Hey, Lesnar is a Face!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Does this Undertaker "respect" thing mean that Heyman is the heel and Lesnar is just a Tweener. If so, when we the inevitable break-up happen? I'm starting to really dig Lesnar and where will this put him with Hulk Hogan when HE returns?

[Guest DeputyHawk]

lesnar can of course play hogan's little buddy when he comes back, like rock and edge valiantly did before him. he can just stand beside hogan when the hulkster cuts a promo and then hug him like george 'the animal' steele. they'll probably just play the respect card like they did with taker.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Does this mean he will carry around a monkey called "Mine"

[Guest DeputyHawk]

no, it will be called crash holly.

[Guest Redhawk]

If Brock is a full-fledged babyface by then, they probably won't even mention the BEARHUG OF DEATH when Hogan comes back. Maybe Hogan will do the verbal "passing of the torch" thing, even though Hogan hasn't actually had the torch since like 1998 (when he supposedly passed it to Goldberg). Or maybe Hogan will come back as a heel.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

No, Crash Holly morphs into Brock.

 

See Crash used to be a Gamma Scientist, whose Dad beat his mother and molested him. So he killed him. Then he went to school and started working for the Army. There, he developed the Gamma Bomb from the element Brockitarium. The bomb went off too soon because dumb-ass Hardcore played with it and it TRANSFORMED Crash.

 

Now, whenever Crash is sad, lonly, or sexually aroused, he becomes THE INCREDIBLE BROCK~!

 

I feel like Stan Lee

[Guest DeputyHawk]

actually, they never have been onscreen at the same time ...

 

sweet lord, the haircuts! the slightly simple facial expressions! you're onto something, man.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Well, I'm thinking that maybe the WWE is setting up for a face turn by Lesnar, which will happen when he tells Heyman to fuck off.

 

 

I'd like to hear Lesnar actually tell Heyman that.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

No, Crash Holly morphs into Brock.

 

See Crash used to be a Gamma Scientist, whose Dad beat his mother and molested him. So he killed him. Then he went to school and started working for the Army. There, he developed the Gamma Bomb from the element Brockitarium. The bomb went off too soon because dumb-ass Hardcore played with it and it TRANSFORMED Crash.

 

Now, whenever Crash is sad, lonly, or sexually aroused, he becomes THE INCREDIBLE BROCK~!

 

I feel like Stan Lee

"I WARNED them not to fucking call me ELROY! Now they'll pay... now they'll ALL PAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

...I can see that.

 

BTW...POST 600! WHOO!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

nah.... Crash can be Mini-Brock... the Brock of the cruiserweights... giving bearhugs to Jamie Noble and Hurricane...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

nah.... Crash can be Mini-Brock... the Brock of the cruiserweights... giving bearhugs to Jamie Noble and Hurricane...

...god, I can see that.

 

That would be HILLARIOUS!

 

He gets temporary tattoos like Brock's real ones.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Crash can call his finisher the F-2...

 

or we can mix the names and he can be Brash...or Crock

[Guest DeputyHawk]

the fans can chant "crockberg ... crockberg" and he can make his shoulders dance. it's a beautiful dream.

[Guest Banky]

Brock isn't turning face, it'll be a swerve. Brock/Big Show to fued with benoit/Angle - yeaaa, snooogins.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

< is glad that "snoogins" means you're kidding...

[Guest deadbeater]

Brock might be a secret character in the new Godzilla game.

 

For him to turn face, he should say, "Shut up Paul!" every time before he begins to speak.

[Guest Banky]

< is glad that "snoogins" means you're kidding...

But Jay just said that so Justice wouldn't think he was being an ass. He meant what he was saying.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'd rather think of Jay as a sensitive pot-head than an asshole...

[Guest Banky]

I'd rather think of Jay as a sensitive pot-head than an asshole...

But is that *truly* the case? In an ideal world maybe, but honestly? Similar to the WWE, will Benoit and Angle ever go far? In a sensitive Jay pot-head way, maybe - but will they ultimately get dicked around? Unfortunatly, I think this will also fall into the Jay asshole category.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i never thought I would see things put into such perspective...

 

comparing Jay to the pushes of Angle and Benoit...

 

now compare Serendipity to Buff Bagwell's mother...

[Guest Banky]

i never thought I would see things put into such perspective...

 

comparing Jay to the pushes of Angle and Benoit...

 

now compare Serendipity to Buff Bagwell's mother...

Both are hot pieces of arse I'd bag if I had a chance - much similar to how Benoit and Angle will be bagged by being penetrated up the ass (figuratively) for outshining the intended stars - ie. Undertaker, Brock, Big Show ect.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

ewww...you'd bag Judy Bagwell...

 

.......you must have liked that "on a pole" business then...

[Guest Banky]

ewww...you'd bag Judy Bagwell...

 

.......you must have liked that "on a pole" business then...

I'll do anything to get closer to Buff himself. If it means sacrificing my morals and sleeping with Judy, than by all means....

[Guest humongous2002]

Something good might come out of this if Lesnar turns face, he might loose the WWE belt soon to the #1 heel on Smackdown or WWE alltogether..............Kurt Angle.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

WWE turned Brock Lesnar face last night on Smackdown. The reason for this is that Vince McMahon thought now is the time to turn him since the crowd is popping for him anyway. Some in WWE feel that turning Lesnar right now is too soon, but McMahon feels otherwise so that's the way it is.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Well, I have wanted the WWE to turn Lesnar face since he won the WWE Title, and it looks like they did. I'm just hoping it doesn't bomb, though.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Damn, I was really enjoying Brock's sadistic heel character. The way he channelled Evil Austin with those chair shots to Taker's hand on Sunday was brutally awesome.

[Guest Nater]

Brock's already beat up half the SD roster, why not let him go for the other half?

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Brock's already beat up half the SD roster, why not let him go for the other half?

Why, is Vince looking for a new son in law?

[Guest Smark Hammill]

Ridiculous. Stupid. Just asinine.

 

It's bad enough that it's way too soon to turn him face, but there is not really a clear, pinpoint face turn. It's more idiotic "shades of gray" crap.