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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Man, if Heyman could have his way we'd be seein the Jew crew in no time.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Malenko is Jewish? I didn't know that...

 

Hey, are the Steiners Jewish? When I taught Sunday School I had a student whose name actually was Scott Steiner... so OMG THEY HAVE THE LAST NAME (and even first name LoLZ~!@) MAYBE THEY'RE RELATED~!

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Guest Ravenbomb

I heard that the Steiners, Dreamer, Kidman, and DDP are Jewish. Can anybody confirm/deny these?

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

And they can have Woody Allen announcing them to the ring.

 

"He-heruhs some fellas that I think you all, uh, will, will enjoy. They're very big men, with lots of mus-muscles, very much like myself heh, and they are going to, to kick some ass. Well, maybe not ass - I don't think donkeys are allowed in the ring... But they will be very angry, angry jews."

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

So if you feel like the only kid in town, with out a wrestler on TV, here's a song about those who are jewish, just like you and meeeee....

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Guest RedJed

This is what will probably happen next, and I'm not even kidding here. The story continues with Kane bringing HHH to a secluded area where he's going to get "screwed." So we bring up suggested homosexuality first. Then in a sick twist of irony, Kane is revealed to have pulled Katie's dead body or maybe just the same fake dummy of her from the HHH skit. He then puts a strap-on on Katie and she bangs HHH. Yeah its crazy and fucked up, but it very well might happen given the direction.

 

Oh yeah and then afterwards, we will see the return of the "Get it?" campaign since obviously we all are foolish to not be so lighthearded about this current direction, right?

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Guest Zero_Cool

You know, for me, the best part of this situation is that I get GTA: VC tomorrow at six in the evening.

 

Fuck wrestling...bring in Flock of Seagulls! (Y)

 

But, yeah, expect the worst thing imaginable.

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Guest AndrewTS
The Stars of David:

 

Goldberg

Raven

Malenko

Horowitz

Randy Savage (his mom is Jewish)

A few more:

 

That HOSS!~ Albert

Joel Gertner

David Flair (Ric`s 1st wife was jewish)

Don Curtis

"Classy" Freddie Blassie (Fred Blassman)

Kevin Nash (partly--also part Native American I heard)

Randy Savage AND brother Lanny Poffo (their mother was jewish, as mentioned)

Sammy Cohen

Moondog Spot (Larry Lanthman)

Nasty Boy Jerry Saggs (Jerry Saganovich)

Nasty Boy Brian Knobs (Brian Yandrisovitz)

David Menahem Penzer

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Guest netslob
The Stars of David:

 

cute. how about the Kosher Nostra?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh man, HHH tries to weed out the inferior races. BEST ANGLE EVER!

 

HHHeil!  

 

 

heh, that might explain that Iron Cross symbol of his

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Guest buffybeast

I can see an actual male homosexual angle between two wrestlers. Or male on male rape.

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Guest AndrewTS
Oh man, HHH tries to weed out the inferior races. BEST ANGLE EVER!

 

HHHeil!

No--HHH is a filthy euro-trash frenchie, not an Aryan--he should be getting his ass kicked by the Aryans, not leading them.

 

Of course, Hitler was partly Jewish...but that's neither here nor there.

 

However, maybe then Funaki will start a communist revolt against them (WWE: Chinese? Japanese? Samoan? All the same...).

 

Communist vs. Nazism = Ratings!

 

The wrestlers could give politically charged speeches instead of regular promos.

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Guest humongous2002

The sick thing about this was that the bookers thought that by making Kane a rapist, necrophiliac, murderer will make him an instant main eventer, that shows you how Vince McMoron feels about the loyal WWE fanbase by insulting our intelligences.

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Guest humongous2002

If they do an angle about a male raping another male they could use Bradshaw, i heard he is an expert on doing that in the showers.

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Guest snowfan
Ok, the greatest angel of all time... I mean angle. ANGLE!

 

Taker's child is born.

 

Kane 'steals' Takers child as the ultimate revenge for his scarring as a child on Taker. The reason kane has been buddy-buddy to taker for a while is because he knew of Sara and Takers relationship and just waited for a child to be born.

 

Kane steals the child and slips into an ALTERNATE HELL DIMENSION! where he returns weeks -or months -later with the full grown child of the undertaker who has been corrupted by the evil uncle kane into thinking that the undertaker is the bad guy. And so, taker vs. the son of taker - the feud YOU have all been waiting for - begins.

@tilt.jpg

 

 

here we see the Taker family's newest member suited up for in ring action...

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Guest notJames
I heard that the Steiners, Dreamer, Kidman, and DDP are Jewish. Can anybody confirm/deny these?

Steiners - German

Dreamer - Irish, I think (last name Laughlin)

Kidman and DDP - Jewish

 

On topic: I would hope that with the conclusion of the casket match, this whole Katie Vick thing would be over and done with. Silly me... HHH hasn't mocked Kane with midgets yet. As far as I know, it's standard operational procedure.

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