Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape is seen entering No Holds Barred. Where will he strike next?
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *As CWM was posting The Shape came up behind him and cut his throat. He is now bleeding to death as I narrate.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Mario this really isn't going to go over well.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 The Establishment isn't big on this new person. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 It's just Mario Logan. Ignore him.
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *As The Shape enters Kotzenjunge's room. He is masterbating to a Kylie Monouge video, he is totally unaware of the presence behind him.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Grr.... (grudgingly ignores the CRAP) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 But he has misspelled "Minogue" and does me a great disservice to assume that I would DARE have such behaviors while watching my dear sweet Kylie. I'm afraid I'm going to have to dislike him now. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 He also misspelled "masturbate."
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 ::Awaits whatever terrors the shape has in store::
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape begins to walk slowly up behind Incandenza. He can't stand someone pointing out his spelling errors. Be careful Incandenza, keep looking over your shoulder. Kotzenjunge is already choking on his own blood.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Duh dun dun Duh dun dun Duh Duh Duh dun dun Duh dun dun Duh Duh...
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 ::whistles casually with his back turned::
Guest Mattdotcom Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *Mattdotcom is preparing to sarcastically type "You'd better edit your first post to NHB or you'll look like a real idiot..."* I think the fact he beat me to it is SADDER.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 ::the shape bumps off members of the Establishment. Is BML next?::
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Ya know every good horror film has to have the obligatory tit shot, and I'm not gonna do it....
Guest crandamaniac Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 So with 2 establishment members dead, does that mean I can get in?
Guest Mattdotcom Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Pssst...they're not realllly dead...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Ya know every good horror film has to have the obligatory tit shot, and I'm not gonna do it.... *starts to make joke...decides he'd rather not have ME83 trying to kill him*
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *TSM09 is seen by The Shape sitting at her cpu with a little tight T-shirt on...
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 It's a fact though, every horror movie has to have the obligatory tit shot, that and the virgin never dies. I guess that means DJ Jeff will live forever...dammit and now Michael is hitting on me PS....TSA Arms does not start with an M
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *The Shape comes up behind TSA09 and cut her throat from ear to ear. As she fall out of her chair, her tit pops out.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11111
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 the tit shot happens while the sex scene. Goddamn you're supposed to know these things. And you call yourself Michael Myers. Guess what, that was a dummy anyway. I used my Shining and called for help.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11111 Yawn. Call me back when there's more BLOOD~!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 Ban this name so this crap ends. PLEASE. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11111 Yawn. Call me back when there's more BLOOD~! I would but I'll probably be too busy running around frantically and shrieking like a little girl.
Guest Michael Myers Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 *As evenflowddt is not liking boobs, The Shape grabs him and cuts him from his neck down to his bread basket. The blood flows like a river.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 31, 2002 Report Posted October 31, 2002 ::runs around frantically and shrieks like a little girl::
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