Smart Mark Survivor Winer Is...

[Guest CanadianChick]

Kanada ist wie langsamer Bruder setp Amerikas.

translation: Canada is like slow brother setp Americas

 

Not true, biotch.

[Guest alfdogg]

*is seen walking out of the supermarket with a shopping cart full of CANNED BEANS~!

 

Drives back by Establishment's houses*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Canada the slow brother?

 

If you mean we're slow to go to war than you're right.

 

I guess we don't feel like having you guys drop more bombs on our soldiers.

[Guest CanadianChick]

oh, burn on America~!

[Guest alfdogg]

*is driving, sees AS outside his house and drills him in the forehead with a can of beans*

[Guest Anglesault]

Canada the slow brother?

 

If you mean we're slow to go to war than you're right.

 

I guess we don't feel like having you guys drop more bombs on our soldiers.

Brunnen natürlich. Weil Sie weniger "Soldaten" als das FDNY haben

[Guest CanadianChick]

Sehen Sie Anglesault, ich kann einen Übersetzer auch benutzen!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Brunnen natürlich. Weil Sie weniger "Soldaten" als das FDNY haben

Translation: Well naturally. Finally you have less "soldiers" than the FDNY

[Guest alfdogg]

*Parks car. Quietly opens up can of beans. Sneaks up behind CC and empties the contents in her hair*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what is he saying?

 

*needs to learn Germen*

[Guest Anglesault]

Sehen Sie Anglesault, ich kann einen Übersetzer auch benutzen!

Ich verwende nicht einen Übersetzer, armen nicht informierten Kanadier. Ich bin multikulturell

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Parks car. Quietly opens up can of beans. Sneaks up behind CC and empties the contents in her hair*

*sics agnes on Alf*

[Guest Anglesault]

Brunnen natürlich. Weil Sie weniger "Soldaten" als das FDNY haben

Translation: Well naturally. Finally you have less "soldiers" than the FDNY

After all/Finally=Synonyms

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And a good one too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CanadianChick]

Ich verwende nicht einen Übersetzer, armen nicht informierten Kanadier. Ich bin multikulturell

Translation: I do not use a translator, poor not informed Canadian. I am multi-cultural

 

To that I say:

je suis plus chic que toi! Est-ce que tu comprende francais?

[Guest alfdogg]

*Cuts into an alley. Agnes passes the alley, but comes into it from the other side. Alf ducks down in the drivers seat, and when Agnes gets close, drills him in the forhead with a can. Agnes rolls on the ground and cries like a little bitch. Drives off to find CWM and Kotz*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Don't make me break out my skills. I can talk in irish,scotish,british, and...

 

DRUNKEN NEWFIE@!

[Guest Anglesault]

Ich verwende nicht einen Übersetzer, armen nicht informierten Kanadier. Ich bin multikulturell

Translation: I do not use a translator, poor not informed Canadian. I am multi-cultural

 

To that I say:

je suis plus chic que toi! Est-ce que tu comprende francais?

No, I do not speak French. I am proud of my heterosexuality.

[Guest alfdogg]

I hope you can spell in those languages better than you can in English.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Och laddie, me spellin' is a wee sight better dan now aye?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Ich verwende nicht einen Übersetzer, armen nicht informierten Kanadier. Ich bin multikulturell

Translation: I do not use a translator, poor not informed Canadian. I am multi-cultural

 

To that I say:

je suis plus chic que toi! Est-ce que tu comprende francais?

No, I do not speak French. I am proud of my heterosexuality.

Je parle francais pour ecole. Il est tres stupide.

[Guest Anglesault]

Stupid bitch makes me find a translator. I know very few French words.

 

::reads::

 

Eh, that's bascially what i thought it was.

[Guest CanadianChick]

je pense tu as itelligente, tout en tous.

 

Well, maybe not.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Anglesault 0wnz all of j00r asses with the DEUTSCH, BAYBEE~!

 

Did you have it in college too, or just high school? I plan on having it all four years of college.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest spiny norman]

Tá Gaeilge agam

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I had french in high school but I never did a report.

 

God bless internet translator programs for getting me a passing grade every year.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Tá Gaeilge agam

What language is that?

[Guest Anglesault]

Wollten nicht Arbeit erledigen. Nicht viel hat geändert.

/Sarkasmus

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...not english?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Wollten nicht Arbeit erledigen. Nicht viel hat geändert.

/Sarkasmus

translation: Did not want work to settle. Much changed.

 

I don't get it.