WWE Hires Big Show A Personal Trainer

[Guest T®ITEC]

... They can dress Rey Mysterio Jnr. as The Cheat.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I know that's Strong Mad. I'm just saying make Big Show into Strong mad, then turn Rey heel, and make him Strong Bad

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Strong Mad looks like Kurt Angle there.

 

Yeah, but if Rey was Strong Bad and Show was Strong Bad, who would be The Cheat?

 

If Big Show starts answering fan mail, well that would be gold.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Maybe Big Show's thighs won't rub together anymore.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Any idea if they can get him to stop spitting when he talks? I swear, when they showed them close-ups on Smackdown, it looked like the first 3 rows needed rain jackets

[Guest Flyboy]

One of these days, we really need to make a DBZ/WWE chart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

HHH = Goku

 

Gives boring speeches, is always the focus of the show, and always comes out on top as the strongest character no matter what, and no matter how beloved the other characters are.

You forgot the fact that Goku is a TOTALLY dumbass, who always HOLDS DOWN~! Vegeta.

 

HHH is... well, he's pretty smart to bang the boss' daughter, but he holds people down, too.

 

Vegeta = Jericho.

[Guest AndrewTS]

One of these days, we really need to make a DBZ/WWE chart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

HHH = Goku

 

Gives boring speeches, is always the focus of the show, and always comes out on top as the strongest character no matter what, and no matter how beloved the other characters are.

You forgot the fact that Goku is a TOTALLY dumbass, who always HOLDS DOWN~! Vegeta.

 

HHH is... well, he's pretty smart to bang the boss' daughter, but he holds people down, too.

 

Vegeta = Jericho.

Remember that Vegeta is short, too.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

yeah, but Goku never kills the lead villain once and for all.

Raditz = him and Goku killed by Piccolo

Nappa = Killed by Vagita

Vegita = Killed a bunch of times, but not by Goku

Freiza = No-sold Goku killing him TWICE, AND the planet exploding, later killed by Future Trunks

Cell = Killed by Gohan

Buu = not killed yet

and both Cell and Frieza later showed up and were beaten up my whats his name with the huge lips that Goku fought in the other world tourny

 

So why make Goku HHH? The only thing he does is keep Vegita under him.

[Guest AndrewTS]

yeah, but Goku never kills the lead villain once and for all.

Raditz = him and Goku killed by Piccolo

Nappa = Killed by Vagita

Vegita = Killed a bunch of times, but not by Goku

Freiza = No-sold Goku killing him TWICE, AND the planet exploding, later killed by Future Trunks

Cell = Killed by Gohan

Buu = not killed yet

and both Cell and Frieza later showed up and were beaten up my whats his name with the huge lips that Goku fought in the other world tourny

 

So why make Goku HHH? The only thing he does is keep Vegita under him.

Goku's too much of a pussy to kill, but he always hogs the spotlight. He's the closest parallel to HHH.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

well, the Frieza thing wasn't for a lack of trying, and he DID allow himself to be killed to kill Raditz, so I would'nt say he's a PUSSY. A little bit on the softer side, maybe. Too forgiving, absolutely, but not quite a pussy.

[Guest Flyboy]

Dude, Goku is a fucking pussy. But, this shouldn't be in the WWE folder... somewhere else.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Dude, Goku is a fucking pussy.  But, this shouldn't be in the WWE folder... somewhere else.

Yeah-- Goku's a pussy. He gave the murderous fairy queen of the universe at least 3 chances to change his ways before leaving him. Frieza'd still be around if Trunks didn't slice him into cold cuts. Goku also gave the arrogant killer android a senzu bean and threw his son in a fight against him. PUSS-Y--end of story. Goku is a retarded mouth-breathing pussy.

 

Now, let's get back to Big Show fat jokes.

 

Now, if Mark Henry, Big Show, and the inbred Samoan Boys each were parked in front of buffets of equal size and variety, WHICH of them would devour it all first, and in roughly what time?

[Guest El Satanico]

So...they give him a personal trainer AFTER they start trying to push him once again...

 

riiiight

[Guest AndrewTS]

So...they give him a personal trainer AFTER they start trying to push him once again...

 

riiiight

*Stuffs "WWE Logic" chip behind ear*

 

And your point? How doesn't that make sense?! The WWE higher ups are always right, so shut and quit criticizing the high-quality product they produce. You smarks focus too much on the in-ring product, and not enough on the development phase of it instead. I swear you seem to think WWE is a wrestling company or something.

 

*pulls it out, stomps on it* ACK!!

 

*shudder* I was ready to call Vince a genius...and mean it!

[Guest midnight_burn]

Whoever this personal trainer is he better be a miracle worker to get results out of the Big Show.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Whoever this personal trainer is he better be a miracle worker to get results out of the Big Show.

I have it!

 

We need Personal Trainer Jesus now!

[Guest Nater]

Does this mean that hes gonna grow his hair all long again like he was the Giant?

 

I dont think we can find any crosses large enough to hang this sucker on...

 

His first miracle is gonna be walking across bacon greese..

 

I'll stop now, but I have a ton more (ton.. hehe)