WWE Hires Big Show A Personal Trainer

[Guest BoboBrazil]

The word making the rounds is that WWE has hired Big Show a personal trainer to get him into better shape.

 

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He didn't get into shape in OVW and they make them do a shitload of working out.

[Guest crandamaniac]

How many days before Big Show eats him?

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Big Show got his push because he cut his hair.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Well, having a personal trainer can't hurt...

[Guest the pinjockey]

So with the outlook of a big push not enough motivation to get his fat ass into a gym they need to hire someone to get him into the gym. What an absolute disgrace. Way to motivate the usual suspects who always bust their ass and stay in good shape that the office is going to go above and beyond their means to try and justify a push for a fat piece of shit ahead of them.

[Guest AndrewTS]

How many days before Big Show eats him?

Once he cuts him down to a mere 2 truckloads of candy, so I'd say...7 days.

 

Although I can picture Show training right now with the Rocky theme playing. Punching a side of beef in between taking bites out of it.

[Guest Nater]

Only 2 truckloads of candy?? Why at that rate ol' fatboy Paul will end up skinny as a ghost..

 

we might as well start calling him The Big Skinny Guy With a New Beard And Or Haircut Each Week!!!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

They should have thought of this before they pushed him.

 

Let fit Finley work with Big show. He's worked wonders with the Women.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Only 2 truckloads of candy?? Why at that rate ol' fatboy Paul will end up skinny as a ghost..

 

we might as well start calling him The Big Skinny Guy With a New Beard And Or Haircut Each Week!!!

Although come to think of it, Paul may eat him sooner if he tries to get him to quit smoking.

 

*gruff voice* "MEEEEE EAAAAAAAT YOOOOOOU AAAAAAUP!!!"

[Guest AndrewTS]

They should have thought of this before they pushed him.

 

Let fit Finley work with Big show. He's worked wonders with the Women.

Personally, I'd like to see Show go through Tough Enough. He'd be cut right away, but it would be worth it to see Al Snow reduce him to crying like a little bitch in under 2 minutes.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Way to motivate the usual suspects who always bust their ass and stay in good shape..

The Usual Suspects aren't 7' tall.

 

You know that size matters. Vince will always think so, and he should.. look at WM3.

[Guest jester]

Couldn't they hire a drama coach for RVD to improve his promo skills? Wouldn't that be a better use of money?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Although I can picture Show training right now with the Rocky theme playing. Punching a side of beef in between taking bites out of it.

Crap, that's a funny mental picture!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So, does this mean they're serious about a Big Show push?

 

::sigh::

[Guest saturnmark4life]

i hope this works, i will always like big show. But he needs to lose weight before they even consider doing a thing with him.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I say they get the wrestlers in groups of 8-10 and send them to a weekend at an acting school or soemthing.

 

They could easily find a way to schedule something like this....but will they even THINK of this, nope.

[Guest D'Lo White]

They could turn this into an angle and bring back Muffy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Big Show's just going to turn the trainer into chocolate and eat him.

 

"BUU LIKE CHOCOLATE!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AndrewTS]

Big Show's just going to turn the trainer into chocolate and eat him.

 

"BUU LIKE CHOCOLATE!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Maijin Buu reminds me so much of Big Show.

 

But alas, he'd need to have a penis growing out of his head to do that.

 

But maybe he can finally get new theme--Master Pee-Pants' "I Want Candy." Or "I Need Candy." Take your pick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

One of these days, we really need to make a DBZ/WWE chart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AndrewTS]

One of these days, we really need to make a DBZ/WWE chart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

HHH = Goku

 

Gives boring speeches, is always the focus of the show, and always comes out on top as the strongest character no matter what, and no matter how beloved the other characters are.

 

**Buu Saga Spoiler**

It ends with Goku beating Buu with a spirit bomb/Genki Dama. Yaaay!!

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Couldn't they hire a drama coach for RVD to improve his promo skills? Wouldn't that be a better use of money?

No, because his forearms and punches suck ass too. RVD isn't main event material, and I don't care what anyone thinks about me saying so. He isn't big enough, and with those weak ass looking striking moves, it will only hold him back further.

 

Sure, Triple H is a backstage pulling motherfucker, but at least he looks like a champion. "RVD can't carry an emotionally charged PPV.." to quote one poster named art from another forum that I used to attend.

 

Now that the Intercontinental Championship is gone, RVD might as well go to Smackdown.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

THIS is how they will bring back Chris Candido.

 

Skip Candido will be the Big Show's personal trainer to prepare him on TV for his title shot.

[Guest Luke Michael]

That's total bullshit!

 

None of the other wrestlers in the WWE get a trainer and if they ask for one they'd get a verbal beating for it!

 

Big Show sucks. They give him way too much money, a main event spot, and a personal trainer??? Morons!

[Guest HartFan86]

Although I can picture Show training right now with the Rocky theme playing. Punching a side of beef in between taking bites out of it.

LOL

[Guest Luke Michael]

Although I can picture Show training right now with the Rocky theme playing. Punching a side of beef in between taking bites out of it.

That would actually be a pretty good segment for WWE television!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

and then Big Show can try to run to the top of the Art Museum

[Guest AndrewTS]

and then Big Show can try to run to the top of the Art Museum

On each step the museum steps would sink another foot into the street.

[Guest crandamaniac]

 

 

Come on, Big Show would be perfect, and now that he's on Smackdown, we can turn Rey heel and he'd be a perfect Strong Bad!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

 

 

Come on, Big Show would be perfect, and now that he's on Smackdown, we can turn Rey heel and he'd be a perfect Strong Bad!

But that's Strong Mad.