Expect the "extreme" angles to intensify...

[Guest Downhome]

The word going around everywhere, as seen in another post, is that the necrophilia will continue on RAW. That is not all though, so don't think Monday night will be the end of it. They started this new wave of fecal matter with the Kane/Murder storyline, then went with the Taker/mystery woman angle, and then having sex with dead people. If you think that's bad, we apparently haven't seen anything yet.

 

I have heard, and read, and blah blah blah, that these type of "extreme" angles will NOT end anytime soon, and will instead become more intense, and worse. Now, I must ask this...

 

...why? The entire Pro. Wrestling community is obviously in outrage over not just the current product, but the angles within said product. I feel so horrible for those who are involved, and have no choice. I also feel sorry for those who must go on TV and "put it over". Surely JR, Lawler, etc... do not feel this is the dirrection the company should go. I mean, right, RIGHT? I don't know what to say, other than if things get worse than on this past Monday night...

 

...how that can happen, I really and truly don't know...

 

...then WWE will be doing it's own damage to itself. More and more, as each day passes, I believe that Vince is intentionally hurting his company, to drive his stock down, so he and his family can then buy it up at a cheaper price, I truly am begining to believe that. In the end, I will say this...

 

...I simply can't imagine anyone sitting in the booking meetings going...

 

"Hey guys, I have an idea for an angle. You see, HHH will simulate f*cking a dead person in mocking of Kane, and it'll be great, woohoo!"

 

...and even more so, I can't f*cking believe anyone would agree to it, take it as a great idea, and actually put it on my damn TV. God, please end the madness now, please.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest Downhome]

By the way, on ByteThis right now, Bishoff is all but flaming about what happened on RAW, and obviously doesn't agree with it.

[Guest chirs3]

Taker/Mystery woman was OK with me. It seemed more like real mind games than an attempt at a SHOCK Storyline.

 

But we're going to see more murder/humping corpses?

 

Jericho, RVD, and Booker had better put 110% into everything they do now, or else I'm joining the Raw boycott.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Taker/Mystery Woman is fine because affairs happen all the time. It is believable. The necrophilia thing is not (not to mention it completely demolishes the history of the Kane character).

 

Taker/Mystery Woman wasn't great, but I wouldn't even consider it Wrestlecrap. It was just sort of there.

[Guest El Satanico]

I just hope Kane took HHH to his Castle...Maybe we can even get speed boats involved...

[Guest BaldFish]

I think they'll drop the necrophilia angle.

 

This week, we'll get bestiality instead. HHH-as-Kane humping a dog.

 

(I hear that bitch likes it "ruff")

[Guest the pinjockey]

Here's hoping that the angle makes the wrestlecrap front page for a fourth straight week.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I just hope Kane took HHH to his Castle...Maybe we can even get speed boats involved...

"Triple H!! WELCOME...TO MY WHITE CASTLE...OF FEAR!!"

 

And beam visions into his brain of Jericho beating him clean for the title.

[Guest El Satanico]

I just hope Kane took HHH to his Castle...Maybe we can even get speed boats involved...

"Triple H!! WELCOME...TO MY WHITE CASTLE...OF FEAR!!"

 

And beam visions into his brain of Jericho beating him clean for the title.

eeeexcellent i was hoping someone would get that reference

[Guest the pinjockey]

Jericho is so going to be Cheatum in that setup.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Jericho is so going to be Cheatum in that setup.

 

It sounds so sad, but you'd probably be right.

 

Although Cheatum would probably find WWE too embarassing to associate himself with.

[Guest Trivia247]

Just.....

 

HOW FUCKING FAR CAN THEY GO DOWN?!?!

 

They already had Mideon who asked the Godfather if he had any farm animals

 

but you'd think Necrophilla would be the rock bottom and they would rebound to some I dunno... W R E S T L I N G!

 

BUTTTTT NOOOOOO

 

Vince believes us bitching about it means its a good thing.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Although Cheatum would probably find WWE too embarassing to associate himself with.

I would pay money to see a midget who participated in some of the greatest abortions to ever haunt a wrestling company walk into Vince McMahon's office and turn down a contract offer saying the product was beneath him. I could die a happy man after seeing that.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Just.....

 

HOW FUCKING FAR CAN THEY GO DOWN?!?!

 

They already had Mideon who asked the Godfather if he had any farm animals

 

but you'd think Necrophilla would be the rock bottom and they would rebound to some I dunno... W R E S T L I N G!

 

BUTTTTT NOOOOOO

 

Vince believes us bitching about it means its a good thing.

Hey...Mideon didn't really do anything other than say that...

 

Beastiality--that'll be next.

 

Well, at least Scotsman will be happy.

[Guest El Satanico]

We still have incest and kiddie porn to get to.

 

Vince has hinted towards incest in the past....so yeah.

[Guest the pinjockey]

They aren't going to run an incest angle until he gets back on TV though.

[Guest BaldFish]

Where else can you go? Let's see...

 

We haven't gotten into amputee fetish stuff yet. Nor the "Furries" thing. There's also snuff--Vince could graphically fake a wrestler's death.

 

You could also go the religious route on that one, and have him come back to life.

 

The undead! ZOMBIE WRESTLERS--like classic Undertaker, except way worse! In fact, that could fit in with the amputee thing--the zombie could lose a limb in mid-match. And then the opponent could start beating the zombie wrestler over the head with the limb! GOLD, I TELL YOU!

 

(Watch--tomorrow, I'll have email from WWE Creative offering me a job.)

[Guest the pinjockey]

To seal the deal just mention the big orgy that all of the divas can have with Vince, it can be a big PPV event.

 

Vince will be begging you to book and may even get rid of HHH for you.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Lets see what they still have to do:

 

Beastiality- Kane can have sex with Lucy the dog to play MIND GAMES~! with HHH

 

Incest- Vince and Stephanie GET IT ON~!

 

Kiddie porn- I'm sure the genius WWE writers will think of something for this.

 

And i'm sure there's plenty more we can look forward to as well.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Don't forget the lucrative homosexual Martians market.

 

Homosexual aliens=Ratings.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Kiddie porn- I'm sure the genius WWE writers will think of something for this.

The King will be glad to assist in this angle any way that he can.

[Guest the pinjockey]

HKA HKA HKA

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Kiddie porn- I'm sure the genius WWE writers will think of something for this.

Shave some midgets and have them get it on with a wrestler?

[Guest BaldFish]

I'm looking forward to the day when analingus is proudly shown on WWE TV.

 

Oh, wait, the VKM, KMA club. Forgot.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Kiddie porn- I'm sure the genius WWE writers will think of something for this.

The King will be glad to assist in this angle any way that he can.

King has sex with the lastest WWE diva, but later we find out she's only 12 years old! RATINGS~!

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm looking forward to the day when analingus is proudly shown on WWE TV.

 

Oh, wait, the VKM, KMA club. Forgot.

Close, but not quite. That was just the cheek, not full-on rimming.

 

For that, Konnan will come back and tag team with Bradshaw, declaring that he and his tag partner will make their opponents "toss our salads" and "peel our potatoes."

[Guest BaldFish]

"Peel our potatoes"? Wow, that is TOTALLY obscure, even for me.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'm looking forward to the day when analingus is proudly shown on WWE TV.

 

Oh, wait, the VKM, KMA club.  Forgot.

Close, but not quite. That was just the cheek, not full-on rimming.

 

For that, Konnan will come back and tag team with Bradshaw, declaring that he and his tag partner will make their opponents "toss our salads" and "peel our potatoes."

Andy...you have just scarred my mind tonight.

 

KILL!...wait, I have MOLLY!

 

Molly makes the bad go away...*hugs self, thinking of that, rocking back and forth while sitting on the floor*

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Peel our potatoes"? Wow, that is TOTALLY obscure, even for me.

I've yet to find anyone who knows what it means--and I really do NOT want to find out what it does mean.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Konnan's crap was ridiculous. We used to sit around thinking of other pointless stuff he could say. I was determined the all time winner with "Yo yo yo You can peel the top off my pudding cup"