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Guest cynicalprofit
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Past week or so I havent been able to fall asleep. Im up till way past 8 am, and wake up around 4pm, and when I try to go to sleep, I cant. Any advice on how to fall asleep even when your not tired.

 

If anything works, thank you.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

little n, little y, BIG FUCKING Q. I love that fuckin' Q.

Guest Paranoid
Posted

A 6 pack of Miller Lite usually works for me! Or the weed thing too!

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Pop in Wrestlemania 2...that should do it.

 

Seriously though, I wacth baseball to fall asleep...nothing like being bored to sleep. Although the season's over now, so you might switch to basketball, just as boring

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Here is the best way to fall alseep.

Find someone selling Thunder tapes. Just watch those. If you aren't KOed by the 20 min mark, you are un human.

Guest Intimacy Goblin
Posted

"Beer! Now there's a temproary solution!"

Homer Simpson

or watch any of the movies on the inspiration channel

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

Turn the lights off and wait. For me, my eyes get tired quickly, trying to do anything in the dark. However, that probably only applies to people who share my near-Glaucoma-level vision.

 

Also, watch Headline News. It's on like a half hour loop, you will tire of it quickly.

 

 

Marney: Casta = yes.

Guest goodhelmet
Posted
NyQuil

speaking of big Q's...

 

Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes!

Guest MaxPower27
Posted
NyQuil

speaking of big Q's...

 

Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes!

[Denis Leary]

 

Luds, man, FUCKIN' Luds, man, call up the Luds dude, dude FUCKIN' Luds!

 

[/Denis Leary]

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

dress up like a KKK member and go through black-populated areas. That'll get you a nice long nap really quick.

Guest DragonflyKid
Posted

Maybe you should watch Fight Club, with all the free time you'll have from not wasting your time sleeping you can plan and perform terrorist attacks aimed at freeing us all from capitalism and conformity.

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted

Love the personal attacks, the maturity level around here is like what, 12, 13? (Oh and the plots already done, just need the man power)

 

I have no tv channles, none. Nice to know I can survive without them.

 

Need to try that warm milk thing and get some nyQuil.

Guest godthedog
Posted

jerk off a lot. like, a lot. without stopping. after 3 or 4 rounds you'll be exhausted.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Try fucking yourself. It's a little more vigorous.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

The infomercial channel or any channel that runs infomercials for an extended period of time.

 

Read the dictionary/encyclopedia

 

count backwards from a million with your eyes closed.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Yeah, it does. I do it all the time.

 

::rimshot::

 

(that joke is 99% word-for-word from Beavis & Butthead)

Guest Marshall
Posted

Hypnosis! You can get mp3s from Kazaa. It worked for me.

Guest converge241
Posted

Have sex with someone

 

If you cant do that masturbate

Guest DARRYLXWF
Posted

Try reading a book that you don't want to read, to the point where it gets beyond boring, but keep reading until your eyes begin to feel heavy, then lie down and let nature take its course.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Do what I do occasionally: Put on some Trance, grab a pair of flashlights, turn the lights out, and dance until I can't move anymore.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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