Maven will return in 3 weeks!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Fuck Brock and Angle! MAVEN is the future of the WWE! Think about it. Scott Hall pinned Shane Douglas with a suplex. This may be impressive, but Maven defeated Undertaker with a DROPKICK. He must be the greatest wrestler of ALL TIME!

 

Vince, you don't need to do anything but job Benoit to him at the next PPV and job Lesnar to him at Armageddon. The MAVENMANIA will run wild and usher in the new era of wrestling.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

I can see it now. First Benoit comes out with Angle andf they decide to team up to destroy the Maven threat, but then NO CHANCE IN HELL~! comes on and Maven comes out from the crowd and dropkicks them both out of the ring and EMT's come down and take away the Angle and Benoit. Then they do all these segments where we establish that Angle and Benoit are REALLY AFRAID of Maven. This leads to a First Tears Handicap Match at Armageddon where he beats them both, once by continually dropkicking Angle, and Benoit cries to set up his new gimmick, S+M Submissive! Then Maven defeats Brock with a rollup at Wrestlemania and JR shouts "BAH GOD THE ONE YEAR JOURNEY HAS CULMINATED FOR THE MULATTO AND HIS BALD MOTHER!" and Lawler says, "CANCER PUPPIES! CANCER PUPPIES"

[Guest Harry Hood]

I'm sorry but this may be the stupidest post I've ever seen.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

I'm sorry but this may be the stupidest post I've ever seen.

Apparantly you've never seen any of "Cutthroat"'s posts.

[Guest Harry Hood]

I'll look for some and then get back to you

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Wow...this was retarded

[Guest C-Bacon]

LOL.

i love these types of posts. too bad they always get flamed

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Wow...this was retarded

What are you talking about?

 

Maven was TOUGH ENOUGH!

 

 

It was on MTV dammit! He has CROSS-OVER APPEAL!

 

Angle and Benoit are only WRESTLERS!

 

Who needs them?

[Guest razazteca]

Scott Keith Biggest Mark is that you?

 

Fear the Eyebrows~

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Scott Keith Biggest Mark is that you?

 

Fear the Eyebrows~

No, although I did post under another name for a while. It was never banned I just stopped posting.

 

Odd, this is only the second thread like this that I have tried.

 

People are way too uptight.

 

 

ANYWAY, Maven can do a monkey flip, maybe if Benoit or Angle wern't so roided up, they could too.

 

Benoit and Angle are passe, Maven is the future!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

BTW, I'm selling a "Best of Maven" Comp where you can see all the Early Years of this future superstar. It's only 40.00!

 

It will Include:

 

Maven v. Undertaker at the Royal Rumble! (5 STAR MATCH)

Maven v. UT on RAW (The best Hardcore match EVER!)

Maven v. Tajiri (Right before he got hurt!)

Maven v. Goldust ( YOU MUST SEE THIS MATCH)

 

 

My opinions on Maven are in no way presented to influence sales of this tape.

 

Not at all.

 

He's a better high-flyer than Lyger

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Indeed. Did Lyger ever do A SUPERHUMAN MAVEN DROPKICK OF APOCALYPTIC DAMNATION FROM THE TOP ROPE? Did he?! Huh? Huh?! Fear Maven. Fear him, for he shall smite you down with his righteous eyebrow o' Death.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Maven should get the Stone Cold Stunner as his setup move for the Dropkick

 

MAVEN IS THE NEXT BIG THING!

 

Maven should beat both Guerreros in a hair v. eyebrows match

 

Maven is the best there is, the best there was and the best there will ever be

[Guest chirs3]

Anybody remember Team MAVEKICK?

 

Ahh... good times...

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Indeed. Did Lyger ever do A SUPERHUMAN MAVEN DROPKICK OF APOCALYPTIC DAMNATION FROM THE TOP ROPE? Did he?! Huh? Huh?! Fear Maven. Fear him, for he shall smite you down with his righteous eyebrow o' Death.

Yeah but things like that don't matter to cynical puro eleteist bitches. Clamor on and on about so called "workrate", you all know the truth Maven has boundless charisma. TORRIE WILSON WANTED HIS BODY! He szhould have done the Scorpion King not The Rock! Austin should be praying to Vince to ask him back so he can job to a REAL talent, MAVEN.

 

 

Oh and his mother is bald. Jerry Lawler asked if the curtains matched the carpet and Maven gave him the TOUGH ENOUGH DROPKICK OF EXTREME WOE AND ETERNAL TORMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh and is the Styone Cold Stunner as powerful as the CURRENT set-up move, the School-Boy? I think not!

[Guest The Hamburglar]

You know...if Maven was in the 94 J-Cup he wouldn't have lost to Sasuke, he would just have DROPKICKED him and won the tournament. Indeed, I foresee that Maven may even use the power of the Dropkick combined with his Unibrow to create a time vortex, one capable of taking him back in time so that by the end of his Demonic quest he shall hold every single pro wrestling title.....EVER. Can anyone stop him?

[Guest razazteca]

ever do A SUPERHUMAN MAVEN DROPKICK OF APOCALYPTIC DAMNATION FROM THE TOP ROPE? Did he?! Huh? Huh?! Fear Maven. Fear him, for he shall smite you down with his righteous eyebrow o' Death.

nothing beats the Boomer Sooner Flying Body Press or the Oklahoma Roll of the Blue Chipper Ortan.

 

And fear the most dangerous finisher of them all the Swinging Shoulder Breaker Famouser.........it will not only finish the opponet but can destroy the Fighting Spirit from both wrestlers.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

We're getting off topic here. My point was, who guys can help the WWE decide how Maven will send Chris Benoit into his new gimmick of gay S+M Submissive, and crush Angle so he goes all the way to the Funking Conservatory with Two Time Florida Champion Slyce!

[Guest Pop Culture God]

You know...if Maven was in the 94 J-Cup he wouldn't have lost to Sasuke, he would just have DROPKICKED him and won the tournament. Indeed, I foresee that Maven may even use the power of the Dropkick combined with his Unibrow to create a time vortex, one capable of taking him back in time so that by the end of his Demonic quest he shall hold every single pro wrestling title.....EVER. Can anyone stop him?

Unfortunatly when Maven attempted to do this it took the combined efforts of Evad Sullivan and El Gigante to stop him. BUT WHAT WILL IT TAKE NEXT TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!///////////////////////////////////////////////////1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[Guest phoenixrising]

Indeed, I foresee that Maven may even use the power of the Dropkick combined with his Unibrow to create a time vortex, one capable of taking him back in time so that by the end of his Demonic quest he shall hold every single pro wrestling title.....EVER.  Can anyone stop him?

Why stop with wrestling?

 

Maven timewarps back to February 1991, before the end of the Gulf War. He confronts Saddam Hussein in the Presidential Palace in Baghdad. After school-boying all the guards (thus incapacitating them all), Maven confronts Saddam on the roof.

 

Saddam: "My guards? Where are they? GUARDS!!!!!"

Maven: "Your reign of terror ends now, Saddam. Iraq shall now be a free nation!"

Saddam: "YOU WILL NOT STOP ME!!!!" (draws a knife and charges Maven)

Maven: "FOR FREEDOM!!!! (Mavekicks Saddam, Saddam explodes into a million pieces, Iraq is freed).

 

Tune back in for out next big bout, Maven v. Osama Bin Laden in a Limestone Cave Match!

 

Sorry, had to get that silliness off my back.

 

EDIT: After looking at the quote, this isn't really demonic, but hell can't he use his powers for good as well?

[Guest Danny]

I don't like Maven and I don't think he should've won Tough Enough. Maven has

no mic skills and no talent.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Pop Culture God: I'm at 10whateverx7whatever, and my page is stretched.

 

Please fix. Thank you.