Miss Smartmarks II

[Guest Kingpk]

East Bracket

 

(1) Salma Hayek 15

(4) Stacy Kiebler 12

 

(13) Shakira 19

(2) Trish Stratus 8

 

West Bracket

 

(1) Jennifer Lopez 17

(5) Christina Ricci 10

 

(6) Rebecca Romjin-Stamos 17

(7) Tia Carrere 10

 

South Bracket

 

(1) Alyssa Milano 18

(5) Alyson Hannigan 9

 

(3) Rachel Leigh Cook 13

(2) Brooke Burke 14

 

North Bracket

 

(1) Denise Richards 16

(13) Katherine Heigl 11

 

(3) Angelina Jolie 15

(2) Jennifer Aniston 12

 

Southeast Bracket

 

(1) Liz Hurley 13

(12) Kirsten Dunst 14

 

(14) Lisa Guerrero 16

(2) Beyonce Knowles 11

 

Midwest Bracket

 

(1) Eliza Dushku 22

(13) Jamie Lynn Sigler 5

 

(3) Michelle Branch 14

(10) Tara Reid 13

 

Pacific Bracket

 

(1) Jessica Alba 23

(4) Kristin Kreuk 4

 

(3) Jessica Simpson 15

(2) Halle Berry 12

 

Northeast Bracket

 

(1) Jennifer Love Hewitt 19

(4) Shannon Elizabeth 7

 

(11) Charisma Carpenter 14

(2) Catherine Zeta Jones 13

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I can deal with Ally jobbing to the overrated Alysa Milano..

(3) Rachel Leigh Cook 13

(2) Brooke Burke 14

But this sickens me

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

(1) Denise Richards 16

(13) Katherine Heigl 11

Booooooo

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

(1) Liz Hurley 13

(12) Kirsten Dunst 14

I shall boo what what has already been booed, as well as the above. I am shocked and saddened by this tragic turn of events.

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

(1) Jessica Alba 23

(4) Kristin Kreuk 4

 

What the fuck went wrong in this round?????

 

I agree with the above Liz Hurley, Katherine Heigl and RACHAEL LEIGH COOK got jobbed!

 

I can understand Hurley and Heigl since their opponents (Denise Richards and Kirsten Dunst) have a big following even though I find nothing special about them (yes, that's right, I find nothing attractive AT ALL about Richards and Dunst whom a lot of guys consider "goddesses" UGH )

 

But COOK losing to Burke...you've lost your minds!!!

 

Also, START WATCHING "SMALLVILLE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yes, Jessica Alba is a 10, but Kristin Kreuk is a 20...she's a motherfucking beautiful angel on Earth)

 

There's no way she should have been creamed like that...

[Guest chirs3]

(3) Rachel Leigh Cook 13

(2) Brooke Burke 14

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

 

*rips nearby paper towel to shreds*

 

Let the politically-motivated voting begin... I don't care who she's facing, Brooke is going DOWN.

 

EDIT: And now THIS?!

 

(1) Alyssa Milano 18

(5) Alyson Hannigan 9

 

There is no God.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

(3) Rachel Leigh Cook 13

(2) Brooke Burke 14

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

 

*rips nearby paper towel to shreds*

 

Let the politically-motivated voting begin... I don't care who she's facing, Brooke is going DOWN.

 

EDIT: And now THIS?!

 

(1) Alyssa Milano 18

(5) Alyson Hannigan 9

 

There is no God.

Alyssa Milano is better than Brooke freakin Burke anyways. Ugh...how did she beat RLC? The world is insane.

 

It's sad that Kreuk went down too, but she was facing very stiff competition, considering Alba seems to be extremely popular.

 

I think we should post pictures of some of our favorites in the newest tourney post. I see a suprising amount of votes for Michelle Branch over Eliza Dushku, which I find creepy and weird. I think I'll try and find a nice pic of her to upload, and I suggest everyone do the same for other hotties that might get jobbed out unfairly.

 

Also: I feel sorry for your paper towel, chirs3.

 

Oh, and Willow jobbing was also somewhat inevitable, especially to someone as well known as Alyssa Milano. Does anyone who doesn't watch Buffy even know who Alyson Hannigan is? It's easy to arbitrarily vote for someone you have seen vs someone you haven't. Blah.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Rachel Leigh Cook losing to Brooke Burke is criminal.

[Guest benoitrules2000]

What the fuck is with all the brook burke hatred?

I find nothing at all special about rachel leigh cook!

 

Jessica alba's hot and all but C'MON PEOPLE IT'S KRISTIN FREAKIN KREUK!!!!

 

*Runs away into a corner and cries*