Smark Parody Movie Reviews

[Guest KANE]

Thought you guys might appreciate poorly written Scott Keith parody reviews of Transformers: The Movie

 

and the Mortal Kombat movie.

 

Hope you like them. If you do, please visit the rest of the site. Thanks.

[Guest J*ingus]

Those reviews are two of the greatest things I've read in recent memory. Bravo. By all means, keep up the excellent work!

[Guest KANE]

Thanks, dude. It means a lot that you liked them.

[Guest J*ingus]

"No offense from the Jobber Planet in this pure squash."

 

"Hasbro wasn't happy that Optimus was talking with Hanna-Barbera's "Go-Bots" promotion down in Atlanta."

 

"Prowl gets shot in the chest by one of the Constructacons, which he oversells by having fire come out of his face. I expect that sort of selling if MegaTron nails you, but it's a Constructacon for Christ's sake."

 

"MegaTron orders the Constructacons to merge into Devastator and the AutoBots shit a brick, probably because they know Devs won't sell a damn thing."

 

"With his last ounce of strength, Optimus hits a devastating axe-handle that sends MegaTron flying off a cliff and out of AutoBot city for the finish, because you know that even if the Red Goblin is scheduled to die, God forbid he doesn't get his heat back."

 

"Man, they're really setting up Magnus to be a crummy transitional champ. Even crummier than Chris Jericho."

 

"Hey, Junkions, take your shtick back to Philly, you mutants."

 

"Quick! Someone tell the troops at home and abroad fighting the War on Terror! All terrorists around the world will turn themselves in if Dubaya gets a satelite feed and says "Bah-Weep-Gra-Na-Weep-Ninny-Bong" on all the major networks. Actually, I don't know if that would work, but it's a funny visual anyway. I crack myself up."

 

Gold, baby, 24-karat GOLD.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Holy shit, those are great!

 

"Quick! Someone tell the troops at home and abroad fighting the War on Terror! All terrorists around the world will turn themselves in if Dubaya gets a satelite feed and says "Bah-Weep-Gra-Na-Weep-Ninny-Bong" on all the major networks. Actually, I don't know if that would work, but it's a funny visual anyway. I crack myself up."

I almost died laughing reading this one.