Guess Who Got held Up?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I did.

 

I went to work last night at the 7-11. A guy comes in and pulls a HUGE knife and demands all the money. So I gave it to him, as I pushed the Silent alarm with my foot.

 

The Guy didn't make it half a block before he got caught. And the funny thing? He wore mo mask and was a REGULAR customer, that was in there EVERY night.

 

What a moron.

[Guest CanadianChick]

well SOMEONE was high at the time...

[Guest Sandman9000]

Probably was CWM.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Maybe.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Maybe the guy with the knife was GHAST~!

 

Actually, he probably would have killed you if it was.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Or threatened to. This guy just said "Or Else"

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Probably was CWM.

How does one stick themselves up, rob themselves, and turn themselves in to get caught?

 

Glad it wasn't a big deal and you're all right dude. I guess I always figured getting held up all the time was just a stereotype.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He meant I was the one who was high Flow.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I guess you didn't have the time to offer him money in exchange for his knife, before holding a knife up to him and demanding the money

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

It was me, You Bastard.

 

I held up the 7-11.

 

I will be back, and I will take the Slurpee Machine.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

NEVER! That's my favourite part of 7-11.

 

CWM- Stealing slurpees from his job.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

note to self: if ever compelled to rob a place, do it while yelling that I am the "Great Cornholio"

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Guess Who Got held Up?

 

was it...papacita?

[Guest DrTom]

I guess I always figured getting held up all the time was just a stereotype.

It's definitely not a stereotype. I was help up three times back in the days when I worked overnight at a 7-11. Twice came at gunpoint (once with a shotgun, once with a snub-nose revolver) and once at knifepoint. Every time, I just handed over the money. I don't think any of the perps were ever caught, though, since the skinflint who owned the store really didn't care about catching them. His money was ensured (I never lost more than $35 dollars, and only then because the guy swiped the rolls of quarters and dimes I had just put in the drawer), which was really all he cared about.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I pronounce this man King of Asses. He does know about the alarm, right?

 

Also, next time you should definatly take Rob's advice and buy the weapon off him, then hold him up.

[Guest The Old Me]

Glad to hear everything went okay. CWM- can you get me a 7 Eleven shirt? I've looked for them everywhere. Those Bruisin Berry Slurpees ruled. I wish they'd bring them back.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

the tie die one? Fuck. i won't wear that when I'm WORKING. I put a jacket on over it.

[Guest The Old Me]

the tie die one? Fuck. i won't wear that when I'm WORKING. I put a jacket on over it.

no, just like a t-shirt with the logo on it, or a polo shirt with logo.

 

*turns HHH mode on*

 

PLEASE-UH!

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Well at least you are okay CWM. Wouldn't want anything to happen to you

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Thanks TSA.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Inconsiderate bastards, don't even check and see if the man is alright, do girls have the only concern?

 

 

*Note: I'm only playing around*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Who's the note for? Afraid ME83 will get jealous?

 

*flexes biceps*

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

The note was just so the guys know I was playing with the "inconsiderate bastards" part.

 

Besides he doesn't get jealous

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He should

 

*flexes muscles again*

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Why should he be jealous?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

When A Stud like me is around he should be jealous.

 

*flexes until he passes out*

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Don't hurt yourself flexing

 

And besides he knows I'm his, thats why he doesn't worry

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Dude, if I ever robbed a 7-11, I think I would steal all of the scratch off lottery tickets, and not even bother with the cash register. Theres more money to be had in the tickets then there is in the cash register drawer.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Marvin: would you have your buddy in the get-a-way truck so you could also steal a dozen bags of chips and some drinks with those lottery tickets?

 

Then, when you were arrested, you could claim that you were borrowing in bulk

[Guest Sassquatch]

I am honestly glad to hear that you are okay CWM. Some of the stories you have posted about your town truly make me glad that I live in a place where there is pretty much a zero rate of crime or murder in my town. Hopefully you will go somewhere else where the possibility of a robber being arrested right outside of your house will be pretty low compared to where you live at now.