Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I have to do a little 5 minute speech on how to improve the health care problem. I probably should have paid attention in class, 'cause I haven't started yet and I'm already stuck. Anyone have any ideas?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 How about since you are a vacuum for heat... if theyre sick youll just cool the room off
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 lol. That would be a great inside joke, but I prefer not to fail on this speech.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Tell fat people to stop eating. ::Puts down the Doritos::
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 lol. I think the "problem" with health care is they don't have enough money or something.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 just chant 'Kill Bill Gates and use his money' for five minutes. It'll work, trust me
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Just tell everyone to move to Canada.
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I think I'm pretty much going to say we need to take some money from the military and put it towards health care (Although I really don't think we should). I just need to find a way to stretch that into 2-5 minutes.
Guest HBK16 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Tell a joke in the beginning. Even though it doesnt ussually work and the teacher gets mad, it waste a good 30 seconds.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 tell them it's all because of the white man. The white man has been taking the health care money of the mastah race and putting it in his fat pocketbook.
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Tell a joke in the beginning. Even though it doesnt ussually work and the teacher gets mad, it waste a good 30 seconds. "A dog, a priest, and two blondes walk into a bar.............." ::2 Minutes later:: "Anyways, about health care.........."
Guest MaxPower27 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Just.....talk.......slow.......ly.........if...... you.......do........it........will........take....... a.......long.......time.............and............ you..........won't..........be.......saying....... very........much.
Guest HBK16 Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Just add examples. Lost of examples and try to explain them. Try to seem like you are thinking of how to explain them and then explain. Thats what I do. Put lost of examples and time goes by faster.
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Just so you guy know what I'm doing: We had to make political parties. Every group member had to do two things. I had to make the catchphrase (Which I stole from Spider-Man) and write a speech about our take on how to improve Health Care. The only problem with the talk slow thing is that another guy is giving the speech, not me.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 downsizing the military at this time is kinda imprudent how about, let the market take care of it ?
Guest The Old Me Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 I think I'm pretty much going to say we need to take some money from the military and put it towards health care (Although I really don't think we should). I just need to find a way to stretch that into 2-5 minutes. I think you're pretty much going to fail doing that.
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 27, 2002 Report Posted October 27, 2002 Well I think I'm fucked. I'll just have to make it up as I go along.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Hmm... http://www.vfth.com/stories/storyReader$1717 I found it doing a google search (fix healthcare problem), but the key is to avoid using stuff found on the first page of the results, so I went to page 21. It might not be that big of a deal with a speach since you can use your own words and all, but for papers and stuff, its a great method if you're restricted on your online sources or want to plagerize a site. No teacher or professor is gonna sift through 200+ pages for plagerism (or at least none of mine ever did)
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Agnes. Tell them about UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. Talk about that for 5 minutes.
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