Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Past week or so I havent been able to fall asleep. Im up till way past 8 am, and wake up around 4pm, and when I try to go to sleep, I cant. Any advice on how to fall asleep even when your not tired. If anything works, thank you.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Read your own posts in CE.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 little n, little y, BIG FUCKING Q. I love that fuckin' Q.
Guest Paranoid Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 A 6 pack of Miller Lite usually works for me! Or the weed thing too!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Pop in Wrestlemania 2...that should do it. Seriously though, I wacth baseball to fall asleep...nothing like being bored to sleep. Although the season's over now, so you might switch to basketball, just as boring
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Here is the best way to fall alseep. Find someone selling Thunder tapes. Just watch those. If you aren't KOed by the 20 min mark, you are un human.
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 "Beer! Now there's a temproary solution!" Homer Simpson or watch any of the movies on the inspiration channel
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Turn the lights off and wait. For me, my eyes get tired quickly, trying to do anything in the dark. However, that probably only applies to people who share my near-Glaucoma-level vision. Also, watch Headline News. It's on like a half hour loop, you will tire of it quickly. Marney: Casta = yes.
Guest goodhelmet Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 NyQuil speaking of big Q's... Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes!
Guest MaxPower27 Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 NyQuil speaking of big Q's... Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes! [Denis Leary] Luds, man, FUCKIN' Luds, man, call up the Luds dude, dude FUCKIN' Luds! [/Denis Leary]
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 dress up like a KKK member and go through black-populated areas. That'll get you a nice long nap really quick.
Guest DragonflyKid Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 Maybe you should watch Fight Club, with all the free time you'll have from not wasting your time sleeping you can plan and perform terrorist attacks aimed at freeing us all from capitalism and conformity.
Guest AM The Kid Posted October 28, 2002 Report Posted October 28, 2002 ..um...as gay as it sounds, warm milk.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Love the personal attacks, the maturity level around here is like what, 12, 13? (Oh and the plots already done, just need the man power) I have no tv channles, none. Nice to know I can survive without them. Need to try that warm milk thing and get some nyQuil.
Guest godthedog Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 jerk off a lot. like, a lot. without stopping. after 3 or 4 rounds you'll be exhausted.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Try fucking yourself. It's a little more vigorous.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 The infomercial channel or any channel that runs infomercials for an extended period of time. Read the dictionary/encyclopedia count backwards from a million with your eyes closed.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Yeah, it does. I do it all the time. ::rimshot:: (that joke is 99% word-for-word from Beavis & Butthead)
Guest Marshall Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Hypnosis! You can get mp3s from Kazaa. It worked for me.
Guest converge241 Posted November 1, 2002 Report Posted November 1, 2002 Have sex with someone If you cant do that masturbate
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted November 2, 2002 Report Posted November 2, 2002 Try reading a book that you don't want to read, to the point where it gets beyond boring, but keep reading until your eyes begin to feel heavy, then lie down and let nature take its course.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 2, 2002 Report Posted November 2, 2002 Do what I do occasionally: Put on some Trance, grab a pair of flashlights, turn the lights out, and dance until I can't move anymore. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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