Vince Sends A Memo To WWE Workers Saying He Will

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Vince McMahon sent out a memo the other night saying he wanted to continue on with the necrophilia angle this coming Monday. He cited the quarter hour rating for the segment (how about citing the quarter hour rating after the segment aired) and has gotten very defensive about the criticism and you know what that means.

 

 

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[Guest Vern Gagne]

Good. I hope Vince continues this angle and it puts the WWE out of business. They deserve whatever happens to them.

[Guest HartFan86]

Vince...fuck you.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Hopefully it'll end this Monday though.

Hopefully.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

No wonder people are boycotting RAW. Vince, step down already, or the fans will........

[Guest Army Eye]

But this is also a warning. nig ed erlanivolving Ttoreh Shadkedow

 

From the bottom of today's meltzer update. WTF?

[Guest BoboBrazil]

But this is also a warning. nig ed erlanivolving Ttoreh Shadkedow

 

From the bottom of today's meltzer update. WTF?

Yeah, I had the same reaction when I read that. I don't get it.

[Guest jester]

[Ring, Ring]

 

"McMahon."

 

"Hi Vince. It's me, Austin."

 

"Steve...well this is a suprise. How are you?"

 

"All right. Listen, I just saw the last episode of Raw..."

 

"Yeah?"

 

"...and I heard you're going to continue with that angle..."

 

"Yeah..."

 

"...and I just wanted you to know that if you want me back, the price just went up."

 

[Click, dial tone]

[Guest fingers]

 

dream on.

 

Austin will ahve to beg to get back in.

[Guest Brian]

Yeah. Now we get Vince here to post with JR.

[Guest converge241]

when it all fails, they'll have the workers meet in the ring (you know, all the people who were'nt remotely involved in it) to be told the direction failed because their work sucks

[Guest fingers]

not likley so long as the in ring work is good.

 

Which generally it is.

[Guest Downhome]

...

 

(That's all I can muster up to say right now in response to this.)

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Jericho is on Raw, WWE logic dictates therefore it must be his fault

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Vince is out of touch.

 

Vince was lucky that he has Shane and Russo in 1997. Without them, the WWF would be dead

[Guest converge241]

"not likley so long as the in ring work is good.

 

Which generally it is. "

 

what? this has to be sarcastic

[Guest fingers]

the only wrestling that sucks is HHH and Kane.

 

Most of the other talent pull off decent matches.

[Guest AM The Kid]

If anyone is good at those word things I believe Meltzers message has the letters twisted around. I suck at that stuff but lets see if anyone else can figure it out...

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

But this is also a warning. nig ed erlanivolving Ttoreh Shadkedow

 

From the bottom of today's meltzer update. WTF?

Yeah, I had the same reaction when I read that. I don't get it.

Looks like a code or something. The third word makes me think "involving", and the last two words are probably a proper name. Hmmm.

I half think it's supposed to read like : this is also a warning - Big _ involving someone.

 

nig ed erlanvoring Ttoreh Shadkedow

 

Trying to figure this out is already more interesting that Raw.

[Guest converge241]

no they do

 

 

they problem is the ones who do ARE USUALLY THE ONES BERATED IN THE MEETINGS coming down from Taker and HHH no less

 

the long workrate matches have built on ratings..and actually kept them (cause the nonsense has had some high quarters but they meant nada in the final).

 

what i meant was the people who didnt perform in these idiotic ideas or write them.......are the ones who get the blame for it

 

not like..you know the responsible parties??

 

The crew gets told to basically emulate the mecca of Japan wrestling (or whatever capsule you want to use as comparison) by people who dont know their assholes from their elbows

 

basically its also

 

"you try even harder so we can blame you again when we fuck up and dont know how to either remove our heads from our ass or install a window in our backs and stomachs to see out of our ass for five seconds to fix it"

[Guest converge241]

"nig ed"

 

i dont like the sound of that at all

 

*has bad thoughts of a racist angle*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"nig ed"

 

HHH is gonna reveal that Kane's real father was black!

 

or not..

[Guest AndrewTS]

[Ring, Ring]

 

"McMahon."

 

"Hi Vince. It's me, Austin."

 

"Steve...well this is a suprise. How are you?"

 

"All right. Listen, I just saw the last episode of Raw..."

 

"Yeah?"

 

"...and I heard you're going to continue with that angle..."

 

"Yeah..."

 

"...and I just wanted you to know that if you want me back, the price just went up."

 

[Click, dial tone]

 

Another golden post.

 

If I were Steve, I'd demand a depush for HHH, a limo full of whores, a raise--and that's just for starters.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

If I was Steve, I'd demand the World title on my first night back, whores, and HHH being fired

[Guest converge241]

more like

 

"Steve , we have a great idea for you."

"what?"

"first you come back and beat the shit out of Debra live on TV..."

"ill be right there"

*click*

 

Vince doesnt even have to pitch the idea of the new faction: The Drunk Drivers

[Guest AndrewTS]

If I was Steve, I'd demand the World title on my first night back, whores, and HHH being fired

Eh...dunno if he'd want to be like Hogan was. Sounds a bit too much like Hogan's WCW debut. (Beat Flair first night back, Cactus, Steamboat, and Austin all fired...I dunno about the whores).

 

But the HHH being fired bit is good--go with it.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

That doesn't surprise me. Vince gets very offended when someone DARES~! not like what he likes, as if everyone in the entire world should think the same as he.

[Guest The Tino Standard]

This is just sad. The worst part is that this is all vintage Vince McMahon. See the forest through the trees for god's sake. There is no possible way that anything positive or redeeming can come from this angle for the company. But it got a tenth of a point higher rating on Monday night than anything else, so BY GOD, IT MUST BE WORKING.

 

I seriously hope Joe Louis Arena is less than half-filled on Monday night and the people that ARE there turn on this crap violently. And I hope the show draws a 1.4 TV rating. Maybe then these shitheads will understand that nobody wants to watch garbage TV for two hours simply so an out-of-touch company chairman can convince himself that he's still 'cutting edge.'

[Guest Luke Michael]

I hope he doesn't mean continuing it for a couple more weeks. That would suck!

 

I would have Kane and Triple H fight next week over it. I'd have Kane give a promo how Triple H was lying and him and how he was a dumbass. Then in the match I'd have Triple H cheat and win. But right after Triple H wins Rob Van Dam, Booker T, and some other Raw wrestlers come out and all get in a fight with him. Maybe Scott Steiner can come out too.

 

Then that would set up the Elimination Chamber match at Survivor Series with everyone gunning for Triple H. Triple H would be the coward heel who everyone wants to see get his ass kicked.

 

So basically I'd do a reality based storyline and have everyone hate Triple H and want to get rid of him.

[Guest eirejmcmahon]

Meanwhile...

 

Soap opera-centric show rating drops the night after a PPV.

 

Wrestling orientated show rating rises.