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Guest Anglesault
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Okay, I know I'm late, but this is the first I've been on in a while. Last week, I turned on Game 7 of the World Series. I've been refusing to watch it, but I decided to give it a chance. Now, I turned it on, and what do I see? Baseball? FUCK NO. I see a stadium of people waving GIANT RED PENISES. I can deal with the rodent thing they have, but that forced me to turn it off. Now, I could go on a tirade on California and it's reputation, but I'd like to get the full story. Is there a LOGICAL reason why they were waving red phalic objects?

Guest treble charged
Posted

They're 'Thundersti(x)cks'. You bang two of them together, and they make a lot of noise. I've seen them at other places (a college football game last year and they handed them out at last year's Grey Cup game in Montreal) over the past little while.

 

However, if you want to think of them of penises, you go right ahead.

Posted

So, any form of a stick can be generalized as a penis? K. They're used at many other games also.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
They're 'Thundersti(x)cks'. You bang two of them together, and they make a lot of noise.

Now that makes them sound less gay.

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

The Thundersticks are made to distract the other team while they are are up to bat.

 

The Sacramento Queens use friggin cowbells for fuck's sake if you think the giant red dildos are bad.

Guest razazteca
Posted

well its better than having fans carry a letter D and a picket fense or brooms.

 

I think the worst "good luck" charm was at University of Alabama college football game when fans would bring a box of Tide powder detergent and a roll of toilet paper.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
The Thundersticks are made to distract the other team while they are are up to bat.

Jeering and Booing is OLD SKOOL BAYBEE! I need to be introduced to the 21st century where steroids and sex toys have overwhelmed sports.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
I think the worst "good luck" charm was at University of Alabama college football game when fans would bring a box of Tide powder detergent and a roll of toilet paper.

LOL!!!

 

I used to hate those damn things and I'm a Bama fan...

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

Sault, I would love to see the Thunder Dildos begone and forgotten. That applies to all the other items of stupidity associated with those things. I think yelling and cheering on your team with words of encouragement is much more efficient.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

You can thank Japan for those things, as they are commonplace at all Japanese League Baseball games..

Guest Anglesault
Posted
They're going to be all over soon.

Not here. I have a really hard time seeing Yankee Stadium filled with people waving dildos. We still have our dignity. .

Guest treble charged
Posted

Every baseball game since the beginning of time has been filled with people swinging and waving 'dildos'. All you have to do is look on the field.

Guest starvenger
Posted
I think the worst "good luck" charm was at University of Alabama college football game when fans would bring a box of Tide powder detergent and a roll of toilet paper.

Well, it's not like the 'Bamans were gonna use them for it's intended purpose...

:P

Guest razazteca
Posted

its just strange how some sports marks cheer for their team.....

 

California fans bring Dildos to sporting events because they do know any better, being that they are in the Land of Sin which promotes Porno everywhere. Its a common place to mix porn and sport, just look at XPW.

Guest alkeiper
Posted

They don't bring them actually.....they're passed out by the team at the gates.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Yeah, and I wear a block of cheese on my head every Sunday (and sometimes Mondays). GOT A PROBLEM, BITCH????

 

But I do love how they're being thought of as dildos. That's just GOLD.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest treble charged
Posted

It would take a MIGHTY big woman to use one of those things as a dildo.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
They don't bring them actually.....they're passed out by the team at the gates.

I just thought of about 50 responses to that, but this isn't NHB, so

 

That's Nice.

Guest starvenger
Posted
They don't bring them actually.....they're passed out by the team at the gates.

They should start handing them out at the Seahawks vagina-er, stadium...

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