Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 If I were smart, I'd just copy and paste the rules and such for the border runs, but I'm lazy. Therefore, I'll be saying basically the same shit I always do in these things. Only people actually booked in Dissention, mods, retirees, and dead folk (Are there any nowadays?) are allowed to make a request, which must be of something from Mexico, Central, or South America, i.e., no Kit-Kats, no Japanese women, etc. (Wow, two Latin phrases in one sentence!). I think that's it...if not, uh...too bad. GONZALES WILL CRUSH RULE BREAKERS!!!!!!!!! NOW TESTIFY!!!!!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I wanna get chokeslammed by Giant Gonzales into a kiddy pool full of the finest tequila in Mexico. And a spot in the Mexican Government, preferably a job that pays well if I'm crooked.
Guest Ace309 Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'll take a masked midget luchadore to keep El Bombasticito company, and... FIND ME "LOVE MACHINE" ART BARR'S CHAIR THIS MONTH SO I CAN HIT THOTH WITH IT
Guest kelloggs Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I want a cheap imitation poncho and a llama... plus one authentic Villiano IV mask Thank you kindy
Guest Kibagami Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I want eight buxom Mexican wenches. Preferably ages sixteen to nineteen. S.
Guest Thoth Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I want a donation in Mexican pesos. Seriously. If I win, I want you to donate in Mexican pesos. Please? That'd be super.
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 -693 bottles of the finest, purest Tabasco. -3 Pinatas shaped like the head of Chris Wilson. -200 mini Mexican flags, each with razor-sharp tips (goddamn birds, I'll show them). -Shakira.
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 A posse of mean spirited federalies to help me "endorse" my growing cigar and taco empire.
Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 -Shakira. Sorry ELM, not exactly sure who it was, but I recall someone requesting Shakira on a previous border run. Wait, never mind, she was requested, but not delivered. It's Selma and Thalia that I'm thinking of. Oh, and Thoth, a donation of pesos? Considering that a couple thousand might be something (I'm guessing as I don't know the exchange rate off the top of my head.). Yeah....now, request folks... GONZALES!!!
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted October 25, 2002 Report Posted October 25, 2002 I want: - a rambling manifesto written by Leon Trotsky when he was exiled in Mexico - An authentic bottle of Mexico City smog - A t-shirt from Metallica's 1994 show in Acapulco - Rey Mysterio Sr., so we can reunite him with his son and have them fight the Guerreros.
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