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let me bold the parts of importance

 

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On Friday, the Democrats, led by Janet Reno's and Al Gore's attorneys, launched a full-scale legal assault on my organization -- "The Emergency Committee to Stop Bill McBride" -- because we plan to legally and peacefully send independent poll watchers out on Tuesday to monitor voting.

 

But the McBride-Reno-Gore machine in South Florida doesn't want unbiased witnesses at the polls.

 

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so, the "Emergency Committee to stop Bill McBride" is mad because the Democrats think they might send biased people out to monitor. What could have ever given them that impression?? :lol:

 

Note to future people wishing to prevent voter fraud: Don't chose such a biased-sounding name.

 

Why is this not in CE? because I feel it is too inflamatory for CE.

 

this idea is like a committee called "The Council to stop Jeb Bush" sending in independent monitors to counties with heavy turnout for Jeb. It just doesn't smell right.

 

Anyways, I'd think the Albanian and Russian monitors have less obvious bias in this thing.

 

Bleh..

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

What the hell? Dude, go to Current Events with this.

 

Wait... this is in NHB! NHB, BAYBEE~! YES!

 

FUCK THE GODDAMNED CLOSE-MINDED BACKWARDS CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!!

GO LIBERALISM!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ah, felt good to say that on this board finally.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Fuck the liberals!

 

Anyone who lives in BC will agree with me.

 

*starts "down with Gordon Cambell" chant*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Yeah, but that's Canadian politics, which I know nothing about.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Gorden Cambell is the Premier of BC (think Govoner) and he's fucking the place off by laying everyone off and essentially screwing us over.

Guest Snakebyte
Posted

Conservatism, feh. There are but a few conservatives that I would vote for, and only because their rivals are incumbents who have either made matters worse, or have accomplished nothing at all.

Guest CanadianChick
Posted
Gorden Cambell is the Premier of BC (think Govoner) and he's fucking the place off by laying everyone off and essentially screwing us over.

more or less. Damn Cambell

Posted
FUCK THE GODDAMNED CLOSE-MINDED BACKWARDS CONSERVATIVES!!!!!!!

GO LIBERALISM!!!!!!!!!!

Always good to see someone keeping an open mind about the political process...

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Sorry Tom, I just want to scream that sometimes in CE. I'm not really that bad. But since Rant is challenging me...

 

UP YOURS, FASCIST!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted
Sorry Tom, I just want to scream that sometimes in CE. I'm not really that bad. But since Rant is challenging me...

 

UP YOURS, FASCIST!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

FALL OUT OF A TREE HIPPY!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Okay...

 

GO KILL SOME MORE IRAQI BABIES, YOU BASTARD NAZI!!!!!

 

This is actually quite fun. I certainly hope Rant doesn't mean what he's saying, because I sure as hell don't.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted
Okay...

 

GO KILL SOME MORE IRAQI BABIES, YOU BASTARD NAZI!!!!!

 

This is actually quite fun. I certainly hope Rant doesn't mean what he's saying, because I sure as hell don't.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

GO AND SEND SOME MORE FOOD TO 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM WORK FOR THEIR OWN FOOD AND LETTING THEM LEECH OF US YOU CLINTON WANNABE!

 

I don't take it personally.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Okay, if it's going to be a long insult, not so big...

 

Whatever, I'm already bored with this, rapid-fire responses were funnier.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

Kotz - short attention span poster

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Okay...

 

GO KILL SOME MORE IRAQI BABIES, YOU BASTARD NAZI!!!!!

 

This is actually quite fun. I certainly hope Rant doesn't mean what he's saying, because I sure as hell don't.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

GO AND SEND SOME MORE FOOD TO 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES INSTEAD OF MAKING THEM WORK FOR THEIR OWN FOOD AND LETTING THEM LEECH OF US YOU CLINTON WANNABE!

 

I don't take it personally.

::Joins with Rant in Establishment splinter faction, The Estabvatives.::

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

*Founds the Canadian chapter of The Establishment with Treble and CC*

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

AH, GO BITCH AND PROTEST ABOUT SOME DUMBASS CAUSE NO REAL AMERICAN GIVES A SHIT ABOUT, THEN DROP SOME MORE EX YOU BURNT OUT RAVER JACKASS! WE MUST BOMB THOSE IRAQI FUCKS BACK TO THE STONE AGE!!

 

Me = conservative, but more middling than anything else.

 

Bush = moron; looks like a chimp; f'ed up clone of his "father."

Cheney = pussy

 

Gore = whiny, boring, pinko tree-hugging jackass; beloved by soccer moms.

Lieberalman = stupid jackass who wants to outlaw anything fun, and went after violent video games in a vain attempt to make anyone think he was doing something.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
AMERICAN POLITICS ARE GHEY BECAUSE YOU FORCE YOURSELVES ON THE WHOLE PLANET
Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

CWM has the first real point of this argument so far.

 

And for those curious, my political beliefs have been the same for a while now, before I started getting into raves and stuff.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
AMERICAN POLITICS ARE GHEY BECAUSE YOU FORCE YOURSELVES ON THE WHOLE PLANET

WE HAVE TO BABYSIT THE FOREIGN FUCKS, THAT'S WHY!!

 

WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN?! WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT FRANCE THINKS? THEY'RE A BUNCH OF UNWASHED STUCK UP JACKASSES, AND THEIR WOMEN ARE SKINNY TINY-TITTED SMOKERS WITH HAIRY ARMPITS!

Guest Paranoid
Posted

I have never been soooo looking forward to Tuesday!!!

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

You mean I actually had a valid point? Damn, I knew reading would pay off.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Reading? Psh, that's SO last century. It's doing things like reading that'll distract you from the machines and their conspiracy to conquer the earth. Whoops, I'm out of form... hang on

 

T2 IS HAPPENING FOR REALZ BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL READING AND ARGUING ABOUT POLITICS! DEMOCRACTS, REPUBLICANS, CANADIANS... CYBERDYNE WILL DESTROY US ALL! UNITE! UNITE! DOWN WITH CYBERDYNE! DOWN WITH MACHINES!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I think Evenflow has the best point of them all.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Anglesault
Posted
AMERICAN POLITICS ARE GHEY BECAUSE YOU FORCE YOURSELVES ON THE WHOLE PLANET

WE HAVE TO BABYSIT THE FOREIGN FUCKS, THAT'S WHY!!

 

WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN?! WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT FRANCE THINKS? THEY'RE A BUNCH OF UNWASHED STUCK UP JACKASSES,

And you would think that after bailing them out roughly 73 times, They would just nod and agree.

Posted

Well.. Pierre can go fuck himself. I say we start a petition to have any American that goes to France always order French Fries just to piss the bastards off.

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