SWF Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest Spider_Nekura]

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Sorry Dawg. Magnifico wins.

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

- Close match between my two favourite writers. I won't be writing...like it makes much difference. Thoth recaptures the title. Just.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

- Pete's impressive but I can't see him winning this one. Clan.

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

- No comment.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

- Da Pound. I have no idea why, it's a tough call.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-JD's getting better, but Mag is godly.  A win = in his future.

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

-Well, Thoth's going to have his title back pretty damn soon.  If he doesn't, then Spider (see further down card) will, most likely in a match with Thoth as guest ref, Strangler on commentary, Fallout as outside ring enforcer, and the whole JL Clan and members of Clan-past as lumberjacks outside the ring to finish ravaging my corpse again and again and again.

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

-Crikey, what is this, a Clan all-you-can-kill-and-rape special at the local barbeque?  Strangler and Fallout to tear poor Pete limb from limb.

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

-The Prophet has kind of lost every match he's been in.  Since this is Spider, this does not change, and if Thoth doesn't kick my ass, Spider does it very easily.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

-Insanely close, and I want to say X and Mark, but I don't think they'll be able to write together as well as Sacred and Thugg.  Pound, sadly, to win.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Apparently I'm godly.

 

*ego inflates three sizes*

 

Um, me hopefully.

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

-I wanna see the Vinnie Mac Guest Ref finish! C'mooooon, Edwin!

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

-Damn LDP, you win twice and they already get on you. FIGHT THE POWER! Sorry, but Clan to win.

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

-The kooky clansman.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

-Ahhh....X and GSMS have more letters than HVT and S. Therefore, they win. I think.

[Guest crusen86]

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- A drunk JD is on match for Mag.

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

- Apparent Thoth wins by default?

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

- ...No Pete.

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

- SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSpider.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

- Da Pound, westsyde yo.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

::fumes::

 

I beat Fallout, I haven't lost every match...

 

I no-showed Storm #1 and turned in a ridiculously late match for Storm #2...

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Dude...  It's murder...  Um, I really hope that JD can bring out a surprise win against ELM, but, I really dont know...

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

- Poor Ediwn...  He wins while getting his ass kick...

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

- Dude...  Fallout is there...  Where ever fallout is fallout wins..

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

- Dan Vigilante, I mean...  Spider...  I know how good he is...  me and him go WAY back..

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

Da pound can suck my mother f****n toes...  X and Stevens wins...

 

Bo