Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted October 30, 2002 There's a lot about HHH to make fun of- the nose, backstage politics, "-uh," and of course *poses, spits water*. Oh yeah, quad tearing, who could forget about that. But I don't think we can make fun of HHH's... PENIS. (I said a dirty word! Where's my WWE writing gig?) A lot of people on this board have the misperception that steroid use makes the penis smaller. The fact is, steroids shrink the testicles, not the actual shaft. Also, judging from the Stern appearance, Stephanie comes off as so super-shallow that size probably would matter a lot to her. And in the words of Larry from the Drew Carey show "small potatoes make the steak look bigger." HHH is indeed a smart man, as even his destructive steroid use has a positive effect. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a three hour shower and bang my head against a wall for having such sick, sick thoughts. Then I'll go have sex with the loose girl from down the hall to make sure I am in fact still heterosexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 30, 2002 Obviously you think more of HHH's member more than I do. Bravo, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted October 30, 2002 HHH's dick sucks..no, wait... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 30, 2002 What in the hell got you started on thinking about the size of HHH's dick? Going to bang the loose girl down the hall from you is not gonna stop those repressed homosexual thoughts about HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 30, 2002 Ehh, as I've said before, Trips is getting something I'd do almost anything for in the form of being able to bang Steph, who, to make my jealousy even more intense, is a fa-reak in the bedroom. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 30, 2002 Being tied up can be a good thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 30, 2002 This is quite possibly the best thread since Kinetic's "top five songs by solo artists who have likely had sex with children." Except, of course for that one great thread which effing ruled all others. That one maybe due for a bump soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 30, 2002 And that would be...? (draws blank) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 30, 2002 That hurts Kotz. I'll admit it was a vague description, but I thought the "effing ruled" part would be a good hint. Anyway I was just joking about it. Best Thread Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 30, 2002 Hrm, I guess that was a good one. After all, it did give us the idea for the 1,000,000 reasons DJ Jeff sucked thread. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted October 31, 2002 As long as Trips keeps little H away from my Joanie, it really doesn't matter to me. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 1, 2002 do you wish his dick was holding YOU down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted November 1, 2002 Stern asked Steph "When you sat in HHH's lap, did he pop a rod?" and Steph's reply was "If he did, I didn't notice." Not exactly a ringing endorsement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted November 1, 2002 Eh, she was probably just being coy. Stephanie sounds like a nasty ho behing closed doors. She let someone tie her up? Yuck. And I bet she has let HHH have anal sex with her. He supposedly likes it and I doubt she'd deny him of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted November 1, 2002 As long as Trips keeps little H away from my Joanie, it really doesn't matter to me. Carry on. Ummmm, I think you're a bit late for that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
