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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Incandenza 7

Kinetic 13

 

So Kinetic is gone. Your winner INCANDENZA~!

 

Here's his victory speech:

 

Wow. Though I've long suspected it, it is nice to know that my peers have officially declared me to be the Best Person at TSM. Now, some of you might be saying "This whole poll was skewed by suspect voting practices!" To that, I say, "So?" It is quite clear that I'm better than all of you, and this Survivor game proved it. To those of you who recognize my greatness, I commend your intelligence and wisdom; for those who voted against me, if I weren't an agnostic, I'd assure you that there is place in Hell reserved for your kind.

 

Thank you and good night.

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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Hey, as long as one of us won!

 

(hugs the Establishment)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

The Smart Mark Survivor W(h)iner is...

 

Banky! Let's hear his victory speech:

 

"I was ganged out the first round by the Establishment. Fuck them and their elitist board cliques! Oh... you might let me in? Cool, I was kidding, I always am; I love pissing people off. You're not letting me in? FUCK BOARD CLIQUES!"

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Eh, CWM, at least it wasn't wiener.

 

::contributes to group hug::

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Evenflow didn't hug us. Doity bastich!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

*joins in group hug*

Bless the Establishment!

Guest Anglesault
Posted

Tiny Tim (TC): God Bless Us, Everyone. Now Bring on the toddlers.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(takes TC's cane and watches him crash to the ground)

 

Silly little urchin.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

FIX!! FIX!!

 

::Calls Johnnie Cochran before realizing Kinetic isn't black (is he?) so Johnnie won't care::

 

EDIT: This makes more sense, since Kinetic was the one who lost.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Kinetic is the whitest white boy who ever whitey-ed.

 

And tell him I said that, he'll agree.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

::joins in the belated ESTABLISHMENT GROUP HUG~!, only to have the other members force him off and cuss him out in German::

Guest alfdogg
Posted

*drives by and throws cans of beans at the establishment's houses*

Guest Anglesault
Posted

AS:Dumme Mutterfucking Kuh humping Cuntsohn eines Weibchens.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

What the hell was that supposed to be, AS? German?

 

Dude, if you want insults, let me do them.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Speaking other languages is ghey...look at me! i can barely type in one language.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
Fein seien Sie wie das.

Translated: You are fine like that.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Speaking other languages is ghey...look at me! i can barely type in one language.

 

 

Unwissende

 

QUOTE (Anglesault @ Nov 1 2002, 07:25 PM)

Fein seien Sie wie das.

 

Translated: You are fine like that.

 

Untergraben Sie nicht meinen schlechten Plan, Frau

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Anglesault has HUGE cool points in my book now for the German.

 

Unless he's just using freetranslation.com, in which case he's just funny and gains no points.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Speaking other languages is ghey...look at me! i can barely type in one language.

 

 

Unwissende

 

QUOTE (Anglesault @ Nov 1 2002, 07:25 PM)

Fein seien Sie wie das.

 

Translated: You are fine like that.

 

Untergraben Sie nicht meinen schlechten Plan, Frau

what did you call me?

 

*books AS to lose title*

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
Unwissende

 

translation: ignorant

 

Untergraben Sie nicht meinen schlechten Plan, Frau

 

Translation: Do not undermine my bad plan, woman

Guest Anglesault
Posted

You have no clue what I called you, Dummer Kanadier

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Canadians own j00 Sault.

Kanada ist wie der langsame Schrittbruder nach Amerika

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Whatever that was I'm sure it's a Canadian joke.

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