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Guest Incandenza
Posted

Wouldn't it have been better if you logged on as The Cheat?

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

Dear Cheat,

 

Why are you so awesome?

 

 

... Now that I actually know who "The Cheat" is, I find the gimmick even cooler.

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

Weekend at Bernies 1 is better, 2 was just hella lame

 

No, it wouldn't have been better if I logged on as The Cheat

 

I'm so awesome because there are so many people who aren't awesome, I take the unused awesomeness and use it for myself

 

I currently reside in St. Louis, MO

 

My next Lightswitch Rave is sometime tomorrow after 5, because my parents will be gone from then until sometime sunday :headbang:

 

I'm totally to the limit

 

The guy from 21 Jump Street is Peter DeLuise. You'd think it would be Johnny Depp, but it isn't.

 

 

Now, you'll notice I haven't been answering these using the traditional 'YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE...' line. I was going to, but that wouldn't really work for some of these, and the humor would wear off. But I might use it here or there in the thread.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Why the fuck did you have to do this just when I was about to make my own one of these?

 

PEOPLE KEEP KILLING MY CHANCES!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Where did the idea for The Cheat come from? Is he inspired by a similar character in another medium? Also, what is the origin of "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE..."?

Guest T®ITEC
Posted
Where did the idea for The Cheat come from? Is he inspired by a similar character in another medium? Also, what is the origin of "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE..."?

The Cheat comes from Homestar Runner. It's true. It's true.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Ahhh... Homestar Runner. I'm finally checking that out. Any recommendations?

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

It's True. The STRONG Bad E-mails are the best thing there. Also, The Cheat's Missing is a fairly good cartoon.

 

the YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE... thing, once again, came from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay and Silent Bob were on the internet at the Mooby's Restaurant, and Jay told SB to post 'YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!'

 

 

Well, Kinetic made one just as I was about to do one, so I guess it's one of those cycles. Before you Die, you see the Cheat...

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

I have this friend who is currently engaged in this nerd fight in the NHB folder with Dutch. Would you suggest casting Finger of Death, or else just attacking with a longsword?

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

Why can THE CHEAT~! do better graphics then DJ Jeff?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Why is DJ Jeff such a dumbshit? Aside from the eight hundered thousand and some reasons we've got in NHB?

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

Casting finger of death is usually the best way to go, although you can't go wrong with a swift kick to the nuts

 

because I wanted to, you dumbshit

 

because the Cheat is Crazy Go Nuts

 

DJ Jeff is a dumbshit because he more than likely has dumbshit friends that encourage his dumbshittiness. If he had friends who weren't dumbshits, I'm sure that while he'd still be somewhat of a dumbshit (as it's more than likely in his nature), he'd be much less of a dumbshit than he is now.

Guest DeputyHawk
Posted

why does the road ahead always look wet on a hot day?

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

How come the site and series are named after Homestar Runner when Strong Bad is much funnier?

 

(you're right... Strong Bad E-mail = Brings da funny!)

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

the road always looks wet on a hot day because of the steam rising.

 

The site's called Homestar Runner because, if you'll check the museum section of the site, it's based on a book about Homestar Runner, with STRONG Bad as a supporting character and a cookie cutter villain, a mere shell of his current cartoon greatness. Also, Homestar IS the main character. It's like those movies where there's the hero (Homestar) his love interest (Marzipan) and the other character, sometimes the villain, that is just totally awesome and outshines all the other characters (STRONG Bad). It's like Star Wars, only Luke Skywalker is shorter, whiter, and has no arms, and Darth Vader is shorter, Mexican and a pro wrestler

 

 

strangely enough, strongbad.com is a search engine.

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

.. Museum section?

 

I never even saw that before. Man I'm dumb.

 

EDIT: So Strong Bad has a lime green tongue? Wow.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I'm not dumb Jeffy. You're just upset that I helped make everyone realize what a useless sack of shit you are.

Guest DJ Jeff
Posted
I'm not dumb Jeffy. You're just upset that I helped make everyone realize what a useless sack of shit you are.

No sense in starting a flaming war with me outside of NHB, since it won't work. :P

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

A war would mean you were capable of putting up a fight. Which you can't.

 

And I don't care which forum this is in.

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