Guest KANE Report post Posted October 31, 2002 Thought you guys might appreciate poorly written Scott Keith parody reviews of Transformers: The Movie and the Mortal Kombat movie. Hope you like them. If you do, please visit the rest of the site. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 7, 2002 Meanwhile: Rowdy Roddy Primer opens up a whole can of whoop-Matrix on Unicron, and serves it to him cold. All he needs is a Hulkster bodyslam and a LEGDROP OF DOOM to solidify himself as the next babyface giant-killer. Hot tag the Matrix, and it's BONZO, but not quite GONZO. Unicron sells the Matrix like a bomb just went off inside him...oh wait, it did, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's fucking GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted November 7, 2002 Prowl gets shot in the chest by one of the Constructacons, which he oversells by having fire come out of his face. MegaTron orders the Constructacons to merge into Devastator and the AutoBots shit a brick, probably because they know Devs won't sell a damn thing. StarScream isn't selling his foot injury as he kicks the fallen MegaTron. --Kranix v. Sharkticons: They eat him in 0:01. DUD Someone tell Unicron the Sharks are stealing his entire moveset. it's worth mentioning that Ultra Magnus was originally supposed to keep the Matrix, but the night before the premiere, he got drunk and told people he was winning the title. Great stuff, but the gimmick's gonna wear out fast if you're not careful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KANE Report post Posted November 10, 2002 Thanks, and yeah, we don't plan on overkilling it. But I'm glad you guys liked it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
