One & Only OaOast Magazine thread

[Guest Tony149]

As you should know by now, I'm going to publish a try out issuse of OaOast Magazine sometime soon, hopefully Dec. This will be a thread for all questions about the magazine. To ensure the best possible product I'm going to need you guys to help out.

 

What the magazine has so far:

 

The return of The Body Shop

 

Interview with A Superstar - The Superstar speaks

 

Eskimo's Pick of the Month (working title) - Eskimo picks a match from the OaOast/OAOMEF archives

 

Sandman column

 

Classic Feuds by BPP

 

Supposedly a column from VS. If you're dead by the time it's done...we'll paste it on your tombstone.

 

 

What I need

 

Somebody to write kayfabe columns. You can put yourself over big time.

 

And anything you think might be cool for the mag.

 

If I can't get help...the magazine will be dropped.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I think I can muster the energy to write something for this.

 

Tell me what you'll need Tony. I could just fill in the gaps every month or whatever.

[Guest Tony149]

SM, you think you could write up a column about your love of deathmatches with some of the different types of matches/weapons out there? Maybe even pick a match then name somebody you'll like to see in it

 

EX:

 

Barbwire on a Pole Deathmatch: EFDDT & BPP could beat the shit out of each other and I could care less as long as one of them never returns.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Done and done.

 

Hell, that's probably the kayfabe column.

[Guest Tony149]

Alright. The stuff that will be in the magazine has been updated in the first post.

 

If anybody wants to write an entertainment report (favorite movie, etc.) or a "Day in the Life" (made up or real coulmn on what you did on a certain day)

 

EX:

 

Monday, Nov. 3rd, 11:49 p.m.

 

I went downtown to look for some hookers. I saw one who looked very manly, being the OaOast World Heavyweight Champion, I figured "What the hell," I'll pick this "chick" up. So I drive by her and she looks right into my window when I noticed it's WWE wrestler Triple H! I'm like "this is my chance. This ones for Kurt." Triple H says "You a cop?" "No" I reply. "Pimp?" "No." 500 for a blow. 1000 to fuck." So I smile and tell him "get in." Once Triple H gets in he notices the OaOast Title on my lap -- he says "What the fuck?! You're Anglesault, the OaOast Champion." "Now you're mine, bitch." And with that I beat the living hell out of the WWE World Heavyweight Champion while yelling "Angle is God! Angle is God! You bastard."

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

If anyone wants to suggest matches that we should feature, PM me.

 

When I've picked a match, I'll contact those involved and whoever wrote it for their thoughts. If they can be bothered to give them, of course

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I have something I think I would like to do

 

I'd like to go back and review our classic feuds...

 

so one month I go into AS/TC, or BPP/AP

[Guest Tony149]

Alright, BPP. You could do that.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Can I be the heel writer that constantly shills the SWF?

 

"In other news, the aWo rules! Join the SWF!"

[Guest The Superstar]

Interview with a OaOast Superstar (to be named or whoever ask first)

 

HELLO!?! I mean, it's RIGHT THERE!

[Guest Tony149]

Okay. Write an interview, SS. You could use one of the OAOMEF announcers as the interviewer.

 

VanSiclen, if you want to write anything, go ahead. I don't care what it is. If you do it, hopefully we all aren't old men by the time you finish it.

[Guest Tony149]

I was wondering if anybody could write a little something on TheSoleSurvivor for a "Where Are They Now" feature. Could somebody do it?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I have an idea for an article:

 

"Where in the Hell is Mario ad his monsters?"

 

Create rumors, I have a few:

 

Dead

Overwieght Elvis impersonator

Security for Guns N Roses

Got an FBI badge from the Presdent

Shot out his TV during MTV VMA awards

Secretley trying to release Samhaine/ invade Heaven

[Guest Tony149]

Do it. Have it to me by the end of Dec.

[Guest Tony149]

Another idea I have in mind for this is maybe doing something called "OaOast at the movies". Where one of the OaOast Superstars gets to parody past and current movies/TV, i.e., the In Crowd start in a spoof of "Saved by the Bell".

 

Would anybody like to take a crack at doing something like that? It wouldn't have to be long, think SNL/MAD TV skit.