Vince Sends A Memo To WWE Workers Saying He Will

[Guest AndrewTS]

Probably young 9-year-old Mike Vick, who someone managed to be conceived dispite his mother being dead, will come out to face down his daddy Kane.

 

And set him on fire.

 

Meanwhile, Jericho will job to Shelton Benjamin on the Heat tapings after cutting a promo saying HHH is the greatest wrestler in history.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Probably young 9-year-old Mike Vick, who someone managed to be conceived dispite his mother being dead, will come out to face down his daddy Kane.

 

And set him on fire.

 

Meanwhile, Jericho will job to Shelton Benjamin on the Heat tapings after cutting a promo saying HHH is the greatest wrestler in history.

How did you so perfectly describe my dream show.

 

Sure you forgot Dusty Rhodes, but I don't mind that too much.

[Guest cabbageboy]

Well, the angle COULD have worked had they actually done something with it for god's sake. I mean yeah the Bearer accusing UT of killing his parents and brother angle was pretty bad at first, but it led to Kane debuting and thus a hot feud. So far this angle is just bullshit, it is going nowhere. It's sole purpose is to shock people. The only shock I get these days from Raw is if the show is actually decent. That is shocking.

 

If they want to justify this bullshit angle, at least have someone debut and kick Kane's ass for molesting dead bodies and all that. It's not going to matter anyway since Kane's career will be fucked once this angle does end.

[Guest Luke Michael]

Probably young 9-year-old Mike Vick, who someone managed to be conceived dispite his mother being dead, will come out to face down his daddy Kane.

 

And set him on fire.

Good idea but it will go something like this...

 

Paul Bearer returns at the beginning of next week's Raw and announces that Katie Vick is still alive and is coming to the arena as we speak.

 

Then Eric Bischoff comes out and announces that since Halloween is this week, all the Raw wrestlers will have to fight in costumes.

 

After that Spider-Dust will fight Darth Test, Then Trish dressed as Cinderella will fight Victoria dressed as Snow White in a Disney Princess Bra and Panties Match. Trish wins the match and then Victoria bitches about how everyone treats her like crap. After that all the RAW wrestlers throw pigs blood on her and she cries. Then Victoria gets really pissed off and starts moving everything with her mind. She ends up killing all the good wrestlers on Raw and leaves all the shit so can be miserable during next week's show too.

 

Then after that Kane and Triple H meet in the ring and the lights go out. Paul Bearer and a woman dressed as Michael Myers come to the ring. She takes off her mask and shoots flames out of her mouth burning Kane's face again. Then her, Paul Bearer, and Triple H beat up Kane and then have an orgy in the middle of the ring.

 

Smell the ratings!!!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Probably young 9-year-old Mike Vick, who someone managed to be conceived dispite his mother being dead, will come out to face down his daddy Kane.

 

And set him on fire.

Good idea but it will go something like this...

 

Paul Bearer returns at the beginning of next week's Raw and announces that Katie Vick is still alive and is coming to the arena as we speak.

 

Then Eric Bischoff comes out and announces that since Halloween is this week, all the Raw wrestlers will have to fight in costumes.

 

After that Spider-Dust will fight Darth Test, Then Trish dressed as Cinderella will fight Victoria dressed as Snow White in a Disney Princess Bra and Panties Match. Trish wins the match and then Victoria bitches about how everyone treats her like crap. After that all the RAW wrestlers throw pigs blood on her and she cries. Then Victoria gets really pissed off and starts moving everything with her mind. She ends up killing all the good wrestlers on Raw and leaves all the shit so can be miserable during next week's show too.

 

Then after that Kane and Triple H meet in the ring and the lights go out. Paul Bearer and a woman dressed as Michael Myers come to the ring. She takes off her mask and shoots flames out of her mouth burning Kane's face again. Then her, Paul Bearer, and Triple H beat up Kane and then have an orgy in the middle of the ring.

 

Smell the ratings!!!!!

Ah HA!

 

We have a spy from the WWE booking team on these boards!

[Guest teke184]

Note to the WWE: "DAMMIT, I'm VINCE McMAHON!" is NOT a justification for doing stupid shit.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Smackdown gets to have a Halloween show, not RAW.

 

Halloween Smackdown (costume ideas in "s):

 

Kurt "Captain America" Angle

Chris "Wolverine" Benoit

Eddy "Chico" Guerrero

"Strongmad" Big Show

Brock "Bullwinkle J. Moose" Lesnar

Undertaker "The Mummy"

Chavo "Ricky Martin" Guerrero

Rey "Spiderman" Mysterio

Edge "Edge the Awesome 8 time Tag champ"

Matt "Matt Hardy" Hardy

Stephanie "Christina Aguilera" McMahon

[Guest Luke Michael]

We have a spy from the WWE booking team on these boards!

Damn! You caught me!

 

Anyways they sent me to spy on you guys because I was the only one who was smart enough to read and turn on a computer. You don't expect Kevin Dunn, Triple H, Vince, or Stephanie to read do you?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

what an idiot. In any other business he'd be fucked (see XFL, the) just because he REFUSES to admit he's wrong. well i hope he, hhh and that prick steiner fuck the company dead. then i'll HAVE to get off my ass and buy some puro.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I still say Scott Steiner has been hired to be the new head writer

[Guest AndrewTS]

Brock "Bullwinkle J. Moose" Lesnar

 

Can some one repost the picture of Brock in antlers again?

[Guest Dangerous A]

I am loving all this shit!

 

It helps prove what I have been preaching a long time. Vince McMahon is the real reason for the shenanigans you now see.

 

It has been noted by credible sources like Meltzer and Keller that Vince IS creative. Steph, Gerwitz, and Heyman are just the lieutenants marching to Vince's lead. The sad part is Vince has been letting you guys know that he is all about bad skits and entertainment.

 

Remember what he said in "Beyond the Mat"? He said- "We make movies"

 

He was quoted, in defense of WWE when Sports Illustrated was writing about WWE's demise,"Why is a sports magazine covering an entertainment story"?

 

Quoted from Zach Arnold of Purorespower: Vince McMahon wants to be Hollywood without being Hollywood.

 

That couldn't ring more true than right now.

 

 

Bottom Line: Vince McMahon is ashamed of wrestling. He doesn't even like the word. The proof is in his shows. They might as well call it WE-World Entertainment. Take out the wrestling part cause Vince is doing it RIGHT NOW.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im working on that code..

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

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I got it.......it's "Naked Girls involving Torrie, Smackdown"

[Guest CanadianChick]

I don't know why this reminded me, but did that meeting with the Raw roster happen? Does anyone have details?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

..It's happening this Monday before the show.

 

Can't wait for him to be standing in the ring, Triple H at his side as if he were the Waylan Smithers to Vince's Mr. Burns.

[Guest AndrewTS]

..It's happening this Monday before the show.

 

Can't wait for him to be standing in the ring, Triple H at his side as if he were the Waylan Smithers to Vince's Mr. Burns.

Heheh...the difference is instead of a collection of Barbies--er, Stacies--HHH probably has a collection of custom made bodybuilder "action figures."

[Guest Ram]

This "memo" is a chilling reminder of the anthrax mailings of last year.

[Guest The Tino Standard]

Meanwhile...

 

Soap opera-centric show rating drops the night after a PPV.

 

Wrestling orientated show rating rises.

Funny how that works, ain't it?

[Guest Trivia247]

Memo from Vince(Paraphrase)

I know you all in the back think this angle is a worthless piece of CRAP but We went up a full 1/4 point in one segment because of it... SO As Vince...LORD and MASTER of whatever angle my Little girl's fuckbuddy wants to prolong to the agony of the Internet Smarks who DARE to know what their talking about in wrestling... I decree that there shall be more Simulated Corpse Screwing... Remember even if Fans are Booing and throwing shit at you and even have High powered rifles with scopes aimed at your heads...Thats not a bad thing...thats a Good thing.. Because that means they are watching you Degrade yourselves and Unwhelm them with your Piss poor down graded wrestling that We, We what I mean HHH behind Stephanie, who moans to me FORCES you to wrestle like to Make HHH look good, and why we killed off every other belt for that purpose......

 

SO SAYS the boss who is looking at a Picture of Austin and has a single Tear running down his face....

 

Vincent K McMahon.

 

 

PS to Lawler.. Actually Bust a Nut during the next video...

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Well, here's an idea:

 

Give out free hockey tickets and send everyone out to the hockey game Monday night so no one will be able to be at Joe Louis.

 

Hey, it's Hockeytown. It'd work.

 

Or tell them if they show up, they have to watch a Tiger's baseball game. a shitty one. That'd work, too.