material.

 

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[We fade to the back where we see Leon Sharpe walking into the arena. Sharpe is nodding with a phone to his ear.]

 

Leon Sharpe - Yes Ted, I know it's gone in the crapper. Ever since they started screwing corpses, that show's just plummetted for me... what would be next? Hell, if they dress him up in drag and force him to have sex with a dozen men.. i'm gonna sue for royalties. Let me tell you this Teddy.. at least I bounced back... yes.. I know I'm on TV. Teddy, don't kid around with me there.. my fly is not unzipped. Look Ted.. you're my brother, I suspect your mother drank during your pregnancy. Just kidding man.. it's not like I'm God Boy rising from my chair. Look.. talk to you later.

 

[sharpe hangs up his phone.]

 

Leon Sharpe - Look, I am just trying to enter the building here. I know the EWA has 10 guys working for us now. I don't think that means I should be filmed talking to my brother Ted.

 

[sharpe walks off.]

 

Leon Sharpe - Oh yeah, I'm gonna be winning the title also.

 

[We fade to black]

 

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The Informer - I am informed that moments ago, somebody had a chat with Leon Sharpe.

 

Eddie Sensation - Are we stalking him now?

 

Vic Canon - Yes.

 

[Fade to the back. Sharpe is standing by a coffee machine while two EMTs look on.]

 

Leon Sharpe - So, anyways, I bring out these women.. and then he starts giving in, since he's gay.. then.. they got all over him.. but.. that was not enough to slay the mighty Divine.. then.. they stripped.. and Divine gave in like a French soldier, and I won the International title. Don't worry boys. I'm gonna do it again Tonight.

 

[suddenly somebody walks up.]

 

"Hello Leon"

 

Leon Sharpe - Hey Louis Syffler!

 

[syffler, in a blazer and pants with a neck brace, shakes his head in frustration.]

 

Louis Syffler - God damnit Leon.. this was supposed to be suspenseful.

 

Leon Sharpe - It's not like the fans left watching are morons or anything.

 

Louis Syffler - Look Leon.. I have a business offer for you.

 

Leon Sharpe - You're not gonna allow for me to be fucked in the ass by gay males again, are you?

 

Louis Syffler - Look.. I didn't know that was gonna happen. I only let you stay with Divine to advance Shawn Rocker's career.

 

Leon Sharpe - and that sure turned out well!

 

Louis Syffler - It's not my problem that Shawn Rocker was the EWA's Bob Crane.

 

Leon Sharpe - on that note, who is the EWA's Colonel Klink?

 

Louis Syffler - God damnit.. i'll ignore that. Leon.. I have a business deal for you.

 

Leon Sharpe - Louis, what ever happened to the Truth?

 

Louis Syffler - Damnit! You wanna know?

 

Leon Sharpe - Sure.. the lack of Anti-American bullshit is the reason for the fall of the EWA. This is prime time to say America deserves this, isn't it? Truth can pose with Saddam and shit.

 

Louis Syffler - Leon.. I had Tomas sent back to Mexico for awhile. Hell, I hold his contract in the EWA. I felt that he should let stuff cool down. Plus, that match with Armstrong hurt him.

 

Leon Sharpe - Tell Truth that Leon wished him the best.

 

Louis Syffler - Okay man.. I just have one deal for you. Sign it.

 

Leon Sharpe - I'll have to read it.

 

Louis Syffler - Look, the deal is simple. I want to represent you. I want to align myself with you. I'll give you the papers and you can sign them any time you want to.

 

Leon Sharpe - I'll keep these papers until I need them.

 

Louis Syffler - Good.

 

Leon Sharpe - How about those Lions?

 

Louis Syffler - They're not doing that well.

 

Leon Sharpe - Hockey season is coming up.. and I will be the next International champ, ya know..

 

Louis Syffler - You'd be the champ faster if I hit Vinny with my briefcase.

 

Leon Sharpe - I heard you kept bricks in that briefcase.

 

Louis Syffler - Damnit, they are IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS! NOT BRICKS! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD AIRPORT SECURITY!

 

Leon Sharpe - Louis.. I hope your neck heals, and I am sure that if I can trust any scumbag, it's one that I injured. Cya.

 

[sharpe walks off with the documents in his hands.]

 

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[We fade to the back where Leon Sharpe is with Rachel Stevens.]

 

Rachel Stevens - One question... what do those documents say?

 

Leon Sharpe - Gimme time.. this one page says that he can re-negociate my contract. I don't want to do that, I enjoy my money and my chicken wings. Hell, I write my contracts on napkins to save time. I'm busy. Maybe I do need a lawyer to write my stuff.

 

[sharpe thinks]

 

Leon Sharpe - Now.. my match.. you see.. Vinny, this is a submission match. I have some submission holds, and I have the lethal SHARPESHOOTER. I will hit you with a heavy object and then I will put you in the hold. That simple. Isn't it?

 

Rachel Stevens - I guess.

 

Leon Sharpe - damn right. I'm gonna end your reign Vinny, and I will become champ again. Don't you forget it Vinster. I will prevail tonight.

 

[sharpe nods.]

 

Leon Sharpe - and I will give you a dose of Vitamin Sharpe, I'll pound it into your face. Vitamin Sharpe is ephedrin free but it still kills you. Don't deny it. Oh yeah!

 

[sharpe smirks and walks off.]

 

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I'm sure some of this will not make sense. Except for Sharpe telling the story of how he won the EWA International title to the EMTs.

 

It's just a fun little jab at the WWE.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*didn't bother to read it*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

then don't post a freaking reply to it

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

well I knew that everyone was dying to hear what an ESTABLISHED poster such as myself thought on this subject.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'm sure they weren't waiting too eagerly

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Don't mind CWM. He's the Lord of Post Whores at the Establishment.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

it takes alot to be the lord of the post whores, since so many people try to be post whores.

 

Right?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

.....

 

 

.....

 

.....

 

Indeed.

 

 

C'mon you knew it was coming.

 

 

And I did read the post it was somwhat funny.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

it'd be better if you knew the story of how Leon Sharpe was kidnapped by a gay wrestler, then his buddy Shawn Rocker went with Syffler, kept Sharpe with the guy so Shawn could get Leon's title shot (and Shawn got killed in about 30 seconds). Then Sharpe got released, then I had him leave for a few months. Before Shawn Rocker bombed and he returned with a beerhelmet and "Party Hard".

 

but.. the Briefcase is for IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS, it is not filled with Bricks!

 

Bob Crane 0wnz j00!

[Guest Banky]

This post is automatically irrelevent because Rob Posted it. Now get the fuck outta here before your ass gets handed to you boy.

 

An e-fed? Did you just get done playing with your walkytalky?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

anybody useful wanna contribute anything.

 

No.. Bank'n'Fletch doesn't count as 'useful'

[Guest The Old Me]

An e-fed? Did you just get done playing with your walkytalky?

Now that's fucking funny.

[Guest Banky]

My opinion may not be useful, but its necessary. You need me Rob, you need me to give your posts all of the exposure possible to show the world what you truly are - a useless cuntrag.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'm sure that you'd be an expert at being a useless cuntrag

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

An e-fed? Did you just get done playing with your walkytalky?

Now that's fucking funny.

I remember that sort of asskissing coming from "Prince Paul"

 

like in the Maven thread you started

[Guest Banky]

I know you are but what am I?

 

A cuntrag.

 

I know you are but what am I?

 

A cunt rag.

 

You don't have an iota of humor within that frail body of yours do you? C'mon man, I'll actually give you credit if you burn me back, so please - put some fucking effort into it man. Stand up for yourself. Be a man! C'mon, outgrow those He-Man underwear and move up to Teletubby Boxers.

 

You can do it!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Fletcher Banky.. why don't you just admit you like me? if you didn't, then you wouldn't be posting in about every thread that I do to flame me.

 

It's one of those sick things. You should release that on somebody but me Banky. It's not my fault that you always wanna say you are kidding after saying something stupid.

 

Take responsibility for yourself Fletch. Be happy that the Big Show and D'Lo didn't face the Island Boys. Be happy that now we get to see Big Show v. Eddy. Be happy that the WWE is in the shitter.

 

Come on, get happy, then when you do that, you don't have to reply to my topics any more to try and demonstrate the side of your genitalia to Cobainwasmurdered.

 

Go for it Fletch! Do whatever you can. Maybe you can take comedy lessons because you are not funny.

[Guest The Old Me]

An e-fed? Did you just get done playing with your walkytalky?

Now that's fucking funny.

I remember that sort of asskissing coming from "Prince Paul"

 

like in the Maven thread you started

For the 3rd time tonight, it is simply a bad lapse in timing for myself, I guess, as you can tell by my e-mail my first name is Paul. Should all new posters wait days after bannings so they are not accused of being the banee's?

 

I can't help Fletch's comparing of a childs toy, to your liking of controlling half-naked, "made up" men is amusing.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bank'n'Fletch. I actually like that name.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

Fletcher Banky.. why don't you just admit you like me? if you didn't, then you wouldn't be posting in about every thread that I do to flame me.

 

It's one of those sick things. You should release that on somebody but me Banky. It's not my fault that you always wanna say you are kidding after saying something stupid.

 

Take responsibility for yourself Fletch. Be happy that the Big Show and D'Lo didn't face the Island Boys. Be happy that now we get to see Big Show v. Eddy. Be happy that the WWE is in the shitter.

 

Come on, get happy, then when you do that, you don't have to reply to my topics any more to try and demonstrate the side of your genitalia to Cobainwasmurdered.

 

Go for it Fletch! Do whatever you can. Maybe you can take comedy lessons because you are not funny.

 

Congrats, you have taken one step forward...and two steps back. How did that insult me? How was THAT supposed to bother me? You are clearly rattled, and I'll keep bothering you until you stay out of this folder for good.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

yeah, since i'm such a "waste of time"

 

How about you stop replying to me if you think I am such a waste of time?

 

oh wait.. that'd mean that you wouldn't be able to post as much. Since flaming me is something you 'waste time' with.

 

Fletch, when it comes to you as a person, you're a tampon, you think you're the big guy, but nobody really likes you that much. Let me just state that I will end this if you do, if you don't, then I will continue, it will totally be your fault when this starts really getting out of hand.

 

As for Bob Crane. It's filler until I get a new banner made. Shut the fuck up. How the hell do you think I am 'obsessed'. I don't follow Bob Crane to the WWE folder and flame his posts. You are trying to shift the focus off your god damn need to flame me to Bob fuckin' Crane. Of course he isn't the wave of the future, he's been dead for 25 years. You ignorant ass. You didn't need to mention that, but I guess sounding stupid never stopped you from saying anything before, did it?

[Guest Banky]

yeah, since i'm such a "waste of time"

 

How about you stop replying to me if you think I am such a waste of time?

 

oh wait.. that'd mean that you wouldn't be able to post as much. Since flaming me is something you 'waste time' with.

 

Fletch, when it comes to you as a person, you're a tampon, you think you're the big guy, but nobody really likes you that much. Let me just state that I will end this if you do, if you don't, then I will continue, it will totally be your fault when this starts really getting out of hand.

 

As for Bob Crane. It's filler until I get a new banner made. Shut the fuck up. How the hell do you think I am 'obsessed'. I don't follow Bob Crane to the WWE folder and flame his posts. You are trying to shift the focus off your god damn need to flame me to Bob fuckin' Crane. Of course he isn't the wave of the future, he's been dead for 25 years. You ignorant ass. You didn't need to mention that, but I guess sounding stupid never stopped you from saying anything before, did it?

1. As I mentioned, I respond to you because you are get all worked up. If you ignored me, I wouldn't get as much enjoyment out of it. But lets strict that from the record, I honestly get amused by you.

 

2. If you call me a tampon, please give a good example why. I guess its a step in the right direction by comparing me to something, but a tampon? C'mon brah. Don't tease me.

 

3. I know Crane has been dead for 25 years, but you don't see me whipping out a picture of Momma Cass, do you? You just did it because he has a movie coming out - I was simply calling you out on your supreme lack of taste, thats all. Considering you probably didn't know Crane from a hole in the wall until this flick came out.

 

4. Don't respond back, because I'll flame you again...and again...and again. Honestly, even I am getting bored with it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Nothing wrong with Bob Crane, yo. Hogan's Heroes was the shiznit.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"If you call me a tampon, please give a good example why."

 

You have alot in common with something that is put on a vagina during periods. Both of you aren't really popular, except for those rare people who love screwing women wearing tampons, or love your posts. Both of you try to get too much attention and I don't want to see advertisements for either of you while eating.

 

"You just did it because he has a movie coming out - I was simply calling you out on your supreme lack of taste, thats all."

 

You calling me obsessed with Bob Crane was a defense of taste. Banky Edwards defending good taste is like Gene Simmons defending celibacy. It just doesn't work.

 

You know why I used the pic? because I wanted filler in my sig until I got a newer banner made.

 

"Considering you probably didn't know Crane from a hole in the wall until this flick came out."

 

and you did? I knew who Crane was, I knew he was murdered, I heard he was a sex-a-holic, and I read that his son opened a porn site of his dad's pictures and videos (classy).

 

I bet saying I didn't know jack about Crane wasn't meant to be consistant with saying I was obsessed with him.

 

"Don't respond back, because I'll flame you again...and again...and again."

 

Very well then. I don't intend to give in now.

 

"Honestly, even I am getting bored with it. "

 

Good. It is getting boring.

 

You'll give in before I do.

[Guest Banky]

You have alot in common with something that is put on a vagina during periods. Both of you aren't really popular, except for those rare people who love screwing women wearing tampons, or love your posts. Both of you try to get too much attention and I don't want to see advertisements for either of you while eating.

God GOD, this comment is funny on so many levels. I'll just say this, it isn't that uncommon for people to have sex with girls when they are on their *rag*. Maybe when you get past the sniffin' BUTT stage, you'll figure that out. I'd understand if you said I eat chicks out with their period, but the whole sex thing isn't really a faux pas.

 

I also hate those attention seeking tampons, damn them...damn them all to hell!!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yeah, eating out chicks on their period seems to be worse now that I think of it

[Guest Banky]

Exactly. And since you actually answered one of my posts intelligently, I'll give you a once and a life time offer. I'll leave you alone IF you apologize to me for trying to rip me off the in the WWE thread. yes, this will all be ended if you say "I am sorry". Take it or leave it.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

How was I trying to rip you off?

[Guest Banky]

Said I was whining about the Guerreros getting dicked. C'mon, you made a fucking folder out of it, and I schooled your ass in it. NOW, the next post better have an apology, or this will continue for the forseeable future.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I don't see how me saying you were whining about the Guerreros was 'ripping you off'

 

so consider this continued for now.