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Guest treble charged
Posted

My friend was born on Christmas Day. That's the roughest day of the year to have a birthday, if you ask me.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Wow, Christmas Day and New Years must suck even more than Halloween to have birthdays. At least on Halloween you'll get something...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

well, you get something on Christmas, but the presents are for both occasions. Which sucks.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

That's true, but at least you get a present. All you get on New Year's Eve is a hangover and maybe somebody drunk passed out next to you.

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted
All you get on New Year's Eve is a hangover and maybe somebody drunk passed out next to you.

I'll take that over a package of brand new White socks anyday.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

You get socks for Christmas? Your relatives suck!

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Actually, I like getting socks. I wear Black Work Boots at Work @ Night and I'm on my feet most of the time so My socks get ruined pretty quick.

 

So so so so so so, you Suck, Pal!!!!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Oh yeah? Last year for Christmas I got: a Nicaragua shirt, a wallet and a dead stuffed Squirrel.

 

I shit you not.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

A dead stuffed squirrel?

 

I gave a deer skull I had in my basement as a gift once. I feel bad about it now though, its been in the family('s basement) for years and the recipient didn't even like it! I'll never understand girls, I swear...

 

Anyway I gotta eat and go fail some tests and midterms so I'll catch y'all later. Wish Superstar happy birthday in General Chat, and send FeArHaVoC some socks.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

My birthday's on the 29th of December, so I know about getting fucked on birthdays. I could never complain about it to my mother, either, as her birthday falls on the same day.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Thanks guys. But I'm 15, not 16. I got my permit! If you drive in southwest florida, STAY OFF THE ROAD~!

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Shit, it's a dangerous to drive practically anywhere in Florida. Jacksonville, Orlando and Miami have among the worst traffic problems in the country.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

There's also Naples, where a yellow light means FLOOR IT~! But yes, Orlando is much worse ESPECIALLY in tourist season...which, for Orlando, happens to be all year.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Tomorrow, I'm going down to Orlando for a couple of days. I just LOVE how I have to wait half-a-minute after the light turns green before I can actually go.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Are you going to the Mercado? Besides the insanely high prices, it's a fun place.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

That's spanish for market, but I'm sure he means something else.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I'm seeing Elvis Costello at the Hard Rock Live, is what I'm doing. Me and pal ponied up the cash and will be spending that evening at the Hard Rock Hotel. BOOYA!

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Sick. Great. Cool. Yowza. Tight. Da bomb. Rowsdower. Packers. And all that jive.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

There's only four of those hotels in the world. Did I mention there's only four of those hotels in the world?

Guest The Superstar
Posted

No, it's called the Mercado, I'm not sure exactly where it is (I go there for swim meets, and usually we just stay in that area of Orlando.) It's next to the Guiness Book of World Records place and Ripley's Believe it or Not.

 

BTW, the best thing about staying in Orlando hotels is the DISNEY WORLD TOUR CHANNEL~!

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Holy Crap! 15 and a Permit?

 

I couldn't get my permit until I was 16 here in NY.

 

Then I got my license, and I still couldn't drive past 9PM until I turned 18.

Guest The Superstar
Posted

Yeah, Florida r0x0rz b0x0rz. Plus the test was really easy...20 road signs and 20 road rules. I didn't miss any, so I only had to answer 15 questions (you could get a total of 5 wrong on each). One of which I actually got twice in a row :) The guy that got me the permit was a smart ass though.

 

Him: "What does an 8-sided yellow sign mean?"

Me: "There is no such thing. Only stop signs can be octagons."

Him: "That wasn't the question. What does an 8-sided YELLOW sign mean?"

Me: "...Stop?"

Him: "Wow. In 6 months, you're the first person to answer that correctly. Only stop signs are octagons."

Me: "That's what I said the first time."

Him: "But that wasn't the question"

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

if it's 0 degrees out and it's supposed to be twice as cold the next day, how cold is that?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Farenheit or Centigrade?

 

No way in hell you're talking Kelvin...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

either/or or both if possible

I usually go by Farenheit

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I'm guessing twice as cold as zero degrees is still zero degrees.

Guest BaldFish
Posted
I'm guessing twice as cold as zero degrees is still zero degrees.

Saying "twice as cold" is like saying "twice as few". Cold is merely the absence of heat.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Well... would you rather say "half as few"? How do we know heat isn't the absence of cold? :P

 

By the way, to stay on topic, who's nominated this week? Is it a new thread or still this one?

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Stop by and see me BITACH~! I'm in F'N DISNEY WORLD~!

 

Call me even...

 

I'll PM ya the number to my apartment...

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