OAOAST IntenseZone - 10/28/02

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Opening Segment: Pre-Show

 

A video highlight package is shown of the last month

focusing on the distrust between BPP, Zack, AS, and

Tony, with ominous music playing in the background.

 

IZHD: October 7th

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Great. Just great. Let me tell you something, Watts. I

busted my ass trying to make the OaOast the best thing

going in the world! If you think somebody in the Board

sent you that letter -- maybe you're right. However, I

would bet the house that I didnt send that. There's

only one person who has the most to gain from seeing

me & you tear the shit out of each other -- that's our

very own Commissioner, Big Poppa Popick.

 

BPP looks SHOCKED.

 

later that night...

 

Alfdogg has been thrown threw his Cadillac window

headfirst. His body hangs limp as blood drips down.

EMT’s are attending lightly, being careful to not

damage his neck anymore than it already has been.

Tony: Cut the camera! Cut the…

EMT: Sir, we found this note on Alfdogg’s person.

::So you think we’re a joke eh? Take this

evidence…lightly, and maybe you’ll be next.

Tony: Cut the damn camera already! Where’s BPP god

damnit! CUT THE FUCKING CAMERA NOW!

 

IZHD: October 21st

 

BILL

How do I know you envy Commissioner Popick?

 

TONY

What the hell does that mean? Are you saying I somehow

hate Popick that I would set him up.

 

Later that evening...

 

Big Poppa Popick makes his way down ringside. As he

does, he begins talking into the mic.

 

“Keep the cameras rolling people. This show stays on.

Now, listen up, specially to you Tony. We’ve known for

a long time that something, some betrayal, was going

to happen. So now that I’ve got credible information

that the betrayer is you Tony. You.”

 

“So before you think you can take all this away from

us, get your ass out here. This match isn’t

sanctioned. I’m just going to prevent you from being a

witness to what you seek to do. Because at doomsday,

I’m going to cancel….

 

"Simply Ravishing" plays and Tony the Body reluctantly

comes out with Big Poppa Popick already in the ring

awaiting him. This match comes off the heels of weeks

of these two accusing each other of betrayal to the

OaOasT. Just this morning BPP received a package of

incriminating evidence against Tony…

 

Tony slides into the ring and removes his feather

boas. BPP steps right up to his face and starts

chewing him out. Tony responds the same, clearly

saying "It's YOU!." BPP and Tony finally come to blows as

the crowd chants "Sell-out," but to whom?

 

The lights go off, cameras flash and reveal four men

entering the ring.

 

The lights go on, and there is a man at each

turnbuckle, covered in black clothing with a black

hood. They jump BPP and Tony immediately, leaving

these men with no chance at offense.

 

BPP gets picked up by two and hit with a modified WWe

style Dudley Death Drop. Tony receives far worse,

getting hit with a double-team spike piledriver.

 

Tony's body crumples to the mat as BPP rolls groggily

around. Two masked men grab chairs and thrown them to

their counterparts. The swing and hit BPP with a

double chairshot to the head, causing his ears to

rupture and crimson to stain the mat. BPP falls down.

The lights dim, then all the lights in the arena go

out.

 

They come back on, the masked men are gone.

In the middle of the ring, spelled out in red, lies

one word.

"Doomsday"

 

Zack Malibu stands in the ring, his hands red, his

face shocked.

 

OaOasT Doomsday: October 26th

 

AS SLAPS CWM. CWM takes a few steps back then SHOVES

AS. AS then touches CWM in the chest with his finger.

CWM falls down like he just got shot. AS quickly

covers him. Jack Doan counts 1-2-3!

 

Crowd ERUPTS

DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

JIM ROSS

What the hell?!

 

TONY "THE BODY"

I can't believe it.

 

MICHAEL BUFFER

The winner -- and NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE

WORLD, ANGLE-SAULT!

 

We CUT backstage and see a bunch of yelling coming out

of the catering room, which has been blocked by a BUS.

Bill Watts gets into the ring and confronts CWM & the

new OaOast Champion, AS.

 

JIM ROSS

The Chairman of the Board of Directors is trying to

figure out what the hell just happened.

Angle-Plex & Some Guy quickly rush the ring with FOUR

baseball bats in hand, and a red, white, and blue

FANNYPACK.

 

JIM ROSS

Now what?

AP & SG HIT Bill Watts in the leg with the bats, then

THROW the other two to CWM & AS, who then WHACK Bill

in the head with the bats.

 

JIM ROSS

MY GOD! They just hit Bill Watts, a man old enough to

be their father in the head with the bat.

Zack Malibu & BPP (Who is taped up) come to Bill's

aid, but the four men in the ring are too much to

handle.

 

JIM ROSS

W--What in the--I can't believe this.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Ross, I'm going to get the scoop on this.

 

JIM ROSS

Alright. Tony is going to interview the new World

Champion, Anglesault.

 

Tony heads in the ring to interview the new Champion.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Anglesault, what in the World is going on here?

 

ANGLESAULT

What's going on? You're asking me "what's going on"?

This is what's going on.

AS HITS Tony with the OaOast Title.

The CHEERS turn to JEERS as the crowd is pissed at

AS's attack on Tony.

 

JIM ROSS

GOOD GOD! This is out of control.

AP hands AS the red, white, and blue, FANNYPACK. AS

UN-ZIPS the pack and takes out some sort of small

bottles, and hands one to each of the men in the ring.

The FOUR men tear the shirts off of Zack, Bill, BPP &

Tony -- flip them around then...

(Over the PA system)

a....W...o!

 

JIM ROSS

Oh, my God.

AS, AP, CWM & SG then spray-paint "aWo" on the backs

of Zack, Bill, BPP & Tony.

AS hands over the OaOast Title to CWM, who holds it

up. AS then spray-paints "aWo" on the title.

The aWo look into the camera and say "This is for you,

Sandman. Welcome aboard." Then all four aWo members

flash the aWo 4-eva hand-sign.

 

JIM ROSS

We're out of time. The aWo is back, stronger than ever

before. And may God have mercy on our OaOast souls.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Opening Segment: Tony’s Startling Promo

 

There is no introduction of IntenseZone!. We cut

straight to the ring where Tony the Body is standing.

 

TONY "THE BODY"

Cut the music. What I'd like to have right now, is for

that Kurt Angle wannabe, Bradshaw anal loving, Edge

hating, Test sucking, son of a bitch, Anglesault to

come out here and take his ass whipping like a man.

 

JIM

Wow.

(Crowd ROARS in approval)

 

TONY

But you know what...? The new OaOast Champion isn't

here yet.

(Crowd boos)

 

TONY

You see, Anglesault and his male orgy partners -- who

are better known as the aWo -- are scared to death of

the OaOast. Well, I take that back...they're scared to

death of me.

(Crowd cheers)

 

TONY

Last night at Doomsday, I was attacked for only doing

my job -- that being an interviewer for the OaOast. I

could care less for the Chairman of the OaOast Board

of Directors, Bill Watts getting hit in the head by a

baseball bat, 'cuz I don't like him.

(Crowd pops)

 

Tony

Now, some of you might be saying: "Tony, you really

got pissed at BPP, thinking he was apart of this "big

surprise." Shouldn't you say sorry?" To those people I

say: kiss my rich ass. I don't like BPP. Hell, I

haven't liked him dating back to the days where we

were working in the same office running the OaOast.

And he hasn't changed a bit. He never does anything on

time. I told him something was going down. But NOOOOO!

BPP didn't care. BPP didn't listen. Now look at him.

He lost his North American title.

 

JIM

Tony isn't holding anything back.

 

TONY

For that matter, look at this whole damn company.

Watts is senile and has a concussion. BPP is banged up

from getting his ass kicked in the Deathmatch

tournament.

 

But you know what...? I'm going to correct all of the

bullshit happening. I said my wrestling days were

over...and I'm right. But the fight is still in him.

(Crowd pops)

 

TONY

Anglesault...next month we have a little Pay-Per-View

called "Breakdown." And guess what...?

 

JIM

Uh-oh.

 

TONY

I'm challenging you to a OaOast Title match, next

month at Breakdown. Do you have the balls...or should

I say the M & M's to accept?

(Huge Pop)

 

JIM

Yeah! Yeah! Hear that Anglesault?

 

CUE: Kid Rock's "Cowboy"

(Crowd boos)

Bill appears at the top of the entrance, wearing a

bandage over his head due to the baseball bat shot to

the head.

 

BILL WATTS

Tony, I hate to tell you this. But there's a ranking

system for a shot at the World's Heavyweight

Championship.

 

TONY

Dammit, Watts! I'm challenging Anglesault, not Triple

H. Although I'm pretty sure I could kick both of their

asses as once.

(Crowd Pops)

 

TONY

One's too jacked up. The other needs to get jacked up

because he looks Mini-Me from the Austin Powers

movies.

 

JIM

Ha.

 

TONY

Plus, Billy boy. We tried to set up a ranking system

before, but it never got off the ground. Thanks BPP.

(Crowd laughs)

 

TONY

Now gimme my damn title shot. We shot the angle, now

it's time to have the big pay-off.

 

JIM

Uh, um...that's wrestling talk for give me the title

shot, folks.

 

JIM

(in background)

We're shattering kayfabe again.

 

BILL

You know what -- I don't have time for you

complaining. However, you will get your title shot

next month at Doomsday.

(Pop)

 

JIM

Alright.

BILL

For the first time ever in OaOast history...we're

gonna have a 6-Pack Challenge for the OaOast Title.

 

JIM

What?

 

BILL

It will be Angle-Plex vs. Big Poppa Popick vs.

CobainWasMurdered vs. vs. Anglesault vs. Tony "The

Body" vs. the #1 Contender, Zack Malibu.

 

JIM

What a match!

 

BILL

Let me make it clear to the aWo members in the match.

If you boys are tagged in at any time during the

match, you better make contact or you will be DQ'ed

from the match and you will be met with a fine and

suspension. And the "Outlaw" rule is in effect.

 

You can't pin each other in a quick matter. At

Breakdown, you six will hook 'em up, and find out

whose the best. Oh, and by the way, there will be

a guest commentator taking Tony's place in the

broadcast booth that will "shock the world."

 

JIM

My God! What an announcement! What a night Breakdown

will be. Tony "The Body" is coming out of retirement.

A 6-Pack Challenge match for the OaOast Title has been

signed. And a guest commentator. What?

 

We're gonna find out who's the guest commentator now?

CUE: Guns 'N Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"

 

VOICE-OVER

At Breakdown, the OaOast will shock the world. A man

who many consider to be the best color commentator of

all-time returns to wrestling and makes his OaOast

debut. That man is...

 

We see the back side of a man standing wearing a cap

and leather jacket with feather boas. That man turns

around.

 

MAN

Jesse "The Body" Ventura! That's right. Jesse "The

Body" makes his OaOast debut calling the action

ringside at Breakdown. Order the pay-per-view now!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Second Segment: Breakdown (no commercial break)

 

As Tony is still in the ring, the familiar tunes of

"Aww Naw" start to be heard, bringing the crowd to its

feet in a mass frenzy to see who is coming out.

 

The arena darkens, then pyro explodes a la Jericho,

and POPICK flashes up on the screen. BPP is standing

right underneath the AngleTron, mike in hand, as the

crowd cheers.

 

BPP

Tony? What's gotten into you? Knocked a little loopy?

Well I don't care what happened. I wrestled three times last

night and still tried to come out to save OUR boss.

You, you just interview and act like you don't care

 

DAMMIT TONY! Our company just got taken over last night.

And you blame ME?

 

TONY

You've been grossly incompetent since you became

Commissioner. How our ratings…

 

BPP

Our Ratings? We just had our highest rated show 2

weeks ago! UNDER MY SUPERVISION. Fast Times at

Pittsburgh High, YOU STOLE that idea from me you

Son of a <censored>!

 

BPP enters the ring and stares directly into Tony's

eyes. Tony doesn't move, but stares back.

 

VOICE

Whoah! Whoah!

 

Zack comes running down to the ring.

 

ZACK

Fellas, calm down. Seriously man, you guys need to

chill out. I mean, I'm not even upset that I'm not

getting a straight up title shot.

 

TONY

Are you insinuating...

 

ZACK

Wait, Tony, No I ...

 

Tony rears back and levels Zack with a hard right

punch.

 

BPP then nails Tony with a hard left, sending Tony

down. The Commish mounts Tony, assailing him with

rights and lefts galore. Zack pulls BPP off, but BPP

nails Zack... Enraged Zack tackles BPP through the

middle rope, The two exchange punches on the outside,

when Tony finally recovers to launch himself over the

top rope, splashing both men!

 

All three men are laid out as officials finally make

their way out, separating each of the men.

 

-Commercial Break-

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Third Segment: Triple Threat Match

Tony the Body vs. Big Poppa Popick vs. Zack Malibu

 

When the cameras come back, all three men are still around the ring, demanding a matchup. Jim Doan, our senior referee, dons a referee’s shirt and rings the bell, in what appears to be a triple threat matchup under one fall wins all rules.

 

The three men pace around, leary and mistrusting of each other’s actions. Popick finally makes the first move, lunging at Tony, pushing him into the turnbuckle and nailing some vicious shoulder thrusts in his rib cage.

 

Popick stands back, surveying a heaving Tony, and gets clasped by Zack from behind. Release Full German and BPP flops over on his head, knocked out. Zack goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count only as Tony recovers to hit a double axehandle on Zack’s back to break up the pinfall.

 

Tony dusts off an old-school finisher on Zack. Clasping Zack with a full-nelson, Tony lifts Zack up, perpendicular to his shoulder. One hand wrapped around Zack’s neck, the other on the small of his back. Tony drops to his knees, the whiplike effect burying Tony’s shoulder into Zack’s sensitive neck. Zack flops like a dead fish, and rolls onto his stomach.

 

Tony takes a breather, and after a few seconds, crawls over to Zack and flips him over, covering for a long 2 count, with BPP getting over to dropkick Tony in the head right before the hand fell a third time.

 

Tony rolls back towards the ropes, resting on his back. BPP jumps over Tony, hits the second rope and nails a 450 splash! BPP keeps on top, and covers..1..2..no! Tony kicked out!

 

BPP cusses out loud in frustration, and trips over Zack who is just starting to recover…Instinctively, Zack grabs BPP’s leg and hooks, getting a quick two count on a surprised Commissioner.

 

BPP grabs Zack and throws him over the top rope, but then hangs to his arms, stretching Zack out,finally letting him go flopping to the floor.

 

BPP turns right around into an unprotected chairshot by Tony! Blood spurts from BPP’s forehead, it already being ripped to shreads at Doomsday last night. Tony readies for another shot.

 

CUE: “American Dream”

Dusty Rhodes comes walking out to the roar of the crowd’s approval. Tony stands with the bloody chair, but lets it drop to the ground as Dusty ascends the stairs to the ring. He pulls a mic from his pants pocket.

 

DUSTY RHODES

Tony! Put down the chair and stay right there. Zack, get yourself on up! BPP.. *Dusty looks at a near-unconscious BPP* well, umm, I guess you can just stay there.

 

Now listen here! I might be considered old, out of shape, incompatible with today’s wrestling world, but I was for a long time a good friend of Bill Watts, a good friend of the OaOasT, and I cannot bear the thought that you three are going to sit here and fight each other when the real problem has yet to even get here.

 

Boys, they’re taking your promotion away from you. I can’t help you get it back, but if you boys put yourselves together, I know you can do it.

 

Daddy says, don't do the fighting in pub-lic.

 

 

BPP (regaining consciousness)

Do What? :: Faints again ::

 

Dusty grabs Tony’s hand and leads him off like an old father. Zack, seeing BPP nearly out, drapes one hand over his neck and drags the Commissioner out of the ring area.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Fourth Segment: Tag Team Title Match

Jingus and Masked Mystery Eskimo vs.

Greenmist and Nazmistry ©

 

“Ice, Ice Baby” blares as Jingus and the Masked Mystery Eskimo come scowling faces and all to ringside, MME and Jingus both throw up the ring apron and grab the a ladder and a chair respectively, then climb into the ring and awaiting the reigning champions

 

“Dawn of the Angry” plays and Nazmistry with Greenmist come out to a massive ovation. These men have held the titles for 16 straight weeks, will this be just another week for these two?

 

Seeing Jingus and MME already armed, the champions take their time entering the ring. They manage to get into the ring, armed themselves with chairs, and square off against the challengers.

 

Jingus and Greenmist Parry with a chair, while NazMistry jumps on top of the swinging ladder from MME and chairshots him in the head! A quick cover gets two until JIngus pastes Naz with a vicious chairshot to the back. JIngus no-sells Greenmist’s chairshot to the back, and grabs GM’s chair away, smashing both into GM’s head, knocking him out!

 

MME signals to Jingus and they erect the ladder…it seems a little too short, but MME and Jingus climb anyways. Halfway up, NazMistry and Greenmist tip the ladder over, with Jingus carrying over the top rope and Eskimo crotching on the top rope. Nazmistry and Greenmist sprint to the ropes and hit a double dropkick to Eskimo from both sides! Eskimo falls over and collapses into the ring!

 

Naz sets the ladder back up, and he goes to retrieve the titles. Greenmist steps outside to stop Jingus from coming in.

 

Naz reaches the top of the ladder and reaches for the title belt, but he’s about two inches two short. This small delay gives Eskimo a chance to tip the ladder over to the other side. However, Naz thinks fast and jumps off, hitting a modified cross-body on MME as the ref gets a very long two count. He almost had it!

 

Meanwhile, Jingus has bested Greenmist, and promptly DEVILBOMBS him through our Canadian Announce Table. The audio is out for all of our Canadian fans for the rest of the broadcast…sorry.

 

Jingus comes back in as Naz pulls up MME. And Naz meets and Jingus clothesline. Jingus whips Naz into the ropes and goes for a big boot, but naz slides under, whack MME in the head with a stiff kick, and in the same motion, pops around and stiffs Jingus in the jaw! Jingus goes sliding out under the bottom rope, with Naz Immediately hitting a plancha, wiping both men out! Eskimo decides to join the fun, and hits an Asia Moonsault on both as well!

 

This gives Greenmist some time to recover. He pulls himself into the ring and brings the ladder up. This time, he slowly pulls himself up and is nearer to the title, barely touching it.

 

The crowd stands up as Reject runs down. The camera picks him up as he slides in the ring, intent on knocking the ladder down. But the camera didn’t pick up Thunderkid, who Spears Reject before he gets to the ladder. Reject rolls through the spear and immediately picks Thunderkid up, Powerbombing him outside and into the hard mat floor.

 

Reject comes back over to the ladder, and climbs opposite Greenmist’s side. GM was too busy looking at the title and gets hit in the stomach visciously *cameras later show brass knucks being used* GM lays across the ladder as Reject climbs to the tippy top, holding GM with a back clasp. BELLY TO BACK Suplex off the ladder! Greenmist’s spine has a sickening crack as he hits the mat floor hard, Reject was able to stay on the ladder. Reject takes this cue to leave.

 

MME and Naz recover on the outside and begin to fight near the ramp. Jingus spies Greenmist outside, and lumbers over to roll GM into the ring. The cover is elementary.

 

Your winner, and new Tag Team champions, Jingus and Masked Mystery Eskimo

 

Any celebration is cut short as EMT’s hit the ring. In an unusual manner, Jingus and MME allow the EMT’s through, which may signal that GM’s injuries are legit.

 

NazMistry and Thunderkid go out with Greenmist.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Fifth Segment: In-Crowd turned Inside Out

 

 

“Popular” hits, as the crowd rises to their feet! It’s the In Crowd! Zack Malibu, Bif Everchad, new OAOAST X-Title and King of the DeathMatch EvenflowDDT, and in a surprise, Alison is by Evenflow’s side again!

 

Zack is pacing around the ring. Evenflow, stitched, bandaged, and bruised from head to toe, relaxes as best he can in the corner, with Alison sitting by in his lap. The OAOAST X Title sits her waist. Bif Everchad leans back on the ring ropes, sipping from a bottle of water. All three men have a mic, since they are too good to share!

 

BE:"What a night, huh guys?"

 

ZM:"What a night? Yeah, what a fucking night..."

 

EfDDT:"Zack man, chill out. Look, I'm with ya, we all are. But put a friggin' smile on your face, The In Crowd just added some gold to their ranks!"

 

ZM:"Oh really. And at what cost, may I ask? Look at what you had to go through."

 

EfDDT:"But I made it."

 

ZM:"I know, 'Flow, but that's not the point. I'm just..."

 

Zack, angry and frustrated, slams his fist into the turnbuckle, trying to plant his fist through the post.

 

BE:"DUDE! Shit, do we have to pay for that or something?"

 

EfDDT:"Number one, we can afford it. Number two, most arenas are forgiving when it comes to celebrity caused damage. I mean, Motley Crue used to fuck groupies in the lobby, or piss on the catering. You think they're worried about a hole in their ring?"

 

The In Crowd begins to argue, until something comes over the loudspeakers.

 

A

W

O

 

The crowd is shocked, as Sandman9000, bandaged from head to toe and without his belt, limps out to the ring. Sandman has a disturbing smile on his face, since the aWo, baseball bats in hand, follow him down to the ring. Zack and Bif push Evenflow and Alison behind them, standing guard against whatever the aWo might do. Sandman slowly rolls into the ring, wincing the entire time, and asks for a mic.

 

“Move. This doesn’t involve you two. They’re just here to ensure nothing bad happens. You two move. This is between me and him.”

 

Zack grabs a mic from Evenflow.

 

“The hell it isn’t! You just don’t learn, do you? You can’t beat him! He’s better then you in every way! You’ll never amount to sh…”

 

Zack is cut off as Evenflow grabs the mic and steps between a stunned Zack and Bif, standing three feet away from his arch enemy. Evenflow drops the X-Title on the ground between them.

 

“This. This isn’t about the belt at all, is it?”

 

Sandman shakes his head no.

 

“What is this about? Why do you keep doing this to me, to us ::points at Alison:: and to us? ::points at Sandman:: Why can’t you let it end?”

 

Sandman looks down at the ground for a moment before looking back up and answering.

 

“Why? Because I can’t let this end unless it is on my own terms. I can’t let someone who I feel is below me on every level defeat me time after time. It’s not in my nature to give up. I can’t let this go until I get what I want, which is me defeating you. It isn’t over until I get what I want.”

 

“Then why? It may be your nature, but why do you go to such lengths to hurt me, to hurt yourself? You realize that you’ve destroyed yourself in your attempt to get me, don’t you? You are all alone now. You have nothing except your hate, man!”

 

Sandman angrily responds.

 

“I have nothing because of you! It is your fault that I’m a miserable wreck of a man! Look at us, Evenflow! We are both burned from head to toe from last night, and if you don’t think I wouldn’t do it again in a heartbeat, you are the dumbest person in the world. You see, I don’t care if I have to die to beat you. It will be worth it! I don’t care about that belt, I don’t care about your group, I don’t give a fuck about this whole federation. All I care about is beating you!”

 

Sandman pauses for a minute to catch his breath, wipes his burnt hair back, and speaks.

 

“But you’re right. I’m tired of fighting. We’ve been going around on this circle ever since we both got here, and we are just doing the same dance over and over. Well, I’m tired of it. It ends, and it ends here tonight! Not at some TV special, not at some Pay Per View, this whole dance ends tonight!”

 

Evenflow looks semi-concerned.

 

“Why? You know what will happen? I’ll just beat you again! Can’t you accept that fact that you simply can’t defeat me? I’ll beat you again in some bloody mess of a match, and you’ll go off and find some other match that is even more brutal and challenge me again, and try to kill yourself once more in another losing effort! Why don’t you just stop now, and quit killing me and yourself? Why?”

 

Sandman smiles and responds.

 

“Because this is the end. This is the last match between us. We said before that the no-rope barbed wire match between us would be the end, and it wasn’t. You thought that last night would be the end, and it wasn’t. This is it. No more between us after this. I don’t care about the belt, I care about beating you. This is it. This is the end. Sandman vs. Evenflow, tonight, for the last time.”

 

The crowd cheers, as Evenflow asks for silence. Alison is practically spazzing out behind Zack and Bif, who are standing behind Evenflow, shocked.

 

“You promise this will be the end? No more after this? You’ll finally leave me alone, even if you lose?”

 

Sandman nods.

 

“Fine. You get what you want.”

 

Alison shrieks and runs out from behind Bif, getting into Evenflow’s face and grabs the mic.

 

“NO! No, no, no, no, no! There will be no more matches between you two! I won’t allow it. You ::points at Evenflow:: promised that this would be over! I came back because you said that this whole thing between you two was over! Don’t you lie to me! I love you, but if you go through with this match, it’s over between us! What is more important, our love or this bullshit you two have with each other? What is it? Don’t you love me? What is it?”

 

Evenflow takes the mic and speaks to everyone and no one.

 

“Sandman, as long as we are going to finish this off, I might as well admit some things. You’ve changed me, man. I used to be this decadent slacker, but you’ve turned me into a person who can feel, can love, and then you have changed me back. I mean, you are probably the only one who can understand my emotions going into last night; how badly I wanted to hurt you.”

 

Nobody looks shocked. The In Crowd and aWo stare holes at each other. Neither group is prepared to give an inch.

 

“But, Babe, I’m sorry. I love you, but this is something I need to take care of.”

 

The crowd boos, as Alison stares at Evenflow, a mixture of rage and heartbreak in her face. The tears stream down her face, until she finally explodes, turning and leaving the ring, shoving her way past the aWo, sprinting down the aisle while covering her face. Evenflow turns back to Sandman.

 

“So, you and me, one last time.”

 

Sandman nods, but before he can speak, Bill Watts comes limping down to the ring. The aWo look on amusement, as Watts is severely injured from their attack last night.

 

“NO! This will NOT be happening on my show! We will not be having another display of what happened last night on television! Absolutely not, not on my watch! In face, Sandman, I’m thinking another suspension, maybe longer this time, will do you go. So, on behalf of the entire OAOAST, Sand…”

 

Sandman grabs the mic back from Watts and speaks to Evenflow.

 

“Why do we add a little insurance in to ease our friend here. I win, I have what I wanted. You win, not only is this thing over, I leave you alone, but I leave the OAOAST forever.”

 

The crowd gasps at this revelation. Watts suddenly seems lightened by Sandman’s idea.

 

“So, if you lose tonight Sandman, you’re gone? Gone for good?”

 

“For good.”

 

Watts suddenly seems proud of the match.

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, for the last time ever anywhere, Sandman9000 vs. EvenflowDDT!”

 

The crowd cheers, until Sandman grabs the mic again.

 

“Not yet. You see, we just need to add a little stipulation to the match.”

 

Evenflow rolls his eyes and speaks out of frustration.

 

“Now what? What kind of sick gimmick do you have now? Another 200 lightbulbs? Another exploding ring match? Why don’t we just shoot each other with loaded guns? What the fuck do you possibly have for us now?”

 

Sandman pauses before speaking.

 

“I Quit.”

 

The crowd gasps again, as with such a stipulation, who knows who will win.

 

“See ya later buddy.”

 

Sandman drops the mic and heads up the ramp. Evenflow looks confident, while Watts and the In Crowd both look concerned, unsure at what they have just witnessed?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Sixth Segment: The beginning of the end

 

Evenflow is seen backstage trying to find Alison, to explain to her again why this is all so necessary.

 

Zack catches up with him.

 

ZACK

Evenflow, buddy, she's in our locker room, distraught, you don't need to be near her.

 

EVENFLOW

But buddy, I ...

 

ZACK

I understand. Win your match, and all will be right with the In-Crowd again. You, me, Bif, and Alison can all be happy...

 

EVENFLOW

Wasn't Bif with you?

 

ZACK

Yea, HOLY SHIT!

 

EVENFLOW

Where's Bif?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Seventh Segment: When "Angles" Fall

 

Officials run to the back parking lot, finding Mike Van Siclen laid out, aWo spraypainted on his back. As Van Siclen stirs, Bill Watts comes out to survey what has happened.

 

BILL WATTS

Who did this Van? aWo?

 

VAN SICLEN

I want a match, with Angle-Plex, now…Tell them.

 

BILL WATTS

They’re in the ring right now.

 

VAN SICLEN

Then I’ll be meeting them there.

 

”Shut Em Down” rocks the arena as Mike Van Siclen comes out in a rage. He just runs to the ring and awaits Angle-Plex

 

“aWo Porno” blares in the arena as the Angle-Plex comes out alone, sporting the North American TV Title. He takes his time soaking up all the boos *and all the while losing points of overness*.

 

The two look at each other, until Angle-Plex makes a motion for Van Siclen to look behind him. Van Siclen turns around right into a Sandman Kendo Stick shot! Van Siclen is bloodied as Angle-Plex tears off VS’s shirt, spray painting a W o on the back of his spinal cord.

 

ANGLEPLEX

NazMistry! You’re next pal!

 

Trash fills the ring

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Eighth Segment: A reason to find reason

CWM/Some Guy vs. Brock Colli and El Dandy

 

Brock Colli and El Dandy are seen in the back, talking about their tag team match against CWM and SomeGuy

 

CWM and SomeGuy are entering the ring with Brock Colli and El Dandy already there discussing strategy.

 

Brock Colli starts off against CWM. Brock with a strong hard right hand which CWM prompty no-sells, giving the old Hogan finger wag. Brock then slaps the spit out of CWM’s face and spears him down, launching rights and lefts until the referee pulls him off. CWM scrambles to tag in Some Guy for the tag, and El Dandy is tagged in by Brock

 

El Dandy walks around Some Guy, scoping him out. It’s been some time since Some Guy has been in the ring, and we’ll have to see how he does. The two lock-up as the crowd begins to boo, with AngleSault, AnglePlex, and Sandman coming out from the backstage area.

 

El Dandy gets the better of Some Guy and sends SG to the ropes, hitting a shoulderblock on SG.

 

AngleSault SPEARS! El Dandy from the far side! Brock Colli jumps into the ring, but gets beltshotted from behind by Angle-Plex. Sandman passes out Kendo sticks and a massive beating ensues, once again with the faces getting their shirts ripped off and a W o spraypainted on them.

 

AngleSault grabs a mic:

 

AS: People, people, calm down!

 

::crowd continues to jeer::

 

AS: I said SHUT THE FUCK UP! I have something I want to say.

 

::Booing intensifies::

 

AS: Eh, good enough. What the fuck else could I expect from you people? It's like dealing with a bunch of preschool children! Much like everyone else in this fucking company!

 

::More booing::

 

AS: You know boys, for months on end, I was "happy" Anglesault. I was "nice" Anglesault. I was everyone's friend. Well, guess what? I played each and every one of you for the stupid, gullible, simple minded fools that you are. I mean, come on, did you really think that I was a NICE guy? I'm the man that has thrown people off fucking cells, and you thought I was a frigging defender of all that is good? Dumbasses.

 

::AS spits::

 

AS: You people took me all for granted for months on end. I was always "there" but was I ever taken seriously? Did any champion even ever MENTION my name? I don't think so. It was always Zack this or BPP that. Well, what the fuck ever happened to Anglesault? The man who MADE this fed what it is today! The very first champion, and the longest reigning. The man who built the most dominant force in the company. The man who made an ass of Treble Cleft at every turn? You all thought that I was washed up? You thought I was over, didn't you? It was your GOD DAMNED BELIEF that Anglesault could be filed in the "legends" pile? Each and every one of you in the back thought I was a washed up has been. You thought Some Guy was gone! You thought Angle-Plex was just some goofy jobber that everyone could laugh at? You thought Sandman was nothing more than a masochistic nutjob! He was just a sideshow that you put up with until your precious Zack and Evenflow and BPP showed up! Hell, half of you people though CWM, the world champion was just holding the belt until Zack or BPP could get it from him, didn't you? Well, guess what? As far as I'm concerned, neither of them will EVER hold this belt, and you are just going to have to live with that! You stupid sons of bitches. You were ALL made into fools. All of you. And you know what? It was fun. It was fun to take everything you believed and totally turn it upside down. You all were just my little play things.

 

::Trash gets thrown into the ring.::

 

AS: One thing that you can believe, boys is that Anglesault is back, and I most certainly am a nasty son of a bitch. And I suggest that you get out of my way, or face the full wrath of the

 

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[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Ninth Segment: The Prelude

 

A video package rolls, to highlight the Sandman9000/EvenflowDDT feud. Corey Taylor’s “Brother” plays over it.

 

The package starts with footage of both men in their early OAOAST days. Back when both men actually got along. Evenflow out cold after being attacked before the Rumble is shown.

 

Next is Evenflow joining the In Crowd, turning his back on Sandman. Clips of Sandman’s obsession with killing Evenflow.

 

Sandman vs. Evenflow from Angle Slam. Evenflow vertebreaking Sandman through a table in the corner. Sandman raking a cheese grater over Evenflow’s face. Zack and Evenflow smashing lightbulbs over Sandman’s head to finish him off.

 

Various silent clips of Evenflow and Sandman cutting promos on each other.

 

Clip of Evenflow introducing Sandman’s sister, Alison, as his girlfriend.

 

Sandman vs. Evenflow in the No Rope Barbed Wire Ladder Match. Clips of various insane bumps involving ladders, barbed wire, tables, lightbulbs, etc. Evenflow finally grabs the belt after blinding Sandman with pepper spray, and shoving him off the ladder through a barbed wire and lightbulb table.

 

More promo clips.

 

Sandman vs. Evenflow vs. Reject in the Tables match. Various table smashing; Sandman and Evenflow fall from the OAOASTron through the Pyramid of Hell.

 

Sandman vs. Evenflow in the 200 Lightbulbs Deathmatch. Evenflow and Zack dragging Sandman through broken glass, Sandman stuffing lightbulbs down Evenflow’s pants and breaking them, more glass smashing clips, and Evenflow winning by hitting the top rope DDT through 50 lightbulbs.

 

More promo clips.

 

Sandman vs. Evenflow from last night, clips of barbed wire boards, C4 boards, lightbulb log cabins, exploding barbed wire, the ring explosion, more violence, and finally Evenflow winning with the DDT onto the C4 board.

 

Tonight’s confrontation, emphasizing the stips for tonight. I Quit, last meeting ever, Sandman is gone if he loses.

 

Graphic shows Evenflow and Sandman, I Quit Match.

 

The video goes from Evenflow and Sandman as friends to arch enemies, before the song ends and fades out.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Tenth Segment: I Quit Match, No Title on the Line

Sandman9000 vs. EvenflowDDT

 

The atmosphere is absolutely electric. Fans around the world know of the hate between Sandman and Evenflow, and the fact that this is the last time that they will ever meet has everyone paying attention. Amazingly, the ring is empty. No lightbulbs, no barbed wire, nothing that could explode, nothing.

 

OAOAST PPV and TV Special announcer JR makes his way down to ringside and takes a seat at the announce table. Normally, JR doesn’t do commentary on IZHD. But this is such a monumental occasion that JR REQUESTED to do commentary!

 

JR

”Bah Gawd folks, this is going to redefine the term slobberknocker! Neither of these two boys could be considered hosses, but they are both crazier then pet coons!”

 

aWo, into “Five Minutes Alone” hits as Sandman9000 makes his way down to the ring, empty handed? Sandman rolls into the ring and stands in the corner, waiting. He is still burnt and bandaged from head to foot. But, this is a “must-win” situation for Sandman. Win, and he accomplishes his goal. Lose, and he’s done.

 

“True Faith” hits as EvenflowDDT makes his way down to the ring, OAOAST X-Title in hand, even though the belt is not on the line in this match. Evenflow is also bandaged from head to toe, from last night’s insane KODM, and the final in particular. Evenflow slowly rolls into the ring, and stands in the opposite corner, handing the belt to a ringside attendant. The ring announcer stands in the middle of the ring, with the official, microphone in hand.

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, your main event for this evening will be the last time ever these two men will meet anywhere! Also, tonight, there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no count-outs, and no disqualifications! The only way you can win this match is by making your opponent say “I Quit” into the microphone!

 

“First, from The Back Alleys of Venice Beach, California. He weighs in at 180 pounds. A former OAOAST Hardcore Champion, and current OAOAST X-Title champion. Representing the In Crowd, this is EvenflowDDT!”

 

Evenflow raises his hand in acknowledgement, as the crowd goes crazy for their beloved Evenflow.

 

“And, from South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He weighs in at 220 pounds. He is the former OAOAST X-Title Champion. If he says “I Quit” tonight, he is gone from the OAOAST forever! Put your hands together, this is Sandman9000!”

 

Sandman takes his bandanas off, as the crowd boos in a fevered passion. Sandman and the OAOAST fans have a distaste for each other that neither side makes a effort to hide.

 

The ring announcer hands the microphone to the official for this match, as the bell is rung and the last ever meeting between Sandman9000 and EvenflowDDT is underway!

 

Both men circle the ring, pondering how the hell they are going to make the other man submit.

 

JR

And we’re underway, folks, in what should be one hell of a match!”

 

Sandman and Evenflow come near each other in the middle of the ring, and amazingly enough, begin to look for a collar and elbow tie up! The two do lock up, both shoving against each other with all of their might! Sandman, with his weight advantage, ends up with the upper hand, and backs Evenflow into a corner. The official gets between both men, looking for a clean break for some strange reason. Even more strange, Sandman gives the clean break!

 

JR

”What the hell?”

 

Both men back to the middle of the ring, and again they lock up! Evenflow with a go behind, and a rear waistlock on Sandman. Sandman counters by breaking Evenflow’s grip and grabbing an arm, with a rear wristlock. Evenflow counters the wristlock and gets a rear lock of his own. Sandman ducks under to counter, and turns it into a standing wristlock. Evenflow with a one handed front handspring, and flips Sandman onto his back! Evenflow tries to drop an elbow, but Sandman moves. Sandman looks for a legdrop, but Evenflow moves. Sandman up and throws a clothesline that Evenflow ducks, while grabbing Sandman’s arm and shooting him into the ropes. Evenflow with a drop down and a leapfrog as Sandman runs the ropes. Evenflow looks for a hiptoss, but Sandman holds on and shoots Evenflow off the ropes instead. Sandman with a drop down, and goes for a Yakuza Kick, but Evenflow goes low with a baseball slide instead. Both men face off, as the crowd gives both men a thunderous standing ovation!

 

JR

”I’m shocked to see both of these young men give such a wrestling exhibition, especially when they are both known for being vicious brawlers! You never know what you will find in the OAOAST!”

 

Both Sandman and Evenflow back to the middle of the ring, and lock up once more. They struggle for a second or two, before breaking the hold. You can literally see both men think “Fuck this,” before throwing a right hand simultaneously!

 

JR

”And here comes the brawl we were all expecting folks!”

 

Sandman and Evenflow being to trade right hands in the middle of the ring. Evenflow gets the upper hand, backing Sandman into the corner with right hands! Evenflow continues to fire away with bloodthirsty rights, looking to punch Sandman’s face in!

 

Evenflow throws a right that Sandman ducks, and reverses the positions. Sandman begins to fire away on Evenflow, trying to plant his fist through Evenflow’s skull. After about seven punches from Sandman, Evenflow reverses positions, and chops Sandman’s burned chest in!

 

JR

”Those chops usually hurt bad enough. But with Sandman’s body in the shape it is in, who knows how bad it is?”

 

Sandman screams in pain, as Evenflow hits a second flesh-tearing chop. Sandman, half out of pain and half out of anger, reverses positions and chops Evenflow’s burnt sternum! Sandman begins to rip the bandages off of Evenflow’s body, before chopping the red skin as hard as he can!

 

Evenflow is in serious agony from the chops, as Sandman hits a second. Evenflow reverses positions, rips the bandages off of Sandman’s chest, and starts chopping away! The crowd has gone from whooo’ing along to the chops to screaming along, knowing what these two men are doing to each other!

 

JR

”What must it feel like, 24 hours after such a DeathMatch tournament, to have to wrestle again? Even moving must feel like being hit by a truck!”

 

After five chops, Evenflow moves Sandman out of the corner and whips him into the ropes, missing a clothesline. Sandman rebounds, and hits a leg lariat on Evenflow. Sandman up to his feet, and throws Evenflow out of the ring, through the ropes! Sandman bounces on the balls of his feet, before running the ropes and going for his No Hands Somersault Plancha, but Evenflow moves, but Sandman lands on his feet! Evenflow punches Sandman, before whipping him into the guardrail, bending it in the process!

 

Sandman is on the ground in agony, as Evenflow grabs Sandman and tries to whip him into the guardrail parallel to their location. However, Sandman holds on, and instead launches Evenflow over the nearby guardrail, into the crowd! Sandman hops over the guardrail and follows Evenflow into the seats!

 

JR

”Heads up folks, these two men can take this fight anywhere, and with these two, we mean anywhere!’

 

Evenflow is back on his feet, as Sandman is dragging him through the sold-out crowd. Sandman tosses Evenflow into a row of seats, sending chairs and fans scattering throughout the floor. Sandman tries to pull Evenflow to his feet, but Evenflow pulls Sandman over, sending Sandman crashing into chairs himself! Both men are obviously slow to pull themselves up, as the events of the past day has more then taken its toll on both of them.

 

Evenflow and Sandman are both slow to their feet. They meet in the sea of turned over chairs, Sandman getting the upper hand. Sandman drags Evenflow through the crowd, heading towards the production area near the stage. Sandman throws Evenflow over the guardrail, onto a table, sending equipment everywhere.

 

JR

”They’re over by the stage folks. Lots of expensive and dangerous stuff over there. Who knows what these two men will do with it?”

 

Sandman hops the guardrail, grabs a VCR, and cracks Evenflow over the skull with it! Evenflow is down on the ground, holding his head, while Sandman throws the broken VCR down and looks for something else. Evenflow slowly stands, as Sandman grabs a camera case and whacks Evenflow across the back with it. Evenflow drops to his knees screaming, as he has been busted open once again!

 

Sandman pulls Evenflow up to his feet, rolls him onto a table, and drags him across, knocking equipment over the whole while! Sandman ends by dragging Evenflow off the table, before grabbing the end one and setting it up near the stage! Sandman places Evenflow on the table, before running around to the side and climbing up the staircase, onto the stage!\

 

JR

”What in the world is that Sandman doing? What kind of crazy crap is he thinking of?”

 

Sandman is on top of the stage, playing to the crowd, while the crowd responds by booing. Sandman grins, moves to the edge of the stage, turns his back, and comes off with a corkscrew moonsault, falling ten feet and driving Evenflow through the table! Both men are down and hurt on the concrete!

 

JR

”Good Lord! Sandman just jumped off the stage and drove Evenflow through that table! Maybe that will get Evenflow to quit!”

 

Sandman is up first, holding his back, which has been opened up from the impact. Sandman calls the official over, and gets the mic.

 

“Hey! Motherfucker! That’s just the beginning. Don’t quit now, cause I’m just starting!”

 

Sandman throws the mic down and pulls Evenflow to his feet by his bloody hair, dragging him out of the table wreckage. Sandman drags Evenflow over to the ramp and tosses him on. Sandman climbs up the ramp, and starts walking towards the back. Evenflow is slow to get up, and as he rises, he sees Sandman wheeling out a shopping cart packed with lightbulbs, objects wrapped in barbed wire, what looks to be a garbage bag with something inside of it, and more!

 

JR

”Oh no. Sandman is bringing the toys to the party. This one is gonna get nasty in a hurry, folks.”

 

Sandman rams the cart into Evenflow, knocking him down the ramp. Sandman parks the shopping cart near the ring, grabs a bundle of six lightbulbs, places it onto the mats on the outside, pulls Evenflow over, and hits a suplex onto the glass, getting it all into Evenflow’s burned back!

 

Sandman smiles, as he rolls Evenflow into the ring. Sandman begins to toss various bundles of lightbulbs into the ring, as well as a barbed wire baseball bat. Sandman places the garbage bag in the corner, and slides in as well. However, Evenflow is up, and catches Sandman with three lightbulbs to the back as he enters!

 

JR

”Glass is bad enough, but when your body is all burnt and scarred and stuff, it’s heinous!”

 

Sandman is writhing in pain, as Evenflow catches him with a shot from the barbed wire bat. Evenflow mounts Sandman from behind and applies a Camel Clutch with the barbed wire bat, raking it across Sandman’s face. The official holds the mic in front of Sandman, but nothing but screams of pain come out.

 

JR

”If Sandman won’t submit from that, what will he say I Quit to?”

 

Evenflow drops the bat, grabs three lightbulbs, and smashes them across Sandman’s back! Evenflow holds on to the shattered ends of the three bulbs, and DRAGS them across Sandman’s already torn and burnt back! Sandman screams in pain, but doesn’t say I Quit!

 

Evenflow places a stack of seven lightbulbs wrapped in the barbed wire in the corner. Evenflow picks Sandman up by his hair and whips him towards the stack, but Sandman slides on the ground to halt his momentum. He turns to see Evenflow charging, looking for the spear, but Sandman leapfrogs Evenflow, causing Evenflow to smash head first through the seven bulbs in the corner!

 

Evenflow falls backward out of the corner, glass falling out of his blood-soaked hair. Sandman grabs a lightbulb with thumbtacks glued to it, and rakes it across Evenflow’s back, before raking it across Evenflow’s forehead! Evenflow doesn’t say I Quit, so Sandman smashes the bulb over Evenflow’s back, the bloody thumbtacks sticking out!

 

JR

”Tacks on glass! What in the world are these two men thinking!”

 

Sandman leaves the ring, looks under the ring apron, and pulls out a board of barbed wire! Sandman slides the board into the ring, and rolls in himself. Sandman props the board into the corner, and turns into two lightbulbs to the head from Evenflow! Sandman is down, spitting out glass!

 

Evenflow grabs four lightbulbs, waits for Sandman to stagger to his feet, and smashes the four bulbs over the back of Sandman’s knee! Sandman collapses to the ground, holding his bleeding left leg in pain, as Evenflow senses his chance. Evenflow applies a back leg lock, stretching the bloody limb. Sandman is in pain, but refuses to quit. Evenflow decides to amplify the pain by STABBING Sandman’s leg with a chunk of broken glass, but Sandman still won’t say it!

 

Evenflow releases the lock, pulls Sandman to his feet, as Sandman is hobbling from the damage inflicted on his left leg. Evenflow whips Sandman towards the barbed wire board, but Sandman reverses and sends Evenflow towards the board. Evenflow blocks by sliding in front of the board. Sandman tries to charge at Evenflow, but can’t get the momentum needed. Evenflow kicks Sandman in the stomach, hooks Sandman up, and takes Sandman through the barbed wire board with a Capture Suplex, damaging Sandman and his bad wheel!

 

JR

”Sandman driven through the barbed wire board! He’s gotta quit now, there is no way he can come back from this!”

 

Sandman is in the wreckage of the barbed wire board, trying to pull the wire out of himself. Evenflow has the mic.

 

JR

“Sandman! End this now! Say ‘I Quit!’ You know you want this to end; don’t hurt yourself even more!”

 

The official holds the mic in front of Sandman, who refuses to respond, more concerned with pulling barbed wire out of his leg. Evenflow, frustrated but unsurprised, comes over to Sandman and starts to stomp on him. Sandman tries to fight off Evenflow, but is unable to do that and free himself at the same time. Evenflow finally pulls Sandman out of the barbed wire board wreckage.

 

Evenflow drags Sandman to the middle of the ring, and kicks him in his bad leg. Sandman drops to one knee, as Evenflow grabs Sandman by his blood-soaked hair and starts to viciously knee Sandman in the face and temple! Sandman tries to block and cover up, but Evenflow continues to pound away with both knees! The official has the mic near Sandman, but is only picking up the thudding sounds of Evenflow’s knees hitting Sandman’s arms and head!

 

JR

”That’s not the way you’re trained, I mean, supposed to treat a fellow human being.”

 

Evenflow finally lets go of Sandman, who falls to the mat. Evenflow grabs a bundle of four lightbulbs, pulls Sandman up to his knees, props the lightbulbs against Sandman’s head, runs the ropes, and knees the lightbulbs into Sandman’s head! Sandman goes down in a shower of glass! Evenflow doesn’t even ask if Sandman gives up, as he leaves the ring, searches under the ring apron, and pulls out a sheet of glass! Evenflow grins as he slides the pane of glass into the ring, along with four chairs.

 

”You think lightbulbs are bad, you haven’t seen pain unless you’ve seen someone go through a pane of glass!”

 

Evenflow opens up the four chairs, and bridges the sheet of glass across all four. Evenflow places a couple bundles of lightbulbs on top of the sheet, about eleven total. Evenflow drags Sandman to his feet, brings him over to the pane, and hooks him up, looking for a Primadonna through the glass! Evenflow lifts Sandman, but can’t get him up enough. Sandman lands back on his good leg, breaks Evenflow’s grip, punches Evenflow in the stomach, and hooks him up for the Edgecrusher! Sandman tries to lift Evenflow, but can’t muscle Evenflow up with his bad leg! Sandman places Evenflow back down, who sets Sandman up for a powerbomb. However, Sandman fights free, and takes Evenflow face first THROUGH THE PANE OF GLASS WITH A FACEBUSTER!

 

JR

”GOOD LORD! Evenflow went face-first through a pane of glass! Sandman can’t be in much better shape!”

 

Sandman and Evenflow are in the wreckage of broken glass. Sandman is writhing in pain, bleeding heavily out of his face, back, and left leg. Evenflow is barely stirring, and has a large pool of blood around his head. The official offers both men a way out, but neither man takes says I Quit.

 

Sandman is up first, as he grabs a chair. Evenflow is also slow to get up, as he grabs a chair as well! Sandman swings first, and cracks Evenflow over the back with the steel! Evenflow cringes in pain, then swings and nails Sandman over the back! Sandman falls to one knee, but is up and nails Evenflow over his bleeding back with the chair once more! Evenflow’s knees bend, but he stays up, and cracks Sandman a second time! Sandman blasts Evenflow over the head with the chair! Evenflow doesn’t go down, as he nails Sandman in the head with the chair as well. Both men nail each other in the head again, and fall to the mat, exhausted.

 

JR

”What a match this is! I don’t think that either of these two men will remain alive long enough to say I Quit!”

 

Sandman and Evenflow stagger to their feet, blood dripping down their entire bodies. Sandman misses a wild right hand, as Evenflow does the same. Sandman grabs Evenflow’s hair, and delivers a headbutt! Evenflow is staggered, then he grabs Sandman and headbutts him! Sandman headbutts Evenflow, who headbutts Sandman! Both men, faces covered in blood, are headbutting each other! Sandman headbutts Evenflow, who wobbles, but returns to headbutt Sandman! Sandman falls onto his ass, but is right back up and headbutts Evenflow! Evenflow headbutts Sandman again! Sandman with a headbutt, Evenflow with a headbutt, finally both men again fall back to the mat, bodies wracked with pain!

 

Both men are barely moving, when the aWo starts to stroll down to the ring! AngleSault, CobainWasMurdered, Some Guy, and Angle-Plex all hang around ringside, with bags by their side, who knows what are in them. SG and AP drop their bags, and pull a table out of ringside.

 

JR

”What in the hell are those damned aWo thugs doing here at ringside? Why can’t they just leave this match alone!”

 

Sandman is up first, as Evenflow is trying to stand. Sandman comes over and fires away at Evenflow, but can’t prevent Evenflow from standing. Sandman hits a right, Evenflow hits a right, Sandman hits a right, Evenflow hits a right, Sandman tries to throw a left kick, but Evenflow blocks, hits a low blow, and goes into the Dirty Frank, hitting two dragon screws on Sandman’s bad wheel! Sandman is screaming, as Evenflow applies a leg bar! Sandman is in absolute agony, and is only freed by CWM entering the ring and stomping on Evenflow!

 

JR

”Goddammit! Those aWo guys ruin everything they touch!”

 

CWM pulls Evenflow to his feet, and delivers a Poly Cutter onto the broken glass! CWM immediately regrets his actions, leaping back to his feet in pain, pulling broken glass out of his arm! It does give Sandman time to recover, as Sandman is back on his feet. Still limping badly, Sandman throws Evenflow out, onto the apron. Sandman follows, and pulls Evenflow to his feet, as they are in front of the table.

 

AP opens up his bag, and pulls out lighter fluid! AP begins to soak the table, as CWM holds Evenflow from inside the ring. Sandman grabs a lightbulb and breaks it over Evenflow’s stomach, as AP finishes soaking the table. SG produces a lighter, as Sandman has the mic.

 

“Quit. Give up now you piece of shit, or I’ll fucking send you to Hell! Give up asshole! Fucking quit! This is your last fucking chance!”

 

“No.”

 

Sandman bashes Evenflow in the head with the mic. SG lights the table ON FIRE, as CWM and Sandman shove Evenflow off the apron, stomach-first through the flaming table! Evenflow is once again burned badly, as he rolls out of the flaming wreckage and tries to extinguish his already burnt skin!

 

JR

”Why in the world are Sandman and the aWo doing this to Evenflow? What the hell is wrong with them?”

 

Sandman hops down from the apron, wincing as he lands on his injured leg. Still holding onto the microphone, he stands over Evenflow.

 

“Now will you quit?! Fucking give me what I want! Quit you little piece of shit, and end this whole bullshit! Quit! QUIT!”

 

“Fuck…you.”

 

Sandman goes ballistic, punching away at Evenflow! AS and AP pull Evenflow to his feet, and throw Evenflow back into the ring as Sandman slides in. Sandman grabs his garbage bag out of the corner and rips it open, dumping about 30,000 thumbtacks into the ring! Nearly every inch of the ring is covered in broken glass and thumbtacks, as there is nowhere safe to land now.

 

Sandman pulls Evenflow to his feet, and with assistance from CWM who is now out on the apron, lift Evenflow so he is sitting backwards on the top rope. Sandman turns around, hooks Evenflow’s arms, and takes him off the top with a modified Messiah Bomb, driving Evenflow into the broken glass and thumbtacks! Evenflow wiggles around on the ground in pain, his bloody back covered with sharp objects!

 

JR

’This is seriously getting hard to watch. Just give the man what he wants, Evenflow! Stop killing yourself! Live to fight another day!”

 

Sandman scoops up thumbtacks and drops them across Evenflow’s chest and stomach. Sandman then grabs a chair, and drives it down across Evenflow’s body! Evenflow screams in pain, as Sandman places the chair across Evenflow’s chest, sandwiching the tacks, and splashes the chair, driving the tacks even further into Evenflow’s body! Sandman has the mic again.

 

“Quit asshole! Fucking quit, or I’ll fucking kill you! Fucking quit!”

 

“Fuck you!”

 

Sandman throws the mic down and again begins to punch away on Evenflow! Sandman pulls Evenflow to his feet, and drives Evenflow back into everything on the mat with an STO! Sandman pulls Evenflow back up, and drives him down again! Sandman once more picks Evenflow up, tries to run the ropes, goes for a Yakuza Kick but Evenflow ducks it and clips Sandman on his bad left leg, which Sandman was planting off of! Evenflow grabs Sandman’s legs, locks on the Sharpshooter, turns Sandman over, and locks it in! The crowd is going crazy as Sandman is screaming his head off in pain! The aWo are in the ring in a flash, attacking Evenflow to break the hold and stomping away on him! The crowd boos, as Sandman was just ready to say I Quit!

 

”Dammit, dammit, dammit! Evenflow had Sandman! Evenflow had him! Now those aWo sons of bitches are, wait! HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!!!

 

The crowd goes crazy, as Zack Malibu and Tony the Body, hit the ring and attack the aWo, knocking them off Evenflow! There is no where safe on the mat to land, as every time a body hits the mat, it is punctured and penetrated either by broken glass or by thumbtacks! Both Evenflow and Sandman are either rolled or knocked out of the ring, as the aWo slowly begins to gain an upper hand on Zack and Tony, 4 on 2.

 

BPP HITS THE RING! BPP has a handful of carpet tack strips, as he slides into the ring and nails AP over the back with one! BPP ducks a clothesline from CWM and hits SG on the shoulder with a tack strip! BPP nails AS in the leg with a strip, before CWM attacks BPP from behind. The aWo all grab strips, but are hit by Zack and Tony! BPP and the OaOasT are taking the fight to the aWo, as Sandman is limping up the aisle!

 

JR

”We’ve lost all control here folks! And where is that yellow bellied coward Sandman9000 going? He not running away, is he?”

 

Despite their superior numbers, the aWo are being dominated by BPP, Tony, and Zack. AP takes two lightbulbs to the back and gets knocked out of the ring, as SG is thrown over the top. AS and CWM both hightail it out of the ring, as the aWo is chased up the ramp by the faces!! All seven men fight their way to the back, as it appears that the aWo is starting to get the upper hand back.

 

Evenflow rolls into the ring, as he is in an inhuman amount of pain. He slowly stands up, picking glass and thumbtacks out of his body. He looks around, but sees no one in the ring with him but the ref. Evenflow takes the microphone.

 

“Sandman, listen to me. Give this up. I’m not going to say I Quit. You know that. Just end this match and stop hurting both of us! Can’t you leave me and Alison alone? I love her, man! Can’t you happy for us? What the hell is wrong with you? Why don’t you get it? Why can’t you understand? I don’t want to fight you, but I’m not gonna say I Quit!”

 

Evenflow drops the mic, as Sandman appears out of the entranceway, CARRYING A MOTHERFUCKING WEEDWHACKER WITH HIM!

 

JR

”OH MY GOD! What the hell is Sandman thinking? He’s gonna kill the man!”

 

Sandman limps his way to the ring, nothing on his face. Sandman revs the motor, as Evenflow backs near the ropes. Sandman enters the ring, and jams Evenflow in the groin with the weedwhacker, which thankfully was not going. As Evenflow drops to his knees, Sandman grabs the mic.

 

“Quit, or I’ll fucking kill you.”

 

Evenflow doesn’t respond, so Sandman revs the motor again, holding the trigger as glass and thumbtacks are knocked everywhere. Sandman slowly approaches Evenflow, looking to slaughter the man!

 

“STOP!”

 

Alison comes sprinting down the ramp, microphone in hand. Alison climbs into the ring, as Sandman and Evenflow look on; Evenflow slumped in the corner.

 

“Goddammit, why can’t both of you stop this! I love him, brother, can’t you see that? And I love you too! Why can’t both of you stop fighting! Why can’t both of you quit, and end this stupid feud! I’m tired of both of you trying to kill each other, and I’m not going to choose between both of you! Stop this! This feud isn’t worth dying over!”

 

Sandman wrenches the microphone out of his sister’s hands.

 

“This isn’t worth dying over? The hell it isn’t!”

 

Sandman jams his sister in the stomach with the weedwhacker, which again isn’t going! Sandman, to the boos of the crowd, lifts his sister onto his shoulders, and DRILLS HER WITH THE PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Alison landed directly onto her head on the broken glass and thumbtacks, and ragdolls into the corner.

 

”DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Sandman just killed his own sister! With God as my witness, Alison is dead! Damn your soul to Hell Sandman! Damn you!”

 

In the corner, Evenflow sees his girlfriend being attacked, and can’t do anything about it. Evenflow starts to tear up at seeing Alison being dropped on her head, and in a fury, pulls himself to his feet and SPEARS~! Sandman! The crowd goes crazy!

 

JR

”YES EVENFLOW! Get him! Get that son of a bitch! Make him say I Quit a million times!”

 

Evenflow punches away at Sandman, unleashing every ounce of energy he has into the punches. Evenflow fires away, trying to smash Sandman’s face, to remove the curse he has been haunted with. With every punch, Evenflow is trying to remove Sandman from the world.

 

Evenflow gets off Sandman, as Sandman tries to crawl to the ropes. Evenflow, having completely snapped, grabs the weedwhacker, and as Sandman tries to pull himself to his feet using the ropes, ZAPS SANDMAN IN THE BACK WITH THE WEEDWHACKER! Skin and blood and glass and tacks fly everywhere, as Sandman screams in otherworldly pain! EVENFLOW ZAPS SANDMAN AGAIN, AND A THIRD TIME!

 

JR

”Dammit Evenflow! That’s enough! No man, even Sandman, deserves to be hit by a weedwhacker!”

 

Sandman falls back down and is in a sitting position near the ropes, where EVENFLOW ZAPS HIM IN THE STOMACH WITH THE WEEDWHACKER! Sandman is crying in pain, holding is torn and shredded skin! Evenflow HOLDS THE WEEDWHACKER TO SANDMAN’S THROAT and has the official hold the mic.

 

“Quit. You end this bullshit now, or I’ll fucking kill you. I’ll fucking cut your head off your fucking body. This ends now! You quit, or you die! Your choice, Sandman! Quit now! Quit or die!”

 

Evenflow motions for the official to ask Sandman. Nervously, the official holds the microphone to Sandman’s mouth.

 

“I…..I Qu…..I qui….I Qu”

 

AP shoves the official into the weedwhacker, knocking it away from Sandman’s throat! The official is knocked out as well! The aWo has returned, as AS and CWM blindside Evenflow, knocking him to the ground and knocking the weedwhacker out of his hands! SG brings in the bags that the aWo had, as AP grabs SG’s bag and produces several lengths of rope!

 

JR

”What the hell is going on around here? What happened to BPP and the IC? What is going on?”

 

The aWo tie Evenflow’s hand and legs together, before tying him to all four corners. AS, CWM, and SG all grab massive stacks of lightbulbs, nine apiece. The three men size up Evenflow, before SMASHING THE GLASS OVER EVENFLOW’S EXPOSED BACK! Evenflow screams in pain, as AP KICKS THE MICROPHONE OUT OF THE RING! EVENFLOW CAN’T QUIT IF HE WANTED TO!

 

Evenflow’s back is a mangled torso of flesh and blood. CWM grabs the aWo’s bags, and pulls out four candles! CWM lights all four of them, pass them around, and as the aWo stand over Evenflow, DRIP HOT WAX ONTO EVENFLOW’S BACK! EVENFLOW SCREAMS IN PAIN AS THE WAX GETS INTO THE SEVERE CUTS ON HIS BACK! HE SCREAMS THAT HE QUITS, BUT THERE IS NO REF AND NO MICROPHONE!

 

JR

”GODDAMMIT, STOP! YOU’RE KILLING HIM! CAN’T YOU ASSHOLES SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING! STOP!”

 

The aWo throw down the candles, as CWM opens another bag and pulls out salt, Tabasco sauce, lemon juice, and rubbing alcohol! CWM again passes out the items, as all four members once again stand over the helpless Evenflow and POUR THEIR SUBSTANCES INTO HIS BACK! EVENFLOW SCREAMS FOR HIS LIFE, AS HE IS TORTURED BY THE aWo!

 

The aWo stop, to wake up the official and to tell him to grab the microphone. The official does what he is told, retrieving the microphone from the outside of the ring. The official holds the microphone to Evenflow, who is sobbing out of pain at this point. Disappointed by Evenflow’s response, THEY BEGIN TO POUR INTO HIS BACK AGAIN!!!!!

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I QUIT! GOD! I QUIT, I QUIT, STOP! I QUIT!”

 

The aWo drop their objects and begin to celebrate, as the official signals for the bell!

 

Winner: Sandman9000 in 34:12

Via: Submission, Evenflow says “I Quit”

 

Fireworks go off, as confetti falls from the ceiling, along with a giant aWo banner. The aWo all pull the badly hurt Sandman to his feet, as Evenflow goes into convulsions on the mat. The aWo kick Evenflow over by his unconscious girlfriend, as they pull Sandman to the middle of their group and all hold their arms over their heads.

 

JR

”Congratulations. Don’t all five of you feel proud? It took all of you to make that one man quit, and it took goddamn torture techniques! Are you finally happy Sandman? You won! You beat him. You got what you wanted, you piece of shit!”

 

The aWo all celebrate as fireworks go off. The only one who doesn’t look happy is Sandman, who is looking down at the trembling body of Evenflow. It is just out of the pain that Sandman is in, or is Sandman not happy that he finally beat Evenflow?

 

Evenflow doesn't stir as the aWo leave. Medics attend as the arena darkens.

 

Superstar comes dashing out from the crowd and grabs EF's X-Title championship, and grabs a microphone.

 

SUPERSTAR

I believe I was SCREWED out of this, and you got what you deserved.

 

Roll my footage!

 

::Footage rolls of Superstar being attacked by EvenflowDDT rather than Sandman last night at Doomsday::

 

SUPERSTAR

So at Breakdown, I get a match, with you, for the title. And let me break it down even further.

 

::SS Stares as the crowd reaction is mixed. Who is now the face?::

 

Triple Cage Match.

 

SS leaves with the belt, and a shocked crowd

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Eleventh Segment: Salvation?

 

Backstage, the aWo walk to their limo, joyful and laughing at the chaos they have made on this day. They pile into the limo and pull off into the darkness.

 

The camera turns back around to the arena, and beneath the Big Angle Arena sign, BPP and Zack stand there, watching them.

 

BIG POPPA POPICK

So what do we do know?

 

ZACK

::looks down

 

BIf Everchad lies in a puddle of blood, wrapped up in Barbed-Wire, Lightbulbs, hair-singed, tacks covering his face. He does not move.

 

ZACK

Those son a bitches are going to pay. There’s no more In-Crowd now. Evenflow and Bif, taken from me tonight. Why?

 

BPP

I’m still here.

 

ZACK

::looks up, tears in eyes::

Things have changed haven’t they.

 

BPP

Yes, they have.

 

ZACK

Allright then, partner. What now?

 

BPP

We get revenge.

::dark look::

::stares at Zack Malibu::

 

Oh ye, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death

I shall fear no evil.

For thou are with me.

 

ZACK

::stares at BPP::

You’re saying what?

 

BPP

::Chuckles, continues the dark look::

CUE: Camera fades, BPP’s voice is heard

 

He who is pregnant with evil and conceives trouble gives birth to disillusionment.

He who digs a hole and scoops it out falls into the pit he has made.

The trouble he causes recoils on himself;

 

::BPP’s voice fades::

 

his violence comes down on his own head.

 

END SHOW

 

Credits:

 

Tony, AngleSault, El Dandy, Sandman, Zack Malibu