What's REALLY wrong with Jeff Hardy...

[Guest humongous2002]

It's mark season really open? I thought it was wabbitt season.

[Guest Imarkout4chrisdaniels]

Not too sure what is wrong with him physically or mentally, and any guess would be pure speculation. However, I think some things definitely need to happen:

 

1) He needs to stop trying to look so "extreme." Sure his look is distinct, but Joe Average doesn't think it's cool to look like Jeff Hardy.

 

2) Stop trying to do everything with an "extreme" twist. If he would just do some basic wrestling maneuvers instead of making everything look odd, it would seriously help him out. Besides, he has done all that weird shit so much, it isn't new and original at all.

 

3) Stop being a singles wrestler. His place right now is definitely with a partner so he can tag out when he is not sure what to do next or the match is starting to drag. Plus, he can get some good double team moves in.

 

That won't all of a sudden fix Jeff, but damn if it wouldn't help. I tell you what, it can't hurt!

[Guest buffybeast]

I heard that Jeff has come down with Shitty Indy Wrestler Syndrome, where you turn into a spot machine because you suck at wrestling, but you're doing so much coke, even your spots get fucked up.

 

Seriously, I doubt Jeff's problem is Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. From what I've read about the disease, people who suffer from this can't sometimes get out of bed let alone do anything physical.

 

He may have, I'm not saying he doesn't. But I find it extremely hard to believe. I'm more apt to think his problem has more to do with pain killers/drugs/no getting enough sleep.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I hope it's not true, I knew this one dude with it, he ended up being blinded by a weedwhacker doing a CZW show.

Ouch man, ouch.

 

As a CZW fan, one of several on this board (though hardly the biggest) I ask you to at least use a term for an indy universally reviled- how about "set on fire at an XPW show?"

 

Yeah, useless post, so shoot me.

See, the thing is XPW doesn't use weedwhackers. People get set on fire all the time, but the weedwhacker is still kind of "edgy".

 

 

Or else he's caught a wicked case of late 90's Sabu syndrome.

 

Late 90's Sabu Syndrome is actually an imperfect strain of Shitty Indy Wrestler Syndrome, created in a lab by Heyman. He was trying to get Sabu to do more barbed wire matches.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Jeff looks healthy and still has great matches.

What was this guy banned for?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Jeff looks healthy and still has great matches.

What was this guy banned for?

In other topics he was flamebaiting (like starting a new thread about how the NWA won't last another month, etc.).