Anyone have a good way to fall asleep

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Past week or so I havent been able to fall asleep. Im up till way past 8 am, and wake up around 4pm, and when I try to go to sleep, I cant. Any advice on how to fall asleep even when your not tired.

 

If anything works, thank you.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Smoke some weed.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

HHH promos

[Guest MaxPower27]

NyQuil

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Read your own posts in CE.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

little n, little y, BIG FUCKING Q. I love that fuckin' Q.

[Guest Paranoid]

A 6 pack of Miller Lite usually works for me! Or the weed thing too!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Pop in Wrestlemania 2...that should do it.

 

Seriously though, I wacth baseball to fall asleep...nothing like being bored to sleep. Although the season's over now, so you might switch to basketball, just as boring

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Here is the best way to fall alseep.

Find someone selling Thunder tapes. Just watch those. If you aren't KOed by the 20 min mark, you are un human.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Get a job.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

take sleeping pills

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

"Beer! Now there's a temproary solution!"

Homer Simpson

or watch any of the movies on the inspiration channel

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Turn the lights off and wait. For me, my eyes get tired quickly, trying to do anything in the dark. However, that probably only applies to people who share my near-Glaucoma-level vision.

 

Also, watch Headline News. It's on like a half hour loop, you will tire of it quickly.

 

 

Marney: Casta = yes.

[Guest goodhelmet]

NyQuil

speaking of big Q's...

 

Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes!

[Guest MaxPower27]

NyQuil

speaking of big Q's...

 

Qualludes. lots and lots of Qualludes!

[Denis Leary]

 

Luds, man, FUCKIN' Luds, man, call up the Luds dude, dude FUCKIN' Luds!

 

[/Denis Leary]

[Guest Ravenbomb]

dress up like a KKK member and go through black-populated areas. That'll get you a nice long nap really quick.

[Guest DragonflyKid]

Maybe you should watch Fight Club, with all the free time you'll have from not wasting your time sleeping you can plan and perform terrorist attacks aimed at freeing us all from capitalism and conformity.

[Guest AM The Kid]

..um...as gay as it sounds, warm milk.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Close your eyes.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Love the personal attacks, the maturity level around here is like what, 12, 13? (Oh and the plots already done, just need the man power)

 

I have no tv channles, none. Nice to know I can survive without them.

 

Need to try that warm milk thing and get some nyQuil.

[Guest godthedog]

jerk off a lot. like, a lot. without stopping. after 3 or 4 rounds you'll be exhausted.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Try fucking yourself. It's a little more vigorous.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

The infomercial channel or any channel that runs infomercials for an extended period of time.

 

Read the dictionary/encyclopedia

 

count backwards from a million with your eyes closed.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Masturbation never works.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Yeah, it does. I do it all the time.

 

::rimshot::

 

(that joke is 99% word-for-word from Beavis & Butthead)

[Guest Marshall]

Hypnosis! You can get mp3s from Kazaa. It worked for me.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Ok it doesnt work for me.

[Guest converge241]

Have sex with someone

 

If you cant do that masturbate

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Try reading a book that you don't want to read, to the point where it gets beyond boring, but keep reading until your eyes begin to feel heavy, then lie down and let nature take its course.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Do what I do occasionally: Put on some Trance, grab a pair of flashlights, turn the lights out, and dance until I can't move anymore.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge