Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Right, so, Murder, Rape, Bad Driving, necrophilia I have a scary feeling AIDS will be brought up on raw, and *might* bet money on it. If not, where does this shit go?
Guest netslob Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 debut Lawler's new girlfriend/ Valet: JON-BENET RAMSEY!!!! just THINK of the MAINSTREAM COVERAGE!!!!
Guest Quik Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Heh. HHH: Kane-uh, the joke-uh is on you-uh. When-uh you raped me-uh, I failed-uh to point out-uh, that I'm H-uh, I-uh, V-uh POSITIVE-UH!
Guest HartFan86 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I said this in another thread...but I see HHH bringing out Katie to the ring/stage and chopping her with an ax.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I think that incest would be a safe bet. Or maybe HHH would claim that he is HIV positive so that other wrestlers are afraid of him.
Guest gthureson Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Triple H tries to get back together with Steph, but she says she can't....she already has a new guy, and she'll introduce him right now! 'No Chance In Hell' hits, Vince comes down, and slips Steph the tongue. Old man molesting daughter with fake tits = Ratings.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Meanwhile, half of the audience pukes their guts out.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 HHH forcefeeds little bits of Katie to Kane HHH comes out and embarassedly tells the world that he's got 'feminine itching' Bischoff reveals that he's got a thing for 4 year old girls named Sue Kane has a pierced tounge, but it's not his RVD smokes some pot laced with human feces accidentally
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I'm just waiting for HHH says that Katie Vick isn't dead, and he was just playing mind games with Kane, thus ending this whole angle.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Kane crucifies HHH on a 'symbol'. The next week, HHH comes back, then rises to the top of the arena, never to be seen again until next week
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 if HHH revealed himself to be HIV+, would that make it HHHIV? HHH will soon reveal that Kane isn't as 'nordic' as him and that HHH is 'pure white'
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Well, seeing as how they already signed Scott Steiner, they really can't go much lower. Maybe have Steiner be HHH's angry 'roid dealer?
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 unless Steiner comes in as "White Thunder" Scott Steiner, and lives up to his nickname
Guest Quik Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Oh man, HHH tries to weed out the inferior races. BEST ANGLE EVER! HHHeil!
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Bradshaw decides to start having rookie initiations in the ring instead of backstage.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Oh man, HHH tries to weed out the inferior races. BEST ANGLE EVER! HHHeil! what do you think the "Elimination Chamber" is gonna be for? Elimination Chamber match: HHH, Ric Flair, Scott Steiner and Malice vereus Booker T (Black), Goldust (Somewhat Gay), Raven (Jewish) and Funaki (Asian)
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I think Raven is Jewish. If he isn't.. then Dean Malenko could replace him
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 STOP IT! You are just giving the WWF more ideas! -Time Travel -Aliens -Time Travelling Aliens
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 there was a rumor that Raven was gay.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 those rats Raven has would disagree with the idea that Raven is gay. Maybe he is just bisexual
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Raven's Jewish? Yea, Raven's Jewish. Best Jewish wrestler ever, I might add. Err... who else besides Raven and Goldberg is Jewish anyway? And Ravenbomb, I'm guessing "rats" refers to "ringrats".
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Ok, the greatest angel of all time... I mean angle. ANGLE! Taker's child is born. Kane 'steals' Takers child as the ultimate revenge for his scarring as a child on Taker. The reason kane has been buddy-buddy to taker for a while is because he knew of Sara and Takers relationship and just waited for a child to be born. Kane steals the child and slips into an ALTERNATE HELL DIMENSION! where he returns weeks -or months -later with the full grown child of the undertaker who has been corrupted by the evil uncle kane into thinking that the undertaker is the bad guy. And so, taker vs. the son of taker - the feud YOU have all been waiting for - begins.
Rob E Dangerously Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 a Jewish person named Goldberg? nevercouldathunkit! could get Barry Horowitz in the Elimination Chamber
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