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Guest converge241

Signs have been in abundance for a while.

Personally, I could do without them but you always see 'em on camera.

Any ones that you remember seeing that really stuck out as really stupid, funny, or strange?

 

Mine was at an ECW house show:

 

"TAZ WETS THE BED"

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Guest Sykotic2002

At Halloween Haov '97 while Eddy Guerrero was walking to the ring, the camera panned the crowd and I saw one of the dumbest signs I've ever seen: Eddie Girlero Cruiserweight Chump.  I've just always hated that sign.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff

"The Lethal Faggot Steve Blackman"

 

This was on some mid to late 98 RAW. Blackman even saw it because during his match, he stared at it for like 3 minutes.

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Guest Shaved Bear

i saw one that said marks and it had arrows going all over the place except directly down...didnt get on tv though of course

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Guest The Man They Call Texas Blu

The dumbest had to be at RAW in Toronto back in '99. It said in big bold letters "Nice Rice". What this has to do with the WWF or wrestling in general, I still don't know.

Honorable mention to the guy holding a sign that said "I'm really a women". That was just disturbing.

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Guest JHawk

My all-time favorite was one that aired on WWF Superstars when they did a video package on various signs in the crowd:

 

"I'm not a mark, but I play one on TV."

 

Honorable mention to:  "Happy 100th birthday Hulk Hogan"

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Guest Drury37

At WWF King of the Ring 1999 I saw one that said I wuz da emmploye uf da munth at mucdunelds.I guess he was trying to say that people who were at McDonald's are stupid.I mean it to a wrestling event.

Thanks.

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Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate

I'd say anything held up by the guy dressed like an RTC member at RR '01. He had:

 

"My Crap is Bigger than Tazz"

"Entrant #31"

(tattered sign) "The Rock Beat Up My Sign"

[New Orleans] "Saints Need Kane"

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Guest JHawk

A standard at just about every WCW show after 1996:

"Mean Gene is my dad".

 

One TV taping I went to had an odd one:  "Troy Brown 3:16 I just raped your ass".  I don't think I wanna know.

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Guest converge241

Shaved bear, i saw one just like that that had me cracking up. Someone had Jerks in big letters and then arrows pointing all around him. too funny

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Guest Juvydriver

For the record, I hate signs now.  Hate them.  I went to Survivor Series last year and this family sitting in front of me had a sign for EVERY SINGE FREAKING PERSON!  Two kids and a mom, passing signs back and forth.  I was so pissed.  Anyway, on to the funny ones:

 

1)  Steven Regal was framed  (This was after he was busted for urinating on a stewardess while in WCW)

 

2)  I Steal Cable  (I've always found that funny)

 

3)  The signs that have the person's name with an arrow pointing straight down.  (I don't know why I find that funny, but it cracks me up.)

 

4)  TAZ:  1 Man, 3 Letters, 4 Feet.

 

Juvy

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Guest DEEP THOUGHT

I really liked the big cardboard pair of scissors at Wrestlemania 13 that said "Sid" and "Arn" on each blade.

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Guest The Vanilla Midget

i thought it was pretty funny a couple of months ago on raw when a guy held a "jericho is a jobber" sign over the barricade as jericho walked past.  i dunno how he got that sign there, but jericho seemed pretty pissed and i chuckled out loud at that.  of course nobody else in the room knew what was funny, but oh well...

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Guest Annoyed Grunt

Here are a couple of good ones from the final Nitro:

 

"Hey Bischoff, Subway is hiring"

"First the XFL now WCW.  Vince, you're a dumbass"

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Guest DrEvil

When just about everyone had 3:16 signs and t-shirts I saw this one

 

Tiger Ali Singh

7:11

 

I remember when the Hart Foundation was fueding with the Nation, Pillman saw a NATION OF MASTUBATION sign, jumped out of the ring and grabbed it from the fan, and paraded it around the ring.  The sign itself wasn't too funny, it was the way Pillman showed it off, and the production crew's efforts to keep it off camera.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
The dumbest had to be at RAW in Toronto back in '99. It said in big bold letters "Nice Rice". What this has to do with the WWF or wrestling in general, I still don't know.

Honorable mention to the guy holding a sign that said "I'm really a women". That was just disturbing.

Oh man..... I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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Guest nWoScorpion

a sign had Bret Hart in a diaper durting his crybaby days. I forgot the actual wording.

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Guest Drury37

I was a huge Bret Hart fan when he was in the WWF so I was really mad when people turned on Bret Hart and went with Austin so signs like that made me really mad!!!

Thanks.

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Guest mesepher

one of my favorites was:

"the guy behind me can't see"

 

I've seen so many good ones... just can't recall them now!

 

on the tape trading board, my friend suggested taking a sign that was bright red and sitting on the camera side... which would screw over all the bootleggers. Red blurs when dubbed on tapes over and over.

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Guest Shawn

I've been cracking up all on this thread so I might as well ad to it...

 

This was from when RAW was pushed back an hour or two for the Tennis Open.

 

"Tennis is Fake"

 

That made me laugh so hard at the time I forgot about waiting 2 hours....

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Guest Some Guy

Old ECW sign:  "Taz fears Basketball"

 

WWF sign:  "Goar, Goar, Goar."  they used to point a lot of the mispelled ones out on WOL and Bryan would rip the people apart, that was funny.

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Guest Drury37

I thought all the signs for Hogan at WWF WrestleMania X8 were hilarious and the people who had the same signs that people had at WWF WrestleMania VI was the best,the ultimate best was the one that had that sign that they had at WWF WrestleMania VI that was the picture of Hulk Hogan and it said WWF Wrestle and the rest wasn't there,oh that was too funny!!!

Thanks.

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Guest MaskedDanger

A sign held up during Edge and Booker T's Wrestlemania X8 match:

 

"They are fighting over shampoo."

 

That's so deadpan it made me chuckle.

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Guest JHawk

Signs in Cleveland at SmackDown! last week:

 

"Hot

Huge

Hooters"

 

"820 Days til the Olson Twins are legal"

 

"Vince should buy Ohio"

 

"I Slept With Stephanie"

 

Tons of "I Love Lucy" signs (one in a heart)

 

"Molly Do the Banzai Drop"

 

I'm sure I'll remember more later

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Guest Some Guy

"820 Days til the Olson Twins are legal"

sick bastard

 

There was a sign at Survivor Series 97 that had cartoon drwings of DX (HBK, HHH, Chyna, and Rude) being pissed on by the Hart Foundation.  I thought it was funny, but Shawn got his revenge when he humped and whiped his ass with the Canaidian flag.  Oh yeah there was that whole screwing Bret thing that happened that night, I blame the guy with the sign.  Shawn has a fragile ego you know. :)

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