Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I was watching In Your House 4, and Razor pinned Shane Douglas with a suplex! That must mean he has the most devestating suplex of all time, because when I saw Douglas in ECW it took like three Air Sabu's while the Tazmission was locked in to beat him! This got me wondering: Why doesn't Scott always pin after the vertical suplex? Then it hit me! He has TWO DIFFERENT kinds! There's the SUPER-SECRET SUPLEX OF DOOM that kills people dead. And the regular one. My guess is that when he goes into the match he thinks that if he does a few normal suplexs first his opponent won't try to block the S-SSOD, thinking he can kick out of it anyway. But hall is too drunk to remember how to do it, so he just does the Razor's Edge. I think Hall should beat Killings with the SS-SSOD, to prove it's power. Then he should nify the X-Belt with the World since the S-SSOD is so extreme. What does everyone think?
Guest Slapnuts00 Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I think the Clique just hated Douglas and made him job to a suplex as a power move...
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I think the Clique just hated Douglas and made him job to a suplex as a power move... Well, it's possible Douglas threw the match to please someone behind-the-scenes. But why would he choose the suplex to stay down on? No, like the Kennedy assassination, there are greater forces at work here.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 how dare you suggest shane douglas would throw a match! pro-wrestling is strictly on the up-and-up, you ignorant fool. i believe scott hall does have a secret drunk suplex. the supley of sozz. go scotty.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 How in the world did Douglas go from being booked to beat HBK... then having HBK hand over yet another title reign... to jobbing to a suplex? That's Kliqtastic.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 i think it was because he was wearing sky blue spandex. that shit never cuts the mustard.
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 how dare you suggest shane douglas would throw a match! pro-wrestling is strictly on the up-and-up, you ignorant fool. i believe scott hall does have a secret drunk suplex. the supley of sozz. go scotty. No, he had the power from his 70's pornstar mustache. The alchohol sucked out the power. But the STUBBLE of CLIQUENESS gives him just enough for his ultimate suplex. He has to stop drinking. If you notice, when he drinks less he wins more matches. Why? The S-SSOD!
Guest Some Guy Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I think Douglas put his leg over teh bottom rope and got "screwed" in storyline terms when teh ref didn't see it. That's why he stayed down for three, either that or there is soem truth to the S-SSOD~! theory.
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I think Douglas put his leg over teh bottom rope and got "screwed" in storyline terms when teh ref didn't see it. That's why he stayed down for three, either that or there is soem truth to the S-SSOD~! theory. What do these words, "teh" and "seom" mean? Is this conspiricy language for "He has discovered the secret, he must die!" ?
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 My theroies are once again proven fact. Look at Hall's tenure in WCW. He was the Diamond Studd. If you take the letters from the name "Diamond Studd" and replace the with numbers (A= 1, B=2, etc.) then add 666 then subtract the numbers from the title you get 666. Is Razor's power satanic?
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 OK OK, I'll try this number system too! HBK = 9 + 2 + 12 = 23; 23 + 666 = 689; 689 - 23 = 666; Oh lord, oh dear lord... the Holy Bible Kid is really in league with the devil!
Guest cabbageboy Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Luckily I didn't give a shit about Shane Douglas in 1995 so I'm not that upset about this. It's funny but somehow I don't mind Hall and Nash holding people down as much as I do when HHH and Shawn do it. Hall was the man tonight. Dude was just torn up! I laughed my ass off at him forgetting his lines in the promo, then he couldn't do the Razor's Edge. Haha.
Guest papacita Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I think Douglas put his leg over teh bottom rope and got "screwed" in storyline terms when teh ref didn't see it. That's why he stayed down for three, either that or there is soem truth to the S-SSOD~! theory. Yeah, Shane had his leg under the bottom rope when Razor made the pin, and it led to a little bit of controversy and an eventual rematch a bit later, which Razor won with the Razor's Edge I think. Then shortly after that, Shane began feuding with Ahmed Johnson, then the next thing I know he was back in ECW. Wild.
Guest Pop Culture God Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I think NWA should find it in their hearts to hire whoever Hall and Waltman want and let Hall book. Only then can the true power of the Clique lead them to victory over the WWE
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