Guest JHawk Report post Posted March 22, 2002 "820 Days til the Olson Twins are legal" sick bastard It wouldn't be so bad if the WWF's sign police would be a bit more consistent. My "Proud Member of the Hulk Hogan's Haters Klub" got confiscated that night and the Olson Twins sign made TV. ??? Confusing as h*ll. Ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted March 22, 2002 "Eddy Guerrero is my gardner" "Hogan fears the shower" "the Rock fears Hogan's air guitar" "Fuck You Rock" (It was confiscated once it was seen on the screen) "McMahon, Austin is going to rip off your bitch tits" (This was at a live Heat at Market Square Arena in '99, I was in the nosebleeds and the girl who had it was right below me) "When Hunter & Chyna get silly, who got the willy?" "Undertaker is not a fag ask your mama" (Maybe not those exact words, it was shown at the beginning of Break Down in '98) We Copy WWF "It doesn't matter what my sign says" "Hey Hogan 1983 called" "McMahon's on juice" (from the '99 Royal Rumble, what was just as funny was King said "he's not on juice!") "Hey Angle whose finisher are you gonna steal next?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Reverb Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Last monday in Montreal, I saw one that said "Please Vince, buy the Expos". I was laughing hard!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Cyberslam '96 "Pillman,Don't Work Me" those guys in the front row of the ECW shows always had great signs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GatesFTW Report post Posted March 23, 2002 eh best signs were at ECW Shows Francine: 32 Flavahs D'Von fears the ghetto Taz likes little girlies Ban GatesFTW those are all my fave signs:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Greatest.Sign.Ever. Back in 97 when Austin and Bret were still feuding before Mania, and cursing was still kinda taboo, there was a segment where Austin and Bret ran through the crowd. As they are passing by him, this one guy jumps up onto his chair and opens up this huge sign and all it says is... "ASS" They blurred it out on every replay, but I still got the original on tape. The guys exaggerated opening of it and goofy smile, plus the fact that they kept bleeping Austin saying it made me just DIE! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I forgot... "It's WHOOOO you morons not WOOOOO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 25, 2002 I also remember this one "Hogan fears Rogaine" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebear Report post Posted March 27, 2002 "I was papered" is always a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 31, 2002 Not really a particularly funny or stupid one, but there was one at Living Dangerously 99(I think): 'Hey Vince, the W stands for Wrestling' Vince could do with paying attention to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 1, 2002 back in 97, there was a fan holding a sign that said...... Nash Was Oz that cracked me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 2, 2002 Viscera ate my other sign. IRS-Isn't Rotunda Stupid The fart Foundation (piture of a farting heart.) Dusty Rhodes is the new Wonder Bra spokesperson. Yokozuna did a bad mistake. Condoms prevent Guereros, Dudleys, McMahons. Voodoo ain't easy either. Bradshaw vs. Hall= Beerfest 2000. Everyone hide, Bass wants ass. Paul Bearer sounds like he was kicked in the nuts. Golberg spears ass! Bossman is an S & M lord. Old wrestlers never die, they go to WCW. Autsin has a gut. Hardcore Holly sounds like a porno. Ralphus is the 5th Teletubby. WCW/nWo= We can't wrestle now wer'e old. My dentist is a big red retard who can't talk. Kane runs on fake diesel power. Kane+Chyna= Beast & Beast I hope you go bald Goldberg. I saw Buff Bagwell at the Blue Oyster. If you were here you would be bored now. (WCW event) Can I use Austin's head as a bowling ball. Billy Gunn aka Mr. Takes it in the ASS! Hogan made wrestling boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
