If SWF has an article here...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Hey, since SWF has an article, would you all like to put a synopsis of our e-fed up every week?

 

This would also be a booking position,

 

I think this would be neat...we need someone who can have fun describing it

[Guest Tony149]

I guess we could do one. The OaOast are like the actors who are discovered near the coke machine or at a shopping mall.

 

Whoever wants to do it can.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Since I'm out of commission for a while I'll give it a shot. Should I recap Doomsday and IZ?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Go for it.

 

I'll help if you need anything, since I wrote a majority of Doomsday.

 

DUELING DIRECTOR's CUTS~!

 

Sandman: I really thought this spot was clever and unique.

 

Evenflow: You hit me in the face with a baseball bat.

 

Sandman: It was a clever shot.

 

 

 

Maybe just Evenflow should write it.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

just a weekly recap

 

probably like our major theme in the oaoast thread, and what happened on our two shows

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Major theme?

 

OK, I was going to do a "whiny net reporter"-ish recap of the PPV and IZ. Maybe I still can, but I'll keep it shorter. Thumbtacks to the eye all around!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Maybe not necessarily have it be just one of us, but maybe a rotating panel-one week Evenflow does it, next time BPP, then me, then Tony, etc.

[Guest Tony149]

Maybe a In Crowd column on how to pick up girls. Or how Anglesault is the best thing since slice bread and we shouldn't bitch about him being on top. Maybe even an interview with a OaOast Superstar.

 

A little FYI for you all: Remember those promos for OaOast Magazine? Did you know that at one point I considered putting together a OaOast online magazine? I dropped the idea when AP opened the OaOast web site.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Really? That would've been kinda cool, maybe not all the time, but once or twice for fun.

 

Whatever happened to the website? Is it still up (is this going to be one of those "duh of course OMG Flow you're the only one who doesn't know" things? )

[Guest Tony149]

The magazine was going to be bi-monthly like RAW Magazine used to be before they went montly, that way I would have time to think of more stuff to add for the next edition.

 

As for the website...that's AP's. I know he's updated it once since 1995, but it hasn't been updated since.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Quick question, I'm starting work on the column now (I didn't get to see all the DVD special features because of their, ummm, nude content that I'd feel embarrassed watching in the living room in broad daylight), but does anyone have any ideas for a name?

 

For now I was just going to go with "OAOAST - Byte Me!" as the obvious parody of "Byte This". That also seems to be the theme what with that damn aWo running rampant.

[Guest Angle-plex]

As for the website...that's AP's. I know he's updated it once since 1995, but it hasn't been updated since.

lol. I had to get a new computer, and everything got screwed up. I'm still trying to get back into it.

[Guest Anglesault]

Do the Magazine Tony! Me and Treble Charged could do dueling columns every issue. Like he could do the benefits of transvestites in society, and I could call him a pedophile!

[Guest Tony149]

Byte Me is good. I like it. Here's some more names:

 

This Bytes (Byte This backwards and with an s)

 

The One & Only Quickie

 

Wham, Bam, Thank You, OaOast

 

Too INTENSE for the Net

 

The Hoss Report

 

Who Are You

 

Spear Me

 

And finally...

 

Hot Nude Pics Inside...

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

*votes for This Bytes*

[Guest Tony149]

AS, I'll consider doing the magazine. If I decided to do it, it may take a while as I'm apart of a current storyline, and I would need to get a format together.

[Guest Anglesault]

I pick "ATTENTION WHORES~!"

[Guest evenflowDDT]

All right, whew, one last thing... I've been working on a formal recap of the matches, but it's taking me FOREVER (I'm not even done with the first match yet)! Would it be OK if I just posted match results and major events/analysis of events?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Dude... you could just copy/paste the ending and maybe a highspot and run it in a SportsCenter like fashion. That's what the SWF used to do back on IGN when a guy there was doing WrestleCenter.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's a great idea, I'll probably end up using that though. But if the current SWF columns will have that same format I don't want people to think we're biting off them. Do you think that'll be an issue?

[Guest Anglesault]

...

 

We are biting off them.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Ummm, oh. In that case I'll make sure to do it like that.

[Guest Tony149]

We're going to be like ESPN. It's been done, but we'll claim it as ours. McMahon introduced that overhead camera during the XFL, now ESPN claims to have invented it.

 

Make sure to be hip like ESPN anchors, like say "AS whack "The Body" with a phat -- P-H-A-T clothesline."

[Guest Anglesault]

And yell BOO YAH!

 

::Tony and AS, the two most powerful men in OAOAST (Yes, I can declare myself that!) turn EFDDT into a propaganda messenger::

[Guest Tony149]

Oh, yeah. I can't belive I forgot BOO YAH~!

 

And give guys nicknames like Boomer does, i.e., SuperDuperStar, Anglesault and Pepper, Alf "Alien Life Form" Dogg, Angle-Can't-Get-A-Win-Plex, Big "Momma's & Poppa's" Popick, etc.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yuck, I'm really sorry for the delay on this one guys, even with the copy and paste method its harder than I thought (I want highlights, but not too many highlights, plus I'm tempted to not give away the finish since then they have no reason to read the match). I'll try and have it up by tomorrow or Monday.

[Guest alfdogg]

MVS is still alive?

[Guest Powerplay]

MVS is still alive?

Former SJL World Champion, Judge Mental, would like to confirm that yes, MVS is indeed alive. And by the way, Judge Mental is going to utterly destroy him if MVS comes within his field of vision. Good luck on getting your article, and hopefully you'll get it sooner than we did. Kudos!

 

Judge Mental

Former SJL Champ (September 29th to October 27th, 29 days)

One of the quickest SJL Champs ever (Won it on my 6th match. And you thought Brock was overpushed )

Most over Heel in the SJL

[Guest Tony149]

He's alive...just not here. You wouldn't belive how much letters we got at the OaOast HQs complaining about our so-called bait and switch tatic.

 

Oh, you gotta love kayfabe.

[Guest Powerplay]

Ah yes. Yes I do. In real life, MVS and I are best friends! And remember, kids, don't do drugs.