Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted October 23, 2002 On Raw we saw a horrific sight. No not the violating of Katie Vick/Fick/Finkel, but the absolute destruction of a man's career. Test no longer has the shiney leather pants. The big boot? Dead. Any form of reaction he could ever get from the "smacking" sound his pants made? Gone. But lets not dwell on the sadness that was Test slapping his bare thigh as D'lo Brown desperately tried to make it look credible....we must now ask, who is the new king of pants? Indeed, this is a difficult choice. And indeed, this is all just one giant topic meant to mock Test slapping his thigh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Umm.......Tajiri.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Well, it isn't Lance Storm... Damn, these Canadians really do need pants. Test was the only one left wearing leather pants, right? ..So I guess the new king of pants is Rico. He's got some pretty fine pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Yeah, I bet Rico could get a pretty nice smacking sound with his. Although he seems to go the route of just making contact with his kicks instead of relying on his pants to do the work. How dare he. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Well, it isn't Lance Storm... Damn, these Canadians really do need pants. Christian has pants! He also has a top. He's trying the Bret Hart look Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Problem is Christian has the upper body of a 5 year old. He should go back to those kick ass mesh shirts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Christian should wear mesh "Y2C" t-shirts.. a play off Y2J. The pants king could be Rey, he wears pants, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted October 23, 2002 But the question is, does he slap them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Nobody slaps them like Test... Did Nash ever SLAP PANTS~!, 'cause I don't remember him doing so. I'm gonna miss Test. (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2002 my friend does a big boot and slaps his pants but he's an idiot so he is not the king of pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted October 23, 2002 I agree with Tajiri or Rico being the king of the pants now. They have rockin' pants. Stupid Test. No more *slaps pants, big boot.* His career is through without that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MixxMaster Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Stupid Test. No more *slaps pants, big boot.* His career is through without that. Thank God for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest danielisthor Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Who really cares, the bigger news is, everytime he comes out, we get a long look at Stacy and unfortunately a lot of bad comments from Lawler the entire time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Who really cares, the bigger news is, everytime he comes out, we get a long look at Stacy and unfortunately a lot of bad comments from Lawler the entire time. Stacey shall be the next Tammy Sytch I do believe. And Test now looks like a generic vanilla face like the WCW jobbers/Cena/Orton. Part of helping them get over is a destinctive personality--including a distinctive look. Test don't even have that now. At least Orton is apparently getting heel heat and showed some charisma. I'm waiting for him to come back and use the "Greater than Lou Thesz Press" for more cheap heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 23, 2002 Without the slaptastic pants all Test has left now is his Nash-like hair. If they make him cut it it'll be all over for Test, the hair and pants are the source of his power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
