Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2002 Card: Tournament- Norman Smiley v. Marty Jannetty The Undertaker v. Al Greene Kane v. HHH Randy Savage v. The Abortionist Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac v. Sid and a partner Other matches- Big Gold Belt match: Vince Russo faces recent WWE firee name withheld, will Russo lose his belt to this man who was recently fired from the WWE? Billy and Chuck (w/ their stylist Honky Tonk Man) v. King Kong Bundy and Road Dogg Dr. Death v. Bart Gunn in Brawl for All Testmaster v. Albert in a 'winner wears pants' match "The Parka" Diamond Dallas Page v. Mr. Hughes Kurt Angle faces Nailz. Stevie Ray and Bradshaw v. Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright in a 'soap on a rope' match and more! ---------- Russo promises the former WWE star is big and he has held titles many times. Dusty makes comments before the obligitory pointless feud match. The Kamala Connection defeated Dusty Rhodes and Barry Windham when Kamala pinned Windham with the Air Africa in 0:04:24. Rating: -3/4* After the match, Windham walked around thinking about who he could get to defeat Kamala. Who would tame the wildbeast? Nash challenged Al Greene for a match where if Nash won, he would take Greene's spot in the tournament Kevin Nash pinned Al Greene with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:00:26. Rating: -* Sid revealed his special partner as David Arquette. Arquette says he wants the world title so he can take on Russo again Sid Vicious and David Arquette defeated Russo Order (Jeff Jarrett and X-Pac) when Vicious pinned Jarrett with the Power Bomb in 0:06:59. Rating: -** 1/2 (Sid Vicious and David Arquette won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) Strap Match: Marty Jannetty pinned Norman Smiley with the Showstopper in 0:07:27. Rating: 1/2* Nash trains in the back They lock up. The Undertaker goes for a kneelift, but Kevin Nash side-steps and The Undertaker only hits air. Quite a few boos are audible. Kevin Nash runs into the ropes. Kevin Nash uses a lariat on The Undertaker. Kevin Nash tries to put The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash stuffs The Undertaker in the Casket. Kevin Nash closes the lid. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:00:27 Casket Match: Kevin Nash defeated The Undertaker in 0:00:27. Rating: * Undertaker is carried off, where he just refuses to take time off HHH shows a video of himself dressed as Kane robbing a 7-11 Buried Alive Match: Triple H defeated Kane in 0:11:30. Rating: 1/2* Triple H smirks at his win The Abortionist is gonna take Elizabeth's womb, Randy doesn't care, Lex Luger is pissed Dumpster Match: Randy Savage defeated The Abortionist in 0:04:22. Rating: 1/4* After the match, Lex Luger climbs out of the dumpster and attacks the Abortionist Coal Miner's Glove Match: Stevie Ray and Bradshaw defeated Jeff Hardy and Alex Wright when Bradshaw pinned A. Wright with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:30. Rating: DUD After the match: Bradshaw carries Wright away for some loving. Jeff Hardy challenges Stevie and Bradshaw for next week Electric Chair Match: Nailz defeated Kurt Angle in 0:01:39. Rating: -3/4* Angle is electrocuted in the chair, but then HHH comes out, he rips Angle out of the chair, Pedigrees him and then injects a 'lethal injection' into Angle's arm. Mr. Hughes pinned Diamond Dallas Page with the Sidewalk Slam in 0:02:39. Rating: * Mr Hughes then took Kim Page home with him Albert did not show up, but then Naked Mideon came out [Winner wears pants]: Mideon pinned The Testmaster with the Eye Opener in 0:03:04. Rating: DUD (Albert no-showed.) Test groaned at his lack of pants, as Mideon rubbed his pants. Brawl For All: Bart Gunn defeated Steve Williams via first-round technical knockout at the 02:10 mark. Jim Ross then threw a bottle of BBQ sauce at Bart Gunn. Billy Gunn and Honky Tonk Man defeated King Kong Bundy and Jesse James when B. Gunn pinned Bundy with the Fame-Asser in 0:06:55. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Billy and Road Dogg turned on their partners to reform the NAO for no reason, then we had a match when Scott Hall wandered out Old World Order (Honky Tonk Man and King Kong Bundy) and Chuck Palumbo defeated The New Age Outlaws and Scott Hall when Bundy pinned J. Jammes after a powerslam in 0:10:47. Rating: DUD The Undertaker, Kane and Norman Smiley defeated Rosey, Jamal and Rico when Kane pinned Rosey with the Tombstone in 0:03:14. Rating: 1/2* HHH/Nash train for their match, by exercising their Quads and spitting water. David Arquette catches Triple H totally by surprise. A small "David Arquette" chant is being started. David Arquette executes the Diamond Cutter on Triple H. David Arquette goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Kevin Nash makes the save. Triple H gives the sign for the Pedigree. Triple H executes the Pedigree on David Arquette. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Triple H goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winners are The Klique. Time of match: 0:09:11 Triangle Match: The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) defeated Sid Vicious and David Arquette and Marty Jannetty and Randy Savage when HHH pinned Arquette with the Pedigree in 0:09:11. Rating: -** 3/4 (The Klique (Kevin Nash and Triple H) won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and the former WWE star is....... SHAWN STASIAK! meanwhile backstage, the HGH-puffed up Kurt Angle attacks HHH, Scott Steiner also shows up to proclaim that he is gonna screw HHH. Match: Shawn Stasiak throws Vince Russo back into the ring. Shawn Stasiak executes the Neckbreaker on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Shawn Stasiak goes for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Ed Ferrara distracts Earl Hebner. Shawn Stasiak runs into the ropes. Shawn Stasiak executes a clothesline on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak hits a series of stomps on Vince Russo. Shawn Stasiak is starting to get more cheers than boos. Vince Russo does the Bronco Buster. A portion of the crowd is booing Vince Russo. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. A portion of the crowd is cheering Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:04:57 Vince Russo pinned Shawn Stasiak with his special move in 0:04:57. Rating: -* 1/4 (Vince Russo retained the Big Gold Belt.) Next card: FOR THE WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H v. Kevin Nash v. Sid v. David Arquette v. Randy Savage v. Marty Jannetty BIG GOLD BELT MATCH: Vince Russo takes on Dr. Death Steve Williams WWW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner take on HHH and Kevin Nash Vince's "best match punishment" goes to DDP and Mr. Hughes. DDP will take on The Undertaker Mr. Hughes will face The Head Hunters Lex Luger and Sting face The Abortionist and El Satanico Kane and RVD take on the Island Boys Test, Hall and NAO take on The Godwinns, Honky Tonk Man and Palumbo Bradshaw and Stevie Ray take on Jeff Hardy and a partner Kamala and Akeem face Barry Windham and Curt Hennig MAKE PREDICTIONS FOR WWW8 NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Jonathan Barber Report post Posted November 5, 2002 - Gauntlet Match: Hayabusa vs. - D.C. Drake - El Peurto Ricano - J.T. Smith - Rockin' Rebel - Big Val Puccio - Kerry Von Erich vs. Madman Pondo - Andre the Giant vs. The Big Boss Man vs. Goldberg vs. Rey Mysterio (Jr.) - Marty Jannetty vs. Wifebeater - Mr. Pogo vs. Ricky Steamboat - Handicap Match: The Headhunters vs. Spike Dudley - The Rock vs. Abdullah the Butcher - New Jack vs. Ric Flair - Da' Baldies vs. Earthquake & Typhoon vs. The Insane Clown Posse MAIN EVENT: Best 2/3 Falls Match: The Bad Breed (Axl Rotten & Ian Rotten) vs. The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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