The judas problem

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

in the past days it occurred to me that our resident freak and friend, Judas the Muppet, has completely lost his mind... after that hackmaster incident.

 

just a few minutes ago I read from him in the movie section. Oh crap, better read by yourself...

 

"Well f-u-c-k IkonBoard!!!! F-u-c-k them with a big black dildo until their asses are so bruised from the sodomy that they no longer can s-h-i-t sitting down...."

 

... you see, since we've all got a fanboy inside ourselves, I decided to introduce you 10 new idols for Jude to glorify... vote and save this man!?

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

La Parka loves all the little children, all the little children of the world...except Judas. He hopes he withers and dies.

 

Not even La Parka is beyond reproach.

 

I have no idea who this "Doritos dog" is. Unless it's Ali Landry, and then I'll be forced to slap you.

 

Go worship Ali Landry Judas. All supermodels need a stalker.

[Guest Army Eye]

I don't know who the Doritos dog is but he sounds quite fetching

[Guest BankHoldup]

Judas should begin to follow Jay Bower around now, just my suggestion... I figure there's a new era and all with *cue New TNN commercial mode* THE NEW smarks forum, so Judas should pick a new person to stalk.  Jay is as good as anyone else, well, except for maybe LaParka.

[Guest JAMES900]

Nah it's got to be la parka because La Parka is the chairman of the board.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

someone explain this to me, i mustve missed his posts

[Guest Choken One]

It's impossible to explain Judas in one sitting, let's just say he is shockful of nuts sleeping in the cuckoo's nest.

[Guest Banky]

He should watch some Kevin Smith flicks and learn how to vent his frustrations like Brodie.  He can find a new hero by watching him....

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

no, I just think he'd masturbate less than 10 times a day in front of the computer.

 

Let's set on 2/3 times like me and call it a day.

[Guest JAMES900]

You put adlof hitler up there but everyone knows scott is hitler I mean we've all seen the pic.

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

that's why I said Hitler's carcass. so it doesn't create confusion

[Guest JAMES900]

Oh yeah didn't see the carcass bit at the end.  Well then carry on......

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I say Brent Bozell, cause Judas would make him crazy and that would be a good thing.

[Guest Kinetic]

This is all very interesting, but how did you come to the conclusion that Bradshaw has a big wang?  And why would that interest Judas?  Judas is many things, but homosexual is not one of them.  His raging heterosexuality creates a sort of glow that emenates from each of his posts and powers my home for days.  Judas bashing is one thing, but to accuse him of being anything short of a man's man will not be tolerated.

[Guest MARTYEWR]

I think I'm going to start kissing Scott Keith's ass heavily myself, if only because it'll get me the attention Judas has been getting, plus maybe it'll mean more publicity for Extreme Warfare Revenge (thumbs up, cheap pop).

 

Seriously, all the Judas topics need to be put to rest, if only because his wacko posting has been causing you guys to give him the attention that he so does not deserve. Hell, you even have a poll on him now? Who is he now, Dave Scherer??? Seriously, put this whole "Judas is upset at the Hackmaster" thing away, and get back to bitching about the Undertaker or something.