Guest Banky Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Dark matches Ernest the Cat Miller b Johnny Stamboli Need I say more than that? Ernest FUCKING Miller? Are they trying to drive a stake through loyal wrestling fans hearts? I will be completely biased here and say Miller is a disgrace to professional wrestling - and he has absolutely no place in a WWE ring....not even to fight the Big Show, Mark Henry, or the Undertaker. Fuck he sucks.
Guest thebigjig Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Somebody call my mama! I enjoyed Miller in WCW when he wasn't actually "wrestling."
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 I enjoyed him in WCW in the same way I enjoyed everything else. In the "So bad it's funny" way
Guest ShooterJay Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 I'm not afraid to admit it, I'm an Ernest "The Cat" Miller mark. I mean, c'mon he's a 3-TIME 3-TIME 3-TIME WORLD KARATE CHAMPION who dances to James Brown! Tell me that wouldn't get over, and you can't picture tons of "SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA" signs all over an arena. Yeah, as a wrestler he's terrible, but put him in some sort of speaking role and he'd be great.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 I'll take the positive side of it. I hope he gets a contract because this guy is a serious threat to show up in my TNA and suck there.
Guest BoboBrazil Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 How the fuck did he get a victory over a WWE guy. They never have unsigned guys wins these matches.
Guest thebigjig Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 bps, you're just jealous cuz you're not a 3-time world karate champion
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Come The Cat is one entertaining person. Although his matches are weak, he can create some funny ass angles.
Guest razazteca Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 why all of the Cat-Bo hate? Rico & Ernest Miller would be a better team than the Island Boys!!!!! they could drop Jamal & Rozie and Rico & Miller could be the new 3 Minute Men. Fear the 3 Minute Cat-Bo
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 No... but I am a 1 time little leage baseball champion. So...HA
Guest thebigjig Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 No... but I am a 1 time little leage baseball champion. So...HA Oh yeah?!? Well... I won the best actor award in my Junior High One Act Play for my brilliant potrayal of Sylvester Truemuscle, pint size hillbilly superhero Beat that biyatch!
Guest Flyboy Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 No... but I am a 1 time little leage baseball champion. So...HA Oh yeah?!? Well... I won the best actor award in my Junior High One Act Play for my brilliant potrayal of Sylvester Truemuscle, pint size hillbilly superhero Beat that biyatch! Highest GPA in the 7th and 8th grade... got GOLD medals for them. Just like Angle... bitch.
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 I once had sex with a dead body on national TV. Oh wait.... that wasn't me...
Guest Flyboy Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Correction: It was a 'dead' dummy.
Guest Paranoid Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 No doubt Ernest Miller can't work a match for shit. But I be godamn if the man can't work a mic! I think he could easily become a great manager or announce table guy.
Guest razazteca Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 let him be Rico's manager The 3 Minute Cat-Bo workout Owns Tony Little
ChrisMWaters Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Hmmm....make Earnest Miller the manager for RVD? Just a thought.
Guest Flyboy Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Only Chris would think of something like that...
Guest Redhawk Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 If they drop Jerry Lawler and put The Cat next to JR on commentary....well, I'll have to start watching RAW again.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Only Chris would think of something like that... Actually...I got it from a friend of mine at work. So there Flyboy! *Clips your wings!*
Guest Flyboy Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 People at McDonald's aren't suppose to know to how think.. And, tell your friend that was a dumbass idea, too.
Guest Paranoid Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 If they drop Jerry Lawler and put The Cat next to JR on commentary....well, I'll have to start watching RAW again. Just imagine the things he would say to JR. It would be almost as good as having Heenan back in the seat.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 People at McDonald's aren't suppose to know to how think.. For that, you shall die very soon. And, tell your friend that was a dumbass idea, too. Hey, would you rather The Cat or...Glacier?
Guest thebigjig Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 To JR: "Ain't no way, fat boy! Why? Cuz I'm the greatest!"
Guest Nater Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 The Cat as an ex-wrestler (i use it loosely) on the announcing team, would be wonderous to replace the other ex-wrestler on Raw. Taz is gold on SD! so no touchy on him.
Guest razazteca Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 or at least get rid of Lita from Heat, she does not understand teh Ebonics Slang that Coach used with D-Lo. Looooooooser~
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 The only time Miller ever made me laugh is when he interupted Scott and Steve Armstrong's Saturday Night interview. Steve: "Come on man, leave us alone. We never get any tv time." Miller goes off the screen for about 4 seconds then comes back and wipes them both out. Miller: "Somebody call my mamma! I just killed me the Armstrong family!" I am actually marking more for Tyson Dux and Larry Destiny getting dark matches...BCW! BCW! BCW! BCW!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 I love The Cat's music, and I think he'd be a great talking addition to the company. Just make him wrestle sparingly so I can hear "I'm the greatest!!" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Army Eye Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Steve: "Come on man, leave us alone. We never get any tv time." Miller goes off the screen for about 4 seconds then comes back and wipes them both out. Miller: "Somebody call my mamma! I just killed me the Armstrong family!" This was really really classic. My first Ernest Miller mark out. I think he had many other funny moments though. I'll go against the grain and say I wouldn't mind The Cat on WWE TV. Keep his matches to 2-3 minutes max, if that, and give him mic time, I'd be fine with that. I don't know how he could possibly impress the WWE brass in a dark match though. He doesn't know any moves expect kicks.
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted October 29, 2002 Report Posted October 29, 2002 Ernest Miller was one of the really entertaining characters in the dying days of WCW. He has good mic skills, was over as a face and as a heel at points, and IMO would "fit in" perfectly with McMahon's vision of wrestling. Whoever thought of teaming him with Rico = wicked. That team would just be fun, and you just know they'd be a blast to cheer for. Of course, knowing WWE, they'll bring him in as Katie Vick's half brother or something.
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