The Halloween Pranks Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

What Pranks Have you done On Halloween and What Pranks do you plan on doing this year?

 

I plan on using my old stand by the "Flaming bag of dog shit" on numerous people.

 

One year when I was 16 my friends and I convinced another kid to shit in a bag and to carry it until we found the right house. The poot kid lugged it around for at least 5 MILES.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Well, since Halloween is on a Thursday this year, it means all the bitches in the hall with be getting hammered during it. (For some reason, Thursday is the popular night to go out and get hammered. I don't get it, but I'm an idiot.) So, I think I'll bust in with a ton of real/fake blood on my face once they return, claiming that I whacked my head on something and need a ride to the hospital. Between their inebriation, the crimson, and my theatrics, it should be quite entertaining.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Halloween in Australia is almost non-existant. However, seeing as how it's the end of school for the year 12's, quite a few pranks have taken place. These include taking an abandoned car and tipping it upside down, then placing it in the middle of an football/cricket ground. Then during assembly, about 20 sparrows were released, causing the headmaster to cancel the assembly until they were gotten rid of. I personally plan on obtaining a cow and bringing it into a supermarket or library aka Tom Green.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Asshole's house, me with gas and matches, 3am, set his door/doorway on fire and nearly burned down his house. Fucker deserved it.

 

There was also the group of us pissing in a 2 liter bottle and pouring it on a girl.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Heh. One time In Highschool, I spewed fake puke all over the test we had just taken.

 

Then there was the time I sewed a whopee cushion in my teachers chair.

 

God Bless Halloween.

[Guest MrRant]

Well, since Halloween is on a Thursday this year, it means all the bitches in the hall with be getting hammered during it. (For some reason, Thursday is the popular night to go out and get hammered. I don't get it, but I'm an idiot.) So, I think I'll bust in with a ton of real/fake blood on my face once they return, claiming that I whacked my head on something and need a ride to the hospital. Between their inebriation, the crimson, and my theatrics, it should be quite entertaining.

REAL BLOOD????

[Guest Ravenbomb]

ya know Vanilla Ice was born on Halloween. Just saying.

 

I've got one of those fake noos' that you can hang yourself with and it's got a harness in the back so you don't choke. I'm going to get some makeup for a "I haven't slept since the Rams won the superbowl" look, pound on my neighbors door, yell "I just can't take their eyes anymore" and hang myself from his tree. Who's eyes, you ask? Well, before this I'm going to position dozens of lawn gnomes so they'll all be staring at the spot I hang myself. Fun times will be had by all...well, me.

[Guest Ace309]

I assume he'll be doing a bladejob.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well, since Halloween is on a Thursday this year, it means all the bitches in the hall with be getting hammered during it.  (For some reason, Thursday is the popular night to go out and get hammered.  I don't get it, but I'm an idiot.)  So, I think I'll bust in with a ton of real/fake blood on my face once they return, claiming that I whacked my head on something and need a ride to the hospital.  Between their inebriation, the crimson, and my theatrics, it should be quite entertaining.

REAL BLOOD????

This IS Sandman we're talking about. the blood will be real and plentiful.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Well, lighttubes ARE a part of my outfit.

 

On a serious note, I could blade if I wanted too. However, I really have no urge to wipe a sharp object across my forehead when I've got some cheap-ass fake blood from Wal-Mart. If that doesn't work, I'll use my traditional blood-losing trick: smash a can (open-end first) into my forehead. Works like a charm.

 

College is fun.

[Guest J*ingus]

Damn Sandy, we need to get you down here into the Nashville wrestling scene. Too many of these pretty boy punks today don't like to bleed.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Thought you had Necro down there.

[Guest J*ingus]

No, he hasn't been around here for two years as far as I know, the only place I ever saw him was in Evansville, Indiana.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Putting fake shit and brown food colored shampoo in the toliet and getting my parents to thinking it had backed up.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'm going to sleep on Halloween night...

 

Man, I'm outrageous.

[Guest HBK16]

I dont know about this year but I always seem to get in trouble. Like last Halloween me and my friends almost got arrested for lighting fireworks inthe street. And the one before that throwing eggs from a car window at other people. Man were they mad when they got hit. But we got chased by some guy and he wanted to kick our asses. Thank god our car can haul ass. That guy was fucking huge.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

This isn't a prank, but it forever lives in the annals of Halloween for me, regardless.

 

I always book Halloween off from work because I'm a Halloween nut, I like kids and am interested in what costumes are popular. Plus, I always take a sick sense of pleasure in denying candy to kids that don't bother dressing up.

 

Our story begins with my friend John coming over, who was going to help hand out candy with me. John brings with him a very cool/scary mutant gorrilla mask. We have the idea that if the kids are old enough, they'll get a bit of a scare from John before candy is given. John would hide in my hall closet, which is right beside the front door and jump out at my signal. We had to hold off for a while because the kids had parents with them or were too young, but finally, a victim came along.

 

A young boy, about 11 years old, dressed up as a NASCAR driver comes up to my door, gives me the "Trick or Treat" deal and I clear my throat loudly, which is the signal for John to jump out and jump he did, flailing his arms and screaming "CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" at the top of his lungs. The kid takes off down my street, screaming at the top of his lungs, and John chases him for a couple seconds, just to add to the terror.

 

Looking back, I still laugh, but I also feel a bit sorry for the kid. He never did get his candy.

[Guest AM The Kid]

LOL, I have gotta try that this year.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Holy crap, that was you?

[Guest The Superstar]

It's my birthday so I'll just be hanging out...but I have an AP Bio test, making my birthday full of Sucktitude!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

My friends and I are going to get done up like Jehovah's Witlesses, then we're going to trick or treat. Heh. people are gonna think they're getting witnessed when we're really just gonna beg for tootsie rolls.