One of the worse women stories...

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

Ok listen to this. It may sound sappy but oh well.

 

Ok, I have this friend who will be called "Loyla" so "Loyla" says she has this good looking cousin and everything so she gives me a picture of her and her cousin who will be called "Dot" is actually good looking. So, I talk to her online and she says she wants to call me so "Loyla", "Dot", and I get on three way to talk. So, basically it is me and "Dot" talking for like 3 hours on the phone. We really click and she seems to have interest in me. So the next day I talk to "Dot" again and we really click some more. So then I am like hey this isn't that bad and then the bombshell was dropped.

 

"Dot" really isn't "Dot" at all. The girl I have been talking to is some ugly bitch that has been pretending to be "Dot" for the past two days. The "Dot" I talked to online was the realy "Dot" but she didn't want to talk to me on the phone because it was long distance so these girls contrive a plan to have someone pretend she is "Dot" and lead me on for 2 days. And then I am basically told the only reason the real "Dot" even wanted to talk to me at all is because she thought she could set me up with "Loyla" yet "Loyla" knows I have no interest in her.

 

Is it just me or is this kind of bad. Being lied to by a so called friend for 2 days just so she can gain somthing.

[Guest HBK16]

Smack that bitch.

 

Actually I dont know what to do. Sounds messed up of them to lead you on like that.

[Guest godthedog]

that's nothing. at least you can sleep at night never having to wonder if you had another guy's semen floating around in your mouth 3 nights ago.

 

i think i may make that my catch phrase. everytime someone bitches about something, i'll just say that.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Well it does suck how they leaded you on and then fooled you. I'd say raise hell and then make them regret doing that to you. Then again I'm a bitch that loves revenge

[Guest Flyboy]

You could have at least got a BJ from her.

 

Who am I kidding? Bitchslap her, say: "Bitches be trippin'," and be on your way.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Walk up to "Loyla" or whatever the fuck her name is house, ring the door bell, when she opens the door, KICK HER IN THE SHIN AND RUN AWAY!

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

I like the kick in the shins and run idea. I think I would have to get a mask or somthing.

[Guest BaldFish]

Dude, seriously. Stick your dick in the ear of them bitches that don't wanna be actin' right.

[Guest LooseCannon]

that's nothing. at least you can sleep at night never having to wonder if you had another guy's semen floating around in your mouth 3 nights ago.

 

i think i may make that my catch phrase. everytime someone bitches about something, i'll just say that.

Would you mind elaborating? My curiousity has been piqued.

[Guest B-X]

that's nothing.  at least you can sleep at night never having to wonder if you had another guy's semen floating around in your mouth 3 nights ago.

 

i think i may make that my catch phrase.  everytime someone bitches about something, i'll just say that.

Would you mind elaborating? My curiousity has been piqued.

Oh Jesus....

 

Oh yea.

 

"Bitches be Trippin" is property of World Domination Inc.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Never mind, I just saw the story in the other thread. I was suspecting a different, yet essentially similar story.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Why would Loyla try to hook you up with someoen that looks better than you if she likes you? Why would she try to hook you up with anybody if she likes you?

[Guest Flyboy]

"Bitches be Trippin" is property of World Domination Inc.

Since when and says who?

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Just say hos be trippin'. It's a reasonable fascimile.

[Guest godthedog]

what about "twats be trippin"?

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

What about "Beeyatches be trippin" or "Bizzitches be trippin'"? Are those ones spoken for yet? Cause if not I'm calling them!

[Guest Incandenza]

"Bitches be Trippin" is property of World Domination Inc.

Since when could internet message boards proclaim ownership of pre-existing catchphrases? Why do I get the feeling that the answer to that question will involve the same kind of logic behind zacalacalacac9137982149123's assertion that disses were not invented until two years ago?

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

I like Bitches be trippin'.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

Eh, worst that happened to me was a chick I was going out with claimed to have gotten pregnant about a week after we started going out (we had been friends for about a year). Of course, that's all funny ha ha joke to her, but considering I go way beyond worryin' about everything, suddenly having a "pregnant" girlfriend was not what exactly what I needed. Then, once I found out it was a joke, she tried to dissuade my minor annoyance of the situation (ok, I was a bit more than annoyed, I admit it) by saying “I didn’t think you’d react this way.” Right. Go up to a guy who regularly thinks along the line of “Matt’s five minutes late, he must have crashed his car!” and tell him you’re pregnant. Some people just deserve to be hung upside down by their toenails.