Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Hey y'all. Have you ever wanted to ask the Legendary, Infinate, and God-Like Fletch aka Banky aka Blanky (to the dickwads out there) a question? if so, leave it here. I'll be glad to clean it up ASAP. Keep in mind, I work an extremely busy schedule as my time between the local scholastic institution, and the local watering hole eats up a lot of my time. I hope to find a secretary soon to help manage my oh-so busy life. So consider this your invitation to shoot the proverbial shit with Fletch. Get to know the man you all despise, yet admire in a perverse sorta way. Either way, I hope this thread will bring us all together in a harmonious fashion. Please keep the flaming to a minimum, as there is only enough of for one man. Thank you, and good day. PS. Sign up for your spot in Fletchism here. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 24, 2002 I'm a little scared to ask questions in a Fletch-endorsed NHB thread. I just don't want to be destroyed, is that so much to ask? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 I'm a little scared to ask questions in a Fletch-endorsed NHB thread. I just don't want to be destroyed, is that so much to ask? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge No. We are friends though. I'll take it easy on you, friend. Oh ya, if I upset any of you in any other folder, bring it up to me here - I'll gladly share with you why I handed your ass to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Okay, an honest question then. How good do you think your chances are of being inducted into the Establishment on Monday's vote? We need a firebrand like you to handle our flaming for us, but there are others I'd like to see make it as well. So, how good do you think your chances are? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Consider my chances? I've ruffled feathers in the past, so I wouldn't say they are *that* high. I'd except the slot through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Could you go back to owning that new dillhole again? That was fun to read, and now he's crapping up the Establishment thread. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Is that your way of saying of inviting me into your group? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted October 24, 2002 I have a three part question. 1. **SD! SPOILER**** Why would the good show with all the good worker choose to push the Big Show? 2. Why can't I get no tang round here? 3. Why would the WWE choose to put RVD, who obviously needs to be carried...and yet is one of the most crowd pleasing superstars while being carried...on the show where no one can carry him? HAving to be carried isn't a bad thing if you can get a crowd as into something as he can...but he's stuck in limbo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Not really, I just want to see him get bashed some more so he'll stop crapping up our thread, which you will eventually be a part of, even if it isn't this week. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LastCallHall Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Now now now boys. Banky/Fletch only used old ass mom jokes. That was far from owning me. Now that I am here though, please feel free to give it your best shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 I have a three part question. 1. **SD! SPOILER**** Why would the good show with all the good worker choose to push the Big Show? 2. Why can't I get no tang round here? 3. Why would the WWE choose to put RVD, who obviously needs to be carried...and yet is one of the most crowd pleasing superstars while being carried...on the show where no one can carry him? HAving to be carried isn't a bad thing if you can get a crowd as into something as he can...but he's stuck in limbo. 1. The WWE, sensing the absurd amounts of heat the Big Show got when he squashed the Island Boyz in a handicap match, realized they had to strike while the iron was hot and push the Big Show to the moon. My sources tell me they are going to announce a 60 minute Iron Man Cage Match for the Main Event. The Big Show has been said to me more determined than ever. In all honesty, I can't see why they decided to go with that direction. I would be *shocked* if they do proceed with it. Personally, I am looking at possibly a Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit title shot against Lesnar. It may just be a tease to piss off the already irate WWE fans. But with Angle's face turn imminent, I see him as the future contender. 2. You can't get no tang because everyone here are so anal they clamp their legs shut like its LastCallHall's family reunion. Say you are friends with Fletch, they'll spread them like...well like LastCallHall's mom does at Thanksgiving Dinner. 3. RVD, like Jericho, have been stuck in the hell-brand of RAW because of their popularity. Both guys are relatively on the same talent plain as Benoit, Angle, Guerreros, Edge, ect - BUT because they have more drawing power than those guys, they are needed to even the sides. Make no mistake about it, both guys would prosper on the other show, but to sell more seats for the RAW brand they are NEEDED for that task. But I agree with you, RVD would have so many more possibilites on Smackdown! Heck, even I'd start to like him again. RVD vs. Mysterio - 'nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LastCallHall Report post Posted October 24, 2002 2. You can't get no tang because everyone here are so anal they clamp their legs shut like its LastCallHall's family reunion. Say you are friends with Fletch, they'll spread them like...well like LastCallHall's mom does at Thanksgiving Dinner. Once again more mom jokes, like I said before, I'll play... Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Usually you do a better job of waxing you mom than that. How could you let your own flesh and blood go to an salon to get shaved! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Usually you do a better job of waxing you mom than that. How could you let your own flesh and blood go to an salon to get shaved! Thats just gay man, please be funny. You are wasting my time. If you wanna do a mother joke, but outragous. Oh how dare I go get her bush shaved at a salon - I'M SO BURNT! Fuck off little boy, your boring flames have put me to sleep. Hatch a new gameplan and see me tomorrow. Goodnight. My Office is now CLOSED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LastCallHall Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Usually you do a better job of waxing you mom than that. How could you let your own flesh and blood go to an salon to get shaved! Thats just gay man, please be funny. You are wasting my time. If you wanna do a mother joke, but outragous. Oh how dare I go get her bush shaved at a salon - I'M SO BURNT! Fuck off little boy, your boring flames have put me to sleep. Hatch a new gameplan and see me tomorrow. Goodnight. My Office is now CLOSED. Now you are not even being smart you ignorant little fuck. I have already said that the whole mom jokes thing was lame. Yet you wanted to proceed. Well after I burnt your ass twice, you say that I am lame. Damn Banky you have really lost your fire for flaming. Just because I win, don't try to turn the situation around on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Now you are not even being smart you ignorant little fuck. I have already said that the whole mom jokes thing was lame. Yet you wanted to proceed. Well after I burnt your ass twice, you say that I am lame. Damn Banky you have really lost your fire for flaming. Just because I win, don't try to turn the situation around on me. Judging by your response, I don't think I've lost my taste for flaming. You are getting all worked up. Fuck man, I was fucking with your little head - and because your are a clueless rookie you took it hook, line, and sinker. Now commence calling me all the horrendous names, as I will laugh myself to sleep. Its been fun.......kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Yeah, anyone who's been around here for a little while would know that Fletch just screws with people. I figured it out after a few minutes, but some people still think he's honestly this antisocial naturally. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LastCallHall Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Now you are not even being smart you ignorant little fuck. I have already said that the whole mom jokes thing was lame. Yet you wanted to proceed. Well after I burnt your ass twice, you say that I am lame. Damn Banky you have really lost your fire for flaming. Just because I win, don't try to turn the situation around on me. Judging by your response, I don't think I've lost my taste for flaming. You are getting all worked up. Fuck man, I was fucking with your little head - and because your are a clueless rookie you took it hook, line, and sinker. Now commence calling me all the horrendous names, as I will laugh myself to sleep. Its been fun.......kid. Worked up? I was just responding in the appropiate fashion. I have no hard feelings. It's just a liitle flaming between friends. I can handle it. It seemed as though you were getting a little bent out of shape. As any good flamer knows, I was using that to my advantage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Worked up? I was just responding in the appropiate fashion. I have no hard feelings. It's just a liitle flaming between friends. I can handle it. It seemed as though you were getting a little bent out of shape. As any good flamer knows, I was using that to my advantage. Are you dellusional? How was *I* getting bent out of shape? Dude, I am cool as a cucumber - and lets keep it that way. Oh well Hall, maybe we'll continue this conversation at a more appropriate time. Fletch 2 Paul 0 You simply can't hang brutha. Without stealing people's avatars, you simply aren't effective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Dear Fletch, Sometimes when my eye passes over your name quickly, I think "Felch" instead of "Fletch." Now I'd like for you to pretend, you see DJ Jeff lying face down with an ass full of semen. What do you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Dear Fletch, Sometimes when my eye passes over your name quickly, I think "Felch" instead of "Fletch." Now I'd like for you to pretend, you see DJ Jeff lying face down with an ass full of semen. What do you do? If I saw him laying face first into a puddle of semen, I'd kick his face down into it. Secondly, I'd begin to ridiculue him with various cliched cum guzzling jokes. Finally, I'd help him up like a good friend, pants him, then trip him back down weiner first so he can immearse his penis into the aforementioned semen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 24, 2002 The semen's in his ass, not his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 The semen's in his ass, not his face. Since you rudely tried to make me look stupid, I'd allow you to lick the semen out of Jeff's ass. NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, ESPECIALLY IN MY THREAD. Its one of the main rules on Fletch doctorine. Trust me, you don't want to mess with Fletchism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Since you rudely tried to make me look stupid, I'd allow you to lick the semen out of Jeff's ass. Okay, but does he have a hairy ass? I must insist DJ Jeff at least shave the area around his sphincter before I commence orally extracting the semen from his anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 24, 2002 And might I recommend, that before you commence, you visit this website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Since you rudely tried to make me look stupid, I'd allow you to lick the semen out of Jeff's ass. Okay, but does he have a hairy ass? I must insist DJ Jeff at least shave the area around his sphincter before I commence orally extracting the semen from his anus. As partof Fletchism, yes, if anyone here is going to eat ass, the reciever must shave his/her ass before there is a delivery of any kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Date Reamer & Insertion Kit: All the essential felching gear is here! Including plungers, multiple head reamers, minature searchlight and our patented poo pump. Best. Site. I've seen today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 24, 2002 Date Reamer & Insertion Kit: All the essential felching gear is here! Including plungers, multiple head reamers, minature searchlight and our patented poo pump. Best. Site. I've seen today. That is disgusting, and extremely funny. But why buy our own set? Popick has enough sets for each pet in his household. Nothing beats cat turds with strawberry sauce. MMMMMMMMMMMMM good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted October 25, 2002 As part of my doctorine, here is where everyone can sign up to be part of Fletchism. So please, place your name here to become a member. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Hey Panda Boy what it the progress of the secret product? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Was the super-secret thing you had planned? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
