Guest TajiriMark Report post Posted November 9, 2002 What show or PPV was the segment with Booker singing HBK's music? I tape all the RAWs and SmackDowns, and I remember hearing about this segment, but never got to see it when it happened. Any help is greatly appreciated. ~Pac Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jericholic82 Report post Posted November 15, 2002 booker singing hbk happened the week after hbk joined the nWo, I belive it was the same night austin no-showed and flair fought mcmahon, June 10? im not sure exactly btw funnier then that was booker making fun of the nwo music Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 15, 2002 E+C's "For the benefit of those with flash photography..." was always great. Someone should get some Hollywood Blondes skits posted on here. Steveie Richards: (Mockingly)"Let me get this straight. If Stevie Richards, the King of swing, loses his match with Tommy Dreamer at CyberSlam, he'll have to wrestle: The Pitbulls, Public Enemey, and Tommy Dreamer in a cage. We'll I've only got one thing to say to that... (Throws his body on the ground and kicks and screams. I'M GONNA DIE! OH WHY GOD! DON"T LET ME LOSE PLEASE GOD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted November 16, 2002 The Showster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RedJed Report post Posted November 16, 2002 Kurt Angles "Yippie Ky Yay, Mother Hubbard" line to Booker T last year on a Raw was pretty damn funny. And then for unintentionals, one can't forget Gene Okerlunds "ahhh fuck it" on a live WWF ppv and Booker T's "Hulk Hogan........we're coming for you, nigga!" either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Basswitch Report post Posted November 16, 2002 the Funniest.... Joel Getner, Tommy Dreamer, and Buh Buh Ray Dudley's Mock to Too Cool in ECW was damb funny. Then there was all of the Kurt angle vs Chris Benoit and Kurt angle vs Rey Mysterio ones. The funniest.... probally one i saw at a house show. It was Edge, Rey, Kurt, and Eddie all making fun of each other and other wrestlers. On air would definantly be When Kurt was doing commentary and was like "Oh, Ya'll gonna make me loose my mind up in here, up in here".. then later on during the same match he said something like "Word up to you're mother" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted November 16, 2002 Godfather: "The Godfather has gone legitimate now! Welcome to Godfather's Escort Service!" Lance Storm: "You call yourself legitimate? Well, let me tell you something. You're about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey. (pauses) Which of course is illegitimate, because as we all know, donkeys have four legs. (pauses) Anyway... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted November 17, 2002 the birth of rock 'n' sock: "for the millions (and millions!) of the rock's fans and the dozens (and dozens!) of mankind's fans ....." just a great, great moment. also jason sensation's owen hart impression during the d-x rip on the nation. "i'm an aardvark! whoooow!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted November 18, 2002 Sometime during the last year of WCW Flair cut a promo that went for a good 5 minutes and was just him screaming gibberish phrases. I was laughing so hard the only part i remember is "Back in the old days everyone was like 'WOOOOO' and Sting was like 'WOOOOOO', and the Total package he was like 'GRRRRR' (complete with Flair flexing out like Luger)" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phoenix Fury Legdrop Report post Posted November 18, 2002 Al Snow's promo at Backlash 1999 after he won the Hardcore Title was funny. He was sitting beside a urinal in the bathroom, and Michael Cole asks him something stupid (like he always does), and Al starts off, "Well, you know, Todd...", and then he argues with the Head over who's the Hardcore Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest residueofsociety Report post Posted November 23, 2002 The first DX Parody had me spitting out soda back in 98, also from Monday Nitro after Jericho beat Syxx for the Cruiserweight Title, Syxx saying "You beat nothing on Saturday until you went back to your hotel room that night pal." Also the DX State of the Union address was classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 No one beats Ric Flair for crazy ranting promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I think the promo that ViciousFish is referring to is the Nitro after the New Blood and The Millionaires Club was formed, it basically was just Flair doing his impersonations of all of the members of the Millionaires Club. " And I go WHOOO and you go WHOOO and Sting goes WHOOOO and Package goes GRRR and Hogan goes _____ and DDP goes ______ and Kronic goes ______"..... Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 24, 2002 I have to see that one. I vaguely remember something like that taking place but I have to see that again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Tiger Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Mr. Perfect to Savage before SS 1992: "You know why? Cause I'm the Macho Chicken OOO YEAH" Rock to Billy Gunn "When your crappy music hits, Well I'm An Asshole". The Austin promo about the story he wasn't going to tell about that man named Jed. New Jack on Dawn Marie: "She looks good, but she's kind of retarded" Rhino to New Jack "I'm gonna make you shit your face out when you sit on the toilet" HHH to Angle: "What kind of guy sees a hot woman and wants to be friends, you'd like to hang out with Steph, you'd like to go shopping for drapes with Steph". Mankind to Chyna: "If you have the Test...Ovoralogical fortitude" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted November 24, 2002 Another part of Angle's abstinance promos (my favorite): "Oral Exams, not Oral Sex" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted November 25, 2002 No one beats Ric Flair for crazy ranting promos. Savage dude. Savage is the master at crazy, ranting, promos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted November 26, 2002 E & C on the kazoo The first time Jericho called Stephanie a dirty, sleazy, filthy, skanky, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho "Hey Paul Wight! You're a nasty bastard! And your mama said so!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted November 26, 2002 No one beats Ric Flair for crazy ranting promos. Savage dude. Savage is the master at crazy, ranting, promos. What about Woyah, or is that beyond crazy ranting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 I remember the fall of 1999, when The Rock was still red hot as far as promos went, well anyway they were in Vegas and the Rock was rambling on about the Smackdown Hotel and then he said something about Undertaker's 33 pound head and then he talked about Kane playing the slots and hitting the jackpot singing "I won the Rock! I won the Rock!" The way he dleivered that promo had me cracking up for days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 No one beats Ric Flair for crazy ranting promos. Savage dude. Savage is the master at crazy, ranting, promos. You're both right on the money. Between Savage yapping about The Danger Zone and a half-naked Flair dropping phantom elbows in the ring, I don't know who's more nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobBacklundRules Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Flair is the master at crazy promo's, taking off almost all of his clothes, dropping elbow's on no one, handcuffing himself to the ropes and strutting, now that one was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 I love when Flair drops the elbows and knees on phantom opponents! Actually, him doing it to a WWE microphone was the best thing I have seen. Or one of Austin's beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
