HUCKSTER vs. NACHO MAN

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Ok, this was just a little too much baCK THEN, as I would replay the skits over and over (the funny ones) like LARRY FLING w/ BILLIONARE TED...

 

Nacho Man: I have a problem with thining Hair@ Thining hair! Thining Hair!!

......

 

Terry from Tampa: I need monday off reaaaaal bad. I got hit by a high heeld shoe, a size sevennnn.

 

LARY FLING w/ HUCKSTER & NACHO MAN....

 

Hows Liz?

BOTH: Shes not so great!

(Nacho farts)

 

HUCKSTER:"Whacha gonna do when the huckster runs out on you?"

 

FLING: I dont know whos older, me or these 2 gezers. But if you over pay me, like you do these 2 has beens, Ill dance around the ring in a piar of yellow tights, (forget next 3 words)

 

HUCKSTER: Who you callin a hasbeen brother?!

 

(Fling threatens Huckster with womans shoe)

 

Fling: Who gonna win your match Nacho?

Nacho: Billionare Te dpromised me id win.

Huckster: No way brother, I got to win that match for all the huckstermaniacs who buy my merchandise!

Nacho: The only reason they wear your crap, is cause they pass it out for free borther, and thier promised TV time to wear it brother, and thats the truth brother!

Huckster: STop caling me brother, BrotheR!!!

 

(chairshot)

 

and lets not forget Wrestlemania 12....

 

Lets seee....

 

Nacho Man can barely climb to the bottom rope...

Huckster comes to the ring witha  Walker and his entrance is Fast Forwarded.

Lawer calls Hucksters Pythons Earthworms.

Scheme Gene & Ted have to help rip off Hucksters shirt.

hucksters blue haired grand-daughter is in the audience.

Hogan shouts to the camera: I can do it myself brother. while handcuffing himself (ala tthe epic on TV handcuff himself because Liz couldnt do it.)

Bell soudns and both men pass out.

CPR is used.

NAcho: OOOOH YEEEEA!

NAchosteals a ladys shoe, Huckster grabs a chair, and both kill each other.

"Whacha gonna do when the huckster runs out on you?"

[Guest RepoMan]

I used to love those skits back in the day, I was a huge WWF and anti-WCW mark. I think the WM match even had Vince, JR and King doing commentary MST3K style.

[Guest Tony149]

Only Vince & "The King" did the commentary on the match on the Free For All.