Home Alone 4.....

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Home Alone 4 (Telemovie) is on the damn Wonderful World Of Disney on ABC. Same names, new Actors.

What the Fuck is this ?

 

Haven't they shitted on this Franchise enough after releasing that God awful Bomb known as Home Alone 3?

[Guest Banky]

Home Alone RULES.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Yes, it does.

[Guest bob_barron]

Home Alone 1 and 2 are two of the greatest movies ever

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Yes, Home Alone does rule.

 

Keyword: Home Alone

 

3 and now 4 are Garbage.

 

Culkin should be pissed!

[Guest bob_barron]

This movie is weird

[Guest DrainYou42]

It can't be any worse than Problem Child 3

[Guest Karnage]

Remember on one episode of The Critic where they had this Home Alone sequel where his parents left him at home and he was only 40 or something?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

French Stewart ?

 

The Fuck.....

[Guest bob_barron]

Remember on one episode of The Critic where they had this Home Alone sequel where his parents left him at home and he was only 40 or something?

That ruled

[Guest bob_barron]

Wait- did Kevin run away to the people he's living with now or what?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

He's suppose to be spending Christmas with his Father.

[Guest bob_barron]

Okay- so Kevin right now is at his father and step mothers?

 

And before he was living with his mother?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm...Home Alone 4..or Simpsons...

[Guest BorneAgain]

Remember on one episode of The Critic where they had this Home Alone sequel where his parents left him at home and he was only 40 or something?

"Oh My God! We left Kevin at home, and he's only 23!

 

(Kevin with unshaven beard and cigarette in his mouth)

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

 

 

Funny shit

[Guest art_vandelay]

I didn't watch it, but I read the description on my Digital cable box and it said something like, "Kevin is left alone in his fathers' girlfriend's mansion, where he must use his wit and zany gadgetry to fend of burglars."

 

Is it as sad as "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves"?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

rejected trap ideas:

Him hitting them with a claw hammer

falling off the roof...onto a bed of nails

dropping the grand piano on their heads

having Bradshaw make them 'pay their dues'

Shooting them in the head

injecting them with heroin

peeing on them

giving them paper cuts

feeding them really bad meat

throwing a shoe at them

kicking them in the nuts and running

throwing hard boiled eggs at them

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

They need to have a blow-off movie where Pesci gets out of prison, and puts Kevin's head in a vice.

 

"You make me pop your fucking eye out of your head to protect your fucking house?"

[Guest redbaron51]

jeez, what is this the Jason movies now, with no consistant storyline between most of them

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Um, so Kevin's parents got divorced or something? Someone wanna hook me up with a plot summary of some kind?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest T®ITEC]

Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion.

 

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[Guest Vern Gagne]

If Jason and Freddy can have about 20 sequels a harmless TV movie isn't that big a deal.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Unless that made-for-television movie has French Stewart.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Good point about French Stewart. Pesci and Stern aren't working, they should of at least tried to get one of those two.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

They'd be better off making the fourth film about....***gets all excited***...NOTHING!

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"Kevin McCallister's parents have split up. Now living with his mom, he decides to spend Christmas with his dad at the mansion of his father's rich girlfriend, Natalie. Meanwhile robber Marv Merchants, one of the villains from the first two movies, partners up with a new criminal named Vera to hit Natalie's mansion."

 

Will they even recognize the kid?...