Dissention Border Run Request Thread

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

If I were smart, I'd just copy and paste the rules and such for the border runs, but I'm lazy. Therefore, I'll be saying basically the same shit I always do in these things.

 

Only people actually booked in Dissention, mods, retirees, and dead folk (Are there any nowadays?) are allowed to make a request, which must be of something from Mexico, Central, or South America, i.e., no Kit-Kats, no Japanese women, etc. (Wow, two Latin phrases in one sentence!). I think that's it...if not, uh...too bad.

 

GONZALES WILL CRUSH RULE BREAKERS!!!!!!!!!

 

NOW TESTIFY!!!!!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I wanna get chokeslammed by Giant Gonzales into a kiddy pool full of the finest tequila in Mexico.

 

And a spot in the Mexican Government, preferably a job that pays well if I'm crooked.

[Guest Ace309]

I'll take a masked midget luchadore to keep El Bombasticito company, and...

 

FIND ME "LOVE MACHINE" ART BARR'S CHAIR THIS MONTH SO I CAN HIT THOTH WITH IT

[Guest kelloggs]

I want a cheap imitation poncho and a llama... plus one authentic Villiano IV mask

 

Thank you kindy

[Guest Kibagami]

I want eight buxom Mexican wenches. Preferably ages sixteen to nineteen.

 

S.

[Guest Thoth]

I want a donation in Mexican pesos. Seriously. If I win, I want you to donate in Mexican pesos.

 

Please? That'd be super.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

-693 bottles of the finest, purest Tabasco.

 

-3 Pinatas shaped like the head of Chris Wilson.

 

-200 mini Mexican flags, each with razor-sharp tips (goddamn birds, I'll show them).

 

-Shakira.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

A posse of mean spirited federalies to help me "endorse" my growing cigar and taco empire.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

-Shakira.

Sorry ELM, not exactly sure who it was, but I recall someone requesting Shakira on a previous border run. Wait, never mind, she was requested, but not delivered. It's Selma and Thalia that I'm thinking of.

 

Oh, and Thoth, a donation of pesos? Considering that a couple thousand might be something (I'm guessing as I don't know the exchange rate off the top of my head.). Yeah....now, request folks...

 

GONZALES!!!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I want:

 

- a rambling manifesto written by Leon Trotsky when he was exiled in Mexico

 

- An authentic bottle of Mexico City smog

 

- A t-shirt from Metallica's 1994 show in Acapulco

 

- Rey Mysterio Sr., so we can reunite him with his son and have them fight the Guerreros.