The One and Only Smackdown! Thread (Oct. 24, 2K2)

[Guest papacita]

So what, is Brock turning face now?

[Guest HartFan86]

So Show is now a heel.....I thought he was a face on Raw? Nevermind.

 

Brock's a face? Cool.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Big Show vs. Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series??? Nooooooooooo

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'm picturing a scene from Men in Black right now with Big Show.

 

<Big Show>If you were half the man I am...

 

<Will Smith>What do you mean show? I AM *HALF* the man you are!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rikishi Driver and Vertebraker--have the WWE stopped being pussies and are now allowing wrestlers to do those type of moves now?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Do they actually think Big Show would draw?

 

I guess they figure the buy rates are going to be low anyway so they're experimenting with main eventers.

[Guest HartFan86]

Holy shit that's a big trophy/boobs.

 

OMG SHUT YOUR MOUTH STEPH YOUR SO ANNOYING

[Guest AndrewTS]

AHHHHH!! WARN US ABOUT THAT MOUTH WWE!!

[Guest HartFan86]

TEAM GOD! YES

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What's the point of a trophy when they have belts?

[Guest SP-1]

Dude. Benoit got a bit of a pop there.

[Guest HartFan86]

Angle/Benoit as tag team champions is so cool on so many levels.

[Guest HartFan86]

What's the point of a trophy when they have belts?

Dude...it's Team God. Who cares?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What's Kurt's new shirt say? Summit?

[Guest AndrewTS]

TENSION between tag team partners!

[Guest HartFan86]

Toothless Agression! YES!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Yesss Steph got clocked!!!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

HIT HER AGAIN!! HARDER!! HARDER!!

 

Benoit's promos suck, but he's intense!~

[Guest HartFan86]

Benoit laughing was funny as hell. He's so god like.

 

Oh MAN. Benoit rules.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....another reason to hate Steph.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Great, now Steph tells them what to do--oh, I know what this sets up...

 

 

YES!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Steph slapped Angle harder than she did Benoit.

[Guest HartFan86]

Angle vs. Benoit? YES

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Steph slapped Angle harder than she did Benoit.

Maybe she was afraid that Benoit would shoot on her if she slapped him any harder.

 

Either that, or Benoit didn't sell it as well to make it seem that way.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oh great another "Marijuana makes you kill/rape people" commercial. Do they think we're fools?

[Guest TheHulkster]

<---shoots his friends all the time when he tokes up.

[Guest papacita]

If Benoit crossfaced Stephanie that would've been the segment of the year.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Steph is packing some cottage cheese on those thighs. She could use a few squats.

[Guest HartFan86]

If Benoit crossfaced Stephanie that would've been the segment of the year.

With Angle putting on the ankle lock at the same time? That might be the greatest segment....EVER.

[Guest The_Minister]

The Best/Favorite of The Big Show Profile for further Smackdown Refrence

 

Favorite Food: Other Wrestlers heat, toothpaste sandwiches, anything else that fits in his mouth.

 

Favorite Quote: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

Best Quote About Big Show: "If I had a son as stupid as you, I'd wish for terminal cancer so I could die too!"

 

Best Thing about Big Show:

 

Worst Thing about Big Show: Big Show

 

Birthplace: If I knew I would have done something about it.

 

Age: 20 Something, who really cares?

 

Best Nick Name: Winner

 

Best Thing said to Big Show that was never ment: Looks like your losing wieght.

 

Best Job: Kevin Nash

 

Best Break: Kevin Nash proving the dominance of the lazy bomb by breaking Show's neck.

 

Favorite colour: No clue.

 

Use this information in good health.

 

This has been sponcered by..

 

TRUTH...an add paid for by cigarettes..revel in the irony.

 

M&M, we plan on filling Stephs new boobies with chocolaty goodness.